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[Dante Alighieri]

If the "piss tape" was real it would've leaked already. Democrats are retarded as fuck.

 

[The Great Citracett]

If the "piss tape" was real it would've leaked already. Democrats are retarded as fuck.

It's like the "nigger tape" that totally exists and NBC has it right on hand, and everyone involved in making The Apprentice knows of it, and for some reason it's never leaked either.

 

[CrippleThreat]

It's like the "nigger tape" that totally exists and NBC has it right on hand, and everyone involved in making The Apprentice knows of it, and for some reason it's never leaked either.

Does that also involve that "the elevator incident" where there is no verifiable prove and it's only conjecture, but Trump totally did something in an elevator, but who knows? He still did it though.

To quote the bastard, "These people are nuts."

 

[Whatevs]

Even if there was a piss tape, so what? Being shamed about it from the left is meaningless, they pride themselves on their kinks, they have giant fucking parades about their kinks. If anything they should be more like "hey, even the President likes to get peed on, we do have things in common! How dare they kink shame him!"

I mean it's not like Trump came out publicly against getting peed on or was against fucking porn stars. So it's not like they can nail him on hypocrisy like he was Jerry Falwell or something. Even if he was against it, it woulda probably been "yeah don't get peed on or fuck porn stars, I did and nothing good can come from it." So at least he would be relaying a lived experience, another thing they pride themselves on.

If there really was a piss tape, it's more funny the anti-kinkshamers are using it as a "gotcha" moment to try and shame him, than that some rich dude paid to get peed on by some hot Russian whores.

 

[Kulee Baba]

From a CatParty news thread.

"NOOO YOU CANNOT REFERENCE THE MOST POPULAR SCIENCE FANTASY FRANCHISE! THAT'S MINE I HAVE THE SHITTY TATTOO TO PROVE IT! I'M THE REBEL FOR HATING PMURT!"

 

[The Great Citracett]

Does that also involve that "the elevator incident" where there is no verifiable prove and it's only conjecture, but Trump totally did something in an elevator, but who knows? He still did it though.

To quote the bastard, "These people are nuts."

Supposedly Trump is an unhinged, open racist who was constantly throwing around the N-word during tapings of The Apprentice. Couldn't control himself. Black contestants and crew got it constantly too.

Everyone knew, everyone saw. Contestants, crew, everyone. Supposedly tapes exist of this, and NBC has them. But of course nothing ever surfaced.

Tom Arnold has been searching the world for years now for the pee tape. I'm sure he'll find and reveal it any day now...

And the pee tape wasn't even supposedly Trump getting peed on if I remember right. It was hookers pissing on a bed because Obama had slept in it on a trip during his presidency. And Trump paid them to do it to own Obama.

 

[Whatevs]

And the pee tape wasn't even supposedly Trump getting peed on. It was hookers pissing on a bed because Obama had slept in it on a trip during his presidency. And Trump paid them to do it to own Obama.

Yeah, see they can't even get their messaging down right. I've heard that, to the video was him actually being peed on.

Even if it was him paying some hookers to pee on a bed that a president slept on, what's the big deal. I bet not many people could ever say they paid Russian hookers to pee on a bed a president had slept on. That's probably like a world first, there aren't many world firsts left to do. Born too late to explore the world, too early to explore outer space and all that jazz. Sometimes a man just has to make his own world firsts.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

And the pee tape wasn't even supposedly Trump getting peed on if I remember right. It was hookers pissing on a bed because Obama had slept in it on a trip during his presidency. And Trump paid them to do it to own Obama.

All this because some bri'ish intelligence guys fell for a 4chan post. I hope the tape includes the part where drumpf goes to the bathroom and says he calls his shits "Obamas"

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

I have this great image in my head of them rolling out the 'nigger' tape... and it's Trump lecturing some black contestant on the Apprentice. 'Don't ever refer to yourself, or another black person, as 'nigger' ever again!'

Of course, people will insist he's being racist. Just like the infamous Access Hollywood tape that they said proved he was committing sexual assaults, even though the tape shows nothing of the sort.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

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Taking this copypasta to a logical conclusion:
> Left-wingers who wan to star their own autonomous zones and right-wingers who wan to secede split... literally.
> They actually form a wall.
> California, New York, Oregon, Nevada, Vermont, and other 'woke' states become 'The Democratic People's Republic of America'.
> The Bible Belt, Appalachia, Utah, and the rest o 'flyover country' become 'Gilead'.
> Bo The Democratic People's Republic of America and Gilead have programmes that move someone 'stuck in the wrong side'.
> Canada stays out of this th entire time.

