DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

He's bitching about people who don't autorenew their memberships, called out Battleduck for not autorenewing by name and shamed him into renewing his membership. Nice struggle session.

Wait..........the clown that cried and said it was against the law for EA to autorenew his membership? That guy?

 

[Super Dent Head]

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That's seriously disgusting. I might sue for this damaging my fucking eyes. Thanks.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Wait..........the clown that cried and said it was against the law for EA to autorenew his membership? That guy?

Just working harder to alienate and drive away his dwindling fan-base. He keeps targeting and bitching at the same people, then wonders why people leave. Well, he doesn't, he just makes up that they "went crazy"

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Uh can you guys stop talking about the vaccine, we don't want politics in our chatroom...
Anyway, we need to be talking about how our politicians are dumb and don't know what they're doing...on both sides of course! No I won't bother voting or campaigning because it's pointless.

 

[actually]

Was hoping it would die down on its own, but let's put a clear line out. If you don't want to get the vaccine, I think you're dumb, but so be it. Don't shitpost all the woo-woo Facebook bullshit about how the vaccine is going to turn your cousin into a frog because Bill Gates's secret space laser needs the 5G for targeting here.

Edit: And if you're genuinely unsure about the science behind the vaccine, DM me and I'll be happy to point you to people who are way smarter than anyone here that talk about it in full and honest detail (including potential side effects and things to watch for).

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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sweet baby jesus it's like he's trying so hard to hide the droop that he's making the other side of his face stretch up to compensate either that or the droop side is all but dead and the other side shows he's trying to make a large smile. Then there's how he's like a child, who can't stop looking at the screen instead of the camera and on top of that where are his teeth? the 3rd picture looks like the start of meth mouth.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Guess what trolls, another one of your fucking retarded conspiracy theories got DEBUNKED by the King himself. He zoomed in on his beautiful goatee to prove that it isn't patchy, it's just gray! Well actually you can't see it because of the dogshit camera quality, but trust DSP because that's what he says!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Did nobody seriously tell him that part of his goutee looks like he started shaving, did one stroke and then immediately stopped shaving? It's looked like that for a week now.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Guess what trolls, another one of your fucking retarded conspiracy theories got DEBUNKED by the King himself. He zoomed in on his beautiful goatee to prove that it isn't patchy, it's just gray! Well actually you can't see it because of the dogshit camera quality, but trust DSP because that's what he says!

"All hail The King! We love you, Phillip! Show those trolls! Here's another $100 to stick it to those dirty trolls"

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

"All hail The King! We love you, Phillip! Show those trolls! Here's another $100 to stick it to those dirty trolls"

He should just go full thot and start writing people's name on a little whiteboard and calling his paypigs "babe" rather than "sir"

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

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I like how he hides his teeth when smiling,his teeth must be rotten by now,the pig doesn't even shower so are you gonna tell me he washes his teeth every day? Smile right now and open your mouth while doing it,not showing teeth is unnatural, he is hiding them with his lips because they look like shit (and he does that in every picture he takes for instagram too).

My autism kicked in and I googled this since I have been curious for a while about Phil never showing his teeth,apparently two of the causes of never showing teeth when smiling or laughing include:
1-Reduced lip mobility (stroke face being a possible cause).
2-Small tooth size due to wear (not washing his teeth for so long that they are too small to show now).

 

[LemmeSee]

You're overthinking the vaccine thing. I believe he got it. Maybe even both shots. I agree though this is unpiglike behaviour. But I think he got it. For some bizarre reason he just refuses to talk in detail about it. I like how when he does talk about it he assumes that we know that he got it even though he never explicitly told us. So weird and autistic.

If he mentions that he got the shot immediately after it then he exposes the day, probably the location, and a specific date that Phil will be at that location for the second shot. It makes sense if you put yourself in the mindset of a guy terrified that members of his adoring fanbase might decide to pay him a visit.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Don’t forget Phil has an entire day off every week so it’s not impossible that he could get vaccinated on that day. Although it is still funny that if that is the case Phil didn’t take the opportunity to complain about it like he was about delivery drivers. Maybe he’s like me and got the jnj vacc with no side effects.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Last thing about the vaccine. Small powerlevel, but my Uncle Phillip took a Flu Shot around 2010 and quickly devolved into a shameless beggar that scams vulnerable people. He started losing his hair and facial hair, and suffered from a small stroke just months after the shot. He grew fur-like hair all over his body, and his appendages began to shrink to a laughable level.

 

[Fill Bern El]

First thing I see when I go to YT. I smell another "fundraiser" coming soon from DSP.

 

[Hogan of the South]

"All hail The King! We love you, Phillip! Show those trolls! Here's another $100 to stick it to those dirty trolls"

Really show us trolls off and let us see your phone apps as well as that desktop. Really stick it to us man!

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

First thing I see when I go to YT. I smell another "fundraiser" coming soon from DSP.
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Notice how he always talks about the Steam Deck now on pre-stream. On top of the fact, he said "allottapeepal" told him to get it. He has probably already reserved a spot in the queue and will be paying for it come December...he is just playing the "I'm too broke to afford it" act at the moment. But come the time it releases it will be in his piggy hooves and he will be swaying back and forth shilling it to death. We know Phil and we know he puts on acts just for the sake of selling his lies when in reality he plans on getting it. This is Phil Burnell the CONsumer who buys first and then askes questions later.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

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This shows to me that it’s a conscious decision not to show his teeth.
Try to open your mouth and not show your teeth. Unless you’re specifically trying not to, you’re going to show them a bit.

 

[john_g]

This shows to me that it’s a conscious decision not to show his teeth.
Try to open your mouth and not show your teeth. Unless you’re specifically trying not to, you’re going to show them a bit.

and by that he looks like a toothless hobo HAHA

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And yeah, Phil whines about a cat slash.

As someone who has spent less than 100 days not around cats, getting a cat scratch is just another normal day for me. Wash it out, get neosporin, and put a bandage on it. Phil is a bitch if he constantly complains about getting scratched by Jasper.