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Okay so, I bought a new game today and as I'm making my way through it, I'm tasked to fight this:
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boss.

Game was Neon Abyss, it's pretty fun if you're into roguelikes. Here's a list of bosses and Phil's gamba boss is at the bottom of the New Gods
 
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Stephen Hawking said:
I haven't seen a guy so insecure with his appearance that he would prefer the worst goatee ever than to have his fat double chin exposed by shaving and letting it grow evenly.
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The insecurity is great because he is a vain man but puts zero effort into his physical well-being much like he puts zero effort into his "business". I wonder if Mo...I mean Kat fixed Phil's oopsie?
 
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100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
If he is over "2/3rds of the support goal" then his beg tweet doesn't mention that tips are "slow" lol, but he will still send one out.

I am surprised so many people are entertaining the idea that Phil secretly got the vaccine. Let us not forget the entire reason he didn't want to talk about the vaccine is because it is "political". He may be fucking thick but he knows the hate is one sided. Nobody is going to be afraid to say they are getting/got the jab. Unfortunately for him the US govt knows he didn't get one so I hope they have wifi at the Seattle coof camp. Remember - always assume Phil is telling a lie unless there is strong evidence to suggest otherwise.

I can't think of a situation where it would happen but I hope Phil's obfuscation of the chat in his Youtube uploads bites him in the ass one day. He knows there is no evidence of what anyone in his chat says on his channel so if he says "that was the stupidest thing I have ever heard, get the fuck out of here" a fan has no idea what he was responding to.
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Phil not getting vaccinated would still make sense for his area too. If you're outside the states the pacific northwest has outbreaks of certain diseases often because there are a high number of parents that stopped vaccinating their children. I agree he knows what he's doing with chat plus his comment sections on YT. It's funny his KOH vlogs channel isn't connected to DSPgaming...well he is that lazy.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
The only crown Phil wants on his head is the Iron Crown of Lombardy to show off his ROBUST ITALIAN HERITAGE! What am I saying, he probably doesn't even know what that crown looks like and probably thinks that "Lombardy" is an Italian sports car manufacturer or some kind of food.

Also, regarding him coping about nobody talking in chat yesterday before Youtube "updated" it. Back during that one day when he had 0 people in the participants list I've figured out that it takes 10 minutes of not talking to be taken out of the participants list, just FYI.
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Hey I don't know what a Lombardy is either dood....I bet it gets like 10 miles per gallon though.
 
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Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
The insecurity is great because he is a vain man but puts zero effort into his physical well-being much like he puts zero effort into his "business". I wonder if Mo...I mean Kat fixed Phil's oopsie?
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I'd have to look up one of the restreams (or heaven forbid, go to the source) for the exact quote, but it was in yesterday's first stream that Phil said that Khet said he should go with the goatee as it now is, that she likes it. Something along those lines.

Ah fuck it, I'll look. Send alcohol my way, please.

 
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JimiHendrix said:
i think you're missing the much more interesting thing here, being that if your quote is correct he literally just said

"i don't want to spend time with my wife if i don't have money to spend"

that's not a wife, that's a fuckin' prostitute. a fuckin' hooer.
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So he basically thinks not having money means it is not worth it to spend time with his wife?

Or is it her that doesn't want to be around him when he has no money?

Kat at this point is probably cheating on him at work, it is very likely they barely interact.
 
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King of Gout said:
So he basically thinks not having money means it is not worth it to spend time with his wife?

Or is it her that doesn't want to be around him when he has no money?

Kat at this point is probably cheating on him at work, it is very likely they barely interact.
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He means that his life isn't worth living without a supply of completely disposable cash to spend impulsively. Just "living" to him means having a wad to flash and spend on nothing.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
What the fuck is this tweet? Did the math hurt his brain?
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And why does he follow this account? I thought all his money go to bills. That account only tweets gaming deals.
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He wanted an Xbox, one of his whales suggested Wario64, he then totally didn't buy an Xbox regardless if he said things to make anyone think other wise as well as outright admitting it accidently.
 
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King of Gout said:
So he basically thinks not having money means it is not worth it to spend time with his wife?

Or is it her that doesn't want to be around him when he has no money?

Kat at this point is probably cheating on him at work, it is very likely they barely interact.
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Bit of both. If Phil can't go shopping or out to eat he has no fucking clue what he could do with Kat and if Phil isn't spending money on her why the hell would she bother going?

Said it before but all Phil has to offer are things of a financial value. He's more robotic then romantic, couldn't empathize to save his life, and if sex is even on the table it's over faster then those 25 pushups he totally did for real. His only move is reaching for the check.
 
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Even if he just took Kat out for a walk. The place where he lives is beautiful; Tons of nature that he's never even seen. Yet, Phil is so enfeebled that walking, due to it being exercise, is just off the table. He could be spending 1 or 2 days out of every week to go out exploring. Also, the prospect of being outside means that he could encounter a troll or the nature park he visits could be swatted.
 
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