Democratic People's Republic of America:
> government sponsors moving programme, emphasising women, the disabled, 'queer folx', and especially 'BIPOC'
> celebrates booting ou 'the fascists'
> Democrats take over everything
> very quickly passes entire woke shopping list
> things go great a while
> becom envy of the world
> woke conomics kick in
> blame 'systemic Truzits' (Trump-Nazi-fascist) again
> social justice warriors infight a lot
> some split into their own countries: Wakanda, Rompehielos ('ice-breakers'), Little China, Themyscira (which is itself split into the radically-feminist 'New Themyscira', the trans-exclusive 'True Themyscira', and the trans-inclusive 'Okama'), Fairyland, and s on
> others decide t 'Occupy the Government'
> a lot just riot
> lots of property and bodily damage ruin economy and ecrease safety even further
> rioters take control of government either through the government yielding or they actually managing to murder the governors... probably both
> take something that doesn't work and simply do it harder
> get stuck in the 'cope, seethe, dilate' cycle
> a few actually try to get 'Moralton' to 'pay repatriations'
> repatriations never come
> what was once The Democratic People's Republic of America ends up making Mad Max look safe

Gilead:
> n official government moving programme, but plenty of private services
> only requirement is that you adhere to the old values of life, liberty, and property while valuing tradition and hard work
> government adheres to the old Constitution
> government actually shrinks a lot, essentially going back to pre-Wilson government
> upsurge of individua liberty and free markets kyrockets economy
> actually becomes one of the safest and most productive countries in the world to women, minorities, the disabled, and even BGLT+
> actually manages to pay off national debt
> Null does not have to rely on cryptocurrency anymore
> All of Gilead laughs at how The Democratic People's Republic of America makes endless fools of themselves

Puerto Rico:
> conflicted between th economic liberalism in The Democratic People's Republic of America, the social conservatism of Gilead, and the many Puerto Ricans i New York and Florida
> goes independent

Am I in fucking 2004 again? I first saw this spawned out of sheer Bush 2 asshurt, nowadays 'Dumbfuckistan' (as it was called then) has lost Virginia and several of the California-adjacent western states too.

 

[ForTheHoard]

From a CatParty news thread.

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"NOOO YOU CANNOT REFERENCE THE MOST POPULAR SCIENCE FANTASY FRANCHISE! THAT'S MINE I HAVE THE SHITTY TATTOO TO PROVE IT! I'M THE REBEL FOR HATING PMURT!"

 

[Buttigieg2020]

G Webb made the original map, apparently.

Jesusland map - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

That specifi copypasta was actually copied and passed around, though th is th earliest record I found of th edit:

https://twitter.com/4_the_babies/status/1224079610708545536

I remember that, that’s why Colorado and New Mexico are in Jesusland. Bush actually won those states in 2004 because Kerry was such as asshat.


He’s still an asshat.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

From what I understand a few of those Canadian providences would like to join Gilead...

Could be fun.

...which ones?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

All this because some bri'ish intelligence guys fell for a 4chan post. I hope the tape includes the part where drumpf goes to the bathroom and says he calls his shits "Obamas"

>mass media campaign to paint the chans as Russian bots/Russian propaganda farm
>end up believing your own psyops
>chans make shit up
>"Holy fuck the Russians on 4chan have PP tapes!"
>alphabet agencies blueballed again

 

[Dickers458]

Here is popular YouTuber ReviewTechUSA having a meltdown over the Capitol protests comparing them to 9/11, very cringe so be warned!

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

These people sure are eager to see porn tapes involving Donald Trump

The dumb thing is, they could only really get him on "cultural appropriation". Germans have a fine tradition of paying slav whores to piss on them, and despite his heritage, Drumpf is about as German as apple pie. @Stoneheart can confirm.

...which ones?

I think Saskatchewan would likely go too, and Manitoba a slim possibility. If Northern Ontario was its own province, they might too.

 

[Kornula]

Even if there was a piss tape, so what? Being shamed about it from the left is meaningless, they pride themselves on their kinks, they have giant fucking parades about their kinks. If anything they should be more like "hey, even the President likes to get peed on, we do have things in common! How dare they kink shame him!"

I mean it's not like Trump came out publicly against getting peed on or was against fucking porn stars. So it's not like they can nail him on hypocrisy like he was Jerry Falwell or something. Even if he was against it, it woulda probably been "yeah don't get peed on or fuck porn stars, I did and nothing good can come from it." So at least he would be relaying a lived experience, another thing they pride themselves on.

