Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I've often said that he doesn't just want to be a dictator who rules with an iron fist. He literally wants to play god, having the power to destroy anything that displeases him the moment it does. Plus being worshipped by everyone beneath him.

His cringy atheism is more about the fact that if he isn't god than there can't be one.
What I don’t understand is why do losers like Bob have God complexes? I seen it in weebs, geeks, nerds, etc.

I can understand the reasons why they want to be a god as you explained but what I don’t understand is why do these losers think so highly of themselves?
 
What I don’t understand is why do losers like Bob have God complexes? I seen it in weebs, geeks, nerds, etc.

I can understand the reasons why they want to be a god as you explained but what I don’t understand is why do these losers think so highly of themselves?
They're compensating for being pathetic?
 
Newbie here, but lurking for nearly a month in and out, and the Seal of Approval made me lol, fantastic post! Watching Bob get blown off by Hot-dog girl irt made it all tworth observing! Bob is the Simpsons Comic-Book guy personified with an ego to match DSP levels..

If most the best attack is not to engage at all..

Saying goes: Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake?

Bob is that enemy planting a land mine and immediately stepping on it to move forward...
 
I wouldn't put much stock in that since Bob is infamous for flip flopping on almost everything he's ever said, except his praise for the MCU and Disney. Hell, in one of those American Bob videos, he justified politicians who flip flopped as just "Learning and evolving their opinions" or some bullshit.

I doubt he played those games, or any that he put on that list. He just knew it was Batman written by one of the BTAS writers (The guy who created Harley Quinn) and so just went off of that.
Nerd culture essentially is just a marketing tool.

Arkham basically distilled a bunch of disparate interpretations of Batman (most strongly BTAS, but also the comics, Burton and Nolan films) into one cohesive piece, and married it with competent gameplay. It probably featured more members of the Bat-Family than any other mainstream adaptation to that point and highlighted a few villains outside the norm, featuring the likes of Firefly, Mad Hatter, Deacon Blackfire... I'm sorry, Bob, you aren't a Batman fan.

I would actually say the Arkham series is an order of magnitude less edgy than the comics can get.

Even with the problems Knight has the Arkham games are very well regarded by most Batman fans, gamers, and critics in general.
He absolutely hasn't played them, especially since he failed to see the obvious connections to BTAS beyond the voice cast. The man likes his video games to be bright, goofy, borderline nonsensical, and made in Japan. The Arkham series is none of those things. It doesn't matter that the first two are near universally beloved and even innovative games, if they're not even the slightest bit cheesy, he won't like them.

Another factor we have to consider is that Bob makes these grand proclamations about what will or will not endure in geek/popular culture and he's never been correct about them. Slamming the Arkham games as being of their time is rather rich coming from the man who said Scott Pilgrim was going to be a Hollywood game changer and then sperging for years after that obviously didn't happen. So, claiming the games will be hated in the future is just him slamming more shit against the wall and hoping it sticks. But we already saw that he's pissed off with other critics disagreeing with his assessment, hence his reply to Jeremy Jahns.
I'd say it's more GG and getting fired that really kicked it off. Getting 2 million hits for that Pixels video probably didn't help matters either.
It wasn't so much the success of his Pixels vid as much as it that he somehow failed to use that as a stepping stone to bigger success.
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Look at the bravery of these takes. How will these people endure the fallout of the controversy?

God bless you, Chippa and company. It takes real guts to take such a difficult stand in Twitterspace. Tell us where to mail medals and trophies.
They'll never plant their feet firmly around anything societally controversial. If you told them about nonbinarys or the assorted fake Tumblr shit 12 years ago, you'd get a puzzled look from them. Now that it's been brow beaten into the geek scene that you must accept these edicts or die, they're eager to.show what good little allies they are. They just go wherever the tide takes them like the lazy, mindless salmon they are.
 
Wouldn't it be great if this kid that Bob tried to "pass the torch" to became a Republican farmer who grew out of Mario when he hit his teens?

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What I don’t understand is why do losers like Bob have God complexes? I seen it in weebs, geeks, nerds, etc.

I can understand the reasons why they want to be a god as you explained but what I don’t understand is why do these losers think so highly of themselves?
Probably several factors. Narcissism (inherent or acquired) is a big one. Being bullied in some form or another and the resulting feeling of powerlessness can have long-lasting effects on people, including a desire to be more powerful than those that hurt them, and some people blow that up into they don't just wanna be more powerful than some random asshole from grade 9, they want to be more powerful than EVERYBODY.

Even people who weren't bullied but just feel powerless in general can concoct this sort of fantasy of wanting to be uber-powerful and in charge of everything, especially if they think I R SMRTR THAN EVERY1 like Bob does. Coddling kids and giving them whatever they want and just praising them endlessly with participation trophy parenting has ruined many, many people. They think they can (like Cobra Commander in the GI Joe A Real American Hero cartoon of the 80s) run the world at 6 years old better than the idiots currently running it.
 
Consoom product...
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While I do suspect that there are something that normal youth are adequately supplied with but LGBTQ+ youth lacks, I can't see why they need multiple fundraisers.

More Bobby content coming. I'm just putting this out in advance because it'll get you people talking:
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I'm not sure if Ito's goofiness (also that of Kazuo Umezu, of Drifting Classroom fame) is a mask, but there is no doubt that Miyazaki is a piece of shit in real life.

Also this is not his work; it is the collective labor of hundreds of drones under Miyazaki.
 
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Robert Downey Jr. is the opposite of Bob in every way.
Oh the irony is the actor who started the MCU is a HUGE Mel Gibson supporter.

When RDJ was at his low point it was Mel who called him up with work offers.

RDJ even once gave a speech at some Hollywood award show or some self jerking off event they were having where he defended Mel and told the crowd everyone in Hollywood eventually screws up and if you don't think so or think it will never happen to you then you're in the wrong business.

So yeah RDJ is the complete opposite of Bobert in everyway.

Edit: I wish it happened just so Blobby could had died of rage. But there was a time where RDJ said he'd only do an Iron Man 4 if Mel got to direct it.
 
The Biden Admin is increasingly blatant in their censorship:
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"Vax-hesitant yokels".
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People have found out that those have misgivings about covid shots are anything but yokels. Most of them know more about science than Bobby and co. In my circle, it was the old administrative nurses who objected most loudly against the obligatory vaccