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Almost forgot Cuties existed. Thank you BOB for having a thread!
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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The Valeyard
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He wanted to call the other poster a “Nazi cunt” but cunt is a no-no word in progressive circles so he has to substitute it with “Catch you next Tuesday“ (usually “See you next Tuesday”) instead.I have no idea about this one.
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Funny they have their own equivalent of saying something like "h-e-double hockey sticks" I used to hear as a kid. It is just as lame.
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Just wait until they decide to introduce the Sentry into the MCU.
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Imagine defending Bob Chipman and Pedophilia at once.
Shit if not liking Bob Chipman or Pedophilia makes one a Nazi, then I'm fucking Reinhard Heydrich.
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Robert Downey Jr. is the opposite of Bob in every way.
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RDJ hit rock bottom. Bob never has. I doubt Bob ever will hit "rock bottom" in his lifetime at least not in a way that will convince him to scramble up out of the hole he's dug for himself.
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Bob's "The MCU should make Galactus a bad Celestial" idea is peak "I don't know what I'm on about". Besides making Galactus a Celestial being a bad idea, stories featuring him stress very heavily that he basically governs entropy and finding a way of harming him in any way is a very bad idea for many reasons. Can you imagine how bad killing entropy would be? Hell, the energy he takes will be the spark for the next big bang so you end up dooming the future if you somehow manage to survive your own stupidity.
Of course, outside media loves using him as a villain and the MCU alrrady seems like it's throwing out the ideas of cosmic stuff in the comics where Earth is a random dirt ball floating in a void where everything either wants you dead or could care less to recognize your existence.
Of course, outside media loves using him as a villain and the MCU alrrady seems like it's throwing out the ideas of cosmic stuff in the comics where Earth is a random dirt ball floating in a void where everything either wants you dead or could care less to recognize your existence.
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Huh, I wonder if all this pearl clutching is because Gary Gygax son.
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iirc all the times we've seen Galactus dead or seriously threatened in any way has always been used as a "shit your pants" situation where everything's fucked.
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That's generally the theme. People don't want to die but it's essential for rebirth and for the future to live. Any media that uses him as "Hahaha, he eats planets. Beat him up" is missing the point. A predator maybe seen as "evil" to its prey but it's essential to maintaining the ecosystem. Eventually the predator will die to feed the plants which will give back to the prey. If that's "evil" then it's a crime all life is guilty of.
Not that I can't see the MCU doing that since as I brought up, it's common with outside media takes on Galactus and they somehow got "Eco-Terrorist" out of Thanos having a giant neon "I REPRESENT NIHILISM" sign over his head in the comics.
Wonder if this ties into Bob's relationship with death. Probably a stretch and just him being ignorant again.
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to be fair, making thanos the original nihilist he was supposed to be would have required more care and thought for the MCU and that's a little too much to ask for.
Arthur Morgan
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He may one day but it'll never crack through his delusions that he's less than amazing.
Bob could lose his channel and patreon, get disowned by his family, and have to live in his car. But he'll still refuse to change and grow, insisting it was everyone else who was wrong until he freezes to death.
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I know this has already been said, but someone who defends Cuties and supports a secularised culture that sexualises kids, troons them out and deprives them of their innocence has no authority to accuse the Catholic Church of anything to do with paedophilia. Not to mention that many of those priests were (surprise, surprise) gays. Has Bob just blasphemed against the LGBTBBQVHS community?
The Latin Mass doesn't alienate people from Catholicism. Clown Masses, and the various other attempts to make the Church conform to the world have done that. Many people saw the attempts to "bring the Liturgy up to date" by secularising it and said to themselves "if Mass is just going to be a communal meal with a guitar player, what's the point in me being Catholic?". It's also important to point out that Catholics who attend TLM's are far more likely to believe in things like the Real Presence, making the argument that the TLM alienates people from Catholic teaching even less valid.
Surprisingly, lots of people who attend the TLM weren't brought up in traditionalist households. I know there's this perception of traditionalism as a world where women exist to pop out kids and where those kids get packed off to daily Mass from the second they learn how to walk, but there is a place for women in traditionalism who don't want to be housewives or nuns, and lots of traditionalists are converts.
I'm surprised at the news that we have an "influence over so many.. people, politicians, countries, etc". If that was the case, then Ireland would still be a Catholic country instead of one which legalises abortion clinics as it closes churches.
Catholics are Nazis? Boy, do I have some reading for you.
> if you don't belong to a gender that's cool, you're cool
So men and women are cool now?
Film Roberta might be closer than you think.
He's calling Hoosier a Catch yoU Next Tuesday.I have no idea about this one.
TopTierHealer
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Don't be so pessimistic, there can always be a sinkhole under the basement he's currently renting.
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I'm pretty sure the "female appellation" over Mr/Mrs Right Now applies to politicians such as Saint Hillary or Mama Occasional Cortext, or Kamala the not-ugandan-giant.
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Bob's only saying that because the crayon eating retard forgot that MCU upgraded Ego into a Celestial and has utterly reworked the Celestials in general as a concept already. He probably came up with this idea after googling what the Celestials were, forgetting that the Celestials already were MADE into bad guys twice for the films. Celestials in MCU are basically a planet that has been eaten alive and formed into one megaorganism.
If you want to retool Galactus so the stupids like Bob can understand it, a far smarter equivalent would've been to have him be more like Beerus from DBS, he's the "God of Destruction" whose services mainly go after planets slotted for demo due to some higher power's plan. He's not bad in the traditional sense, he just is an aspect of the universe.
Because you think Bob would understand why Galactus matters? He'd only parrot it without any understanding given he clearly doesn't understand anything more complex than "There am bad guy, this dude is good guy".
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Something like a God of Destruction from DBS would be fairly close, especially with Galactus being a former mortal forced into the role, but it probably would result in us reading Bob/Bootleggirl tweets a few years down the line where they don't get it. Stuff like "How are creation and destruction connected? I don't see why death is needed for new things." where they fixate on whoever made this system being evil so no idea how to completely idiot-proof it. Probably will even have people who mistake the life cycle references for "It's actually about how capitalism destroys everything" anyways
It would be a shame since it's a really solid concept I think you could sell to general audiences on if you actually tried for once. You have people who go vegan because of the guilt they feel from being part of this process and can't come to terms with it being unescapable.
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He doesn't know anything, and yet feels a primal urge to comment on it like a connoisseur. PC games? Movies of all kind? Politics? African fauna? Archeology? You name it, he will opine on it.
That's what makes the sentient ball of lard all the more amusing. The good part is that most people don't buy it, even the ones he sucks up to. The bad part is that there are still people who are convinced he knows his stuff. See his stans like Arkle and this other fellow with a Kim Possible avatar, and the occasional Troper that somehow still gets their opinions from the fat fuck's reviews.
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It's OK to have an opinion on any topic. The problem is when you conclude that you are 100% correct on your view.
If Bob wasn't around, they would move on to some guy with the glasses failure. They are spergs who only got positive social interaction online after saying "Trump and Nazis are bad!!" So they spam that Fairweather shit 24/7. It's pathetic and the Kim possible avatar guy is going to slip up one day and call someone who bagged his groceries a Nazi and get his ass beat, lol.
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