If there really was a piss tape, it's more funny the anti-kinkshamers are using it as a "gotcha" moment to try and shame him, than that some rich dude paid to get peed on by some hot Russian whores.

Trump was a regular guest at Studio 54 for fucks sake. He owned up to it. but for some reason... the left just loves to find ANY reason to shit on him. Ugh.

And we're still waiting for that magic video of Trump "caught in the act"

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I should have posted on the Wuhan Coronavirus thread but I think it might also fit here.

Trump says Americans refuse to get vaccinated because they ‘don’t trust’ Biden and ‘fake news’ media

Trump says Americans refuse to get vaccinated because they ‘don’t tru…

archived 19 Jul 2021 22:08:26 UTC

archive.ph

Donald Trump has been accused by critics of embracing the anti-Covid-19 vaccine movement with a statement claiming Americans’ refusal to get inoculated comes down to a lack of trust in the White House.
Trump once again gave credit for the development of the vaccines to his administration’s Operation Warp Speed and accused President Joe Biden of being “way behind schedule.”
Biden previously announced a goal of having 70% of American adults receive at least one shot of a vaccine before July 4, an objective that ultimately was not reached.
Biden and his administration faced heavy backlash this week after the president pointed to misinformation on social media as being behind vaccine hesitancy. He went on to accuse Facebook of “killing people.” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki had earlier called for the banning of people found to be spreading “misinformation” by officials.
According to Biden’s predecessor though, Americans are refusing to get vaccinated because “they don’t trust [Biden’s] administration, they don’t trust the election results, and they certainly don’t trust the fake news, which is refusing to tell the truth.”

There's one tweet from Dom Winslow mentionned in that article who didn't aged well. https://twitter.com/donwinslow/status/1315830184084336640

Don Winslow on Twitter: "I've been saying this shit for months. No su…

archived 18 Jul 2021 04:43:18 UTC

archive.ph

So, Don Winslow tell me why are you ok when it's Biden who offer the rushed vaccine? And have a better excuse than TDS.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Supposedly Trump is an unhinged, open racist who was constantly throwing around the N-word during tapings of The Apprentice. Couldn't control himself. Black contestants and crew got it constantly too.

Everyone knew, everyone saw. Contestants, crew, everyone. Supposedly tapes exist of this, and NBC has them. But of course nothing ever surfaced.

Tom Arnold has been searching the world for years now for the pee tape. I'm sure he'll find and reveal it any day now...

And the pee tape wasn't even supposedly Trump getting peed on if I remember right. It was hookers pissing on a bed because Obama had slept in it on a trip during his presidency. And Trump paid them to do it to own Obama.

For what it's worth, the guy who produced the Apprentice is named Mark Burnett and not only is he a Trump supporter/friend, but also legally owns and has physical possession of all footage shot for the entire run of the Apprentice/Celebrity Apprentice.

It's why no outtakes ever fucking appeared that would make Trump look bad from the show and why you had Tom Arnold going on and on about "trying to find the footage of Trump saying nigger". Or ANY Apprentice footage that made Trump look bad.

Burnett famously stated he was protecting the footage from those who would try and use ANYTHING out of context to hurt Trump. I forget if he explicitly stated that Trump never said the N-word but, IIRC, Burnett's attitude was more "I'm not even going to dignify that story with a response!" type in why he was keeping the footage under lock and key. So, in theory, while there was no footage of Trump dropping N-Bombs, you could argue that Burnett at the very least knew that people out there would LOVE to get their mitts on the outtake footage to find ANYTHING to weaponize against Trump.

But even then, I would not be shocked if Burnett even still has it he Apprentice outtake footage. It's more than likely, Burnett had every single piece of outtake footage of Trump from the show destroyed the moment he realized that people would be coming for it to use against Trump. And admitting it would just allow Arnold and his ilk to lie (since no one can dispute whatever they say if the footage was destroyed), hence him covering it up.

The National Enquirer is alleged to have done the same thing; they were Team Trump and when Trump announced that he was running for President, the top brass/editorial team gathered up ALL of the shit that they had collected on Trump over the years (published and kept in storage for a rainy day) and allegedly burnt it/shredded it to remove it from being leaked and used against Trump.

Which is a sort of a catch 22 situation: shit exists on Trump that can be weaponized against him, but was destroyed and since it was destroyed, those wanting to weaponize it can now make it 10 times worse than it actually was (IE Trump acting like a jerk is now Trump saying the N-word) and no one can refute it with proof, fucking Trump over in that regards.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I don't think it's possible for him to maliciously use the word "nigger". He's treated black people too well compared to sleepy Joe.