Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 34 12.4%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.5%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.5%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 35 12.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.1%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 137 49.8%
  • Total voters
    275
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There is nothing funnier to me than watching this 30-something manchild whining about possibly having to work extended hours because it would be "excruciating", as if he would be less productive actively earning a wage than streaming for five people. Normal people (and by extension semi-normal autists) are just happy to have a job.

Also, I love the Espeon chucklefuck popping in to share offhand Pokémon trivia while Chibi is sympathy baiting. What a lad.
 
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Wonathan Joss said:
If Adam's bisexual, why does he only simp for women (that never like him or know he exists)?
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Being bisexual was a convenient excuse for him to worm his way into the LGBT community while having to put in the absolute minimal amount of effort because I'm assuming he thought he could use them as a shield against the trolls. It was also a way to hop on the metoo movement when he made up a story about being raped by some kid who he kissed and posted it on Twitter, a year after he was simping to a girl who was assaulted and said he could never know her pain because he was never assaulted himself but he was there for her (lol). After she rightfully ignored him, he needed to step his game up and that's when he decided he needed to be raped and post about it to have a chance at slaying some pussy. Fucking autism man

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I don't know if he does it all for attention, probably some, but I'd be willing to bet that he does it to try and fit in above all else. He's able to make the "We, the gays" tweets about LGBT injustices and get the social credit he needs to hang around in large videogame-centered communities that have been taken over by lunatic trannies.
 
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Sweetheart said:
If even Chibi himself has concerns about his new job you just know that the next Chibi fucks up yet again arc is awaiting us.
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Be chibi.
Offered a salary job for 60,000 USD
Sad he has to work for 8-10 hours.
Realizes he can not stream to his 2 followers on Twitch for 8-10 hours.
Quits and goes back to earning nothing

Calling it. Homeless saga incoming.
 
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A Genuinely Retarded Dog said:
Be chibi.
Offered a salary job for 60,000 USD
Sad he has to work for 8-10 hours.
Realizes he can not stream to his 2 followers on Twitch for 8-10 hours.
Quits and goes back to earning nothing

Calling it. Homeless saga incoming.
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His mother will rather become homeless herself than let her special boy suck off strangers on the streets.
 
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Work said:
After I found out that he has trooned out, I was so excited that I decided to send it ASAP
Timemogged by a few hours. damn
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You are late by two weeks, dumbass, and if you're going to try and be the one to "break" something on the farms put more goddamn effort in your post.
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HOLY FUCK CAVEMANDCJ TROONED OUT. I'm really trying to come up with something about him preferring his balls to be quiet but it's just not happening, sorry.


EDIT: I blame famed speedwhore Nancy

EDIT2: It's fake. I was so excited.
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Between the anime avatars, cow tippers, and newfags this thread is attracting autists on the same level as Chibi himself. Do a flip.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
It's time for a Chibi Moment of Clarity

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I don't even know where to start with this one.
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Cant wait for the inevitable string of tweets in 20 mins where he continues simping for ewhores, justicing for black trans rights, and how hes gonna revolutionize his stream through spicy memes, "so get ready tonight because we're going live at 8", only to not stream becasue he got home late from work at and is now to tired to do anything
 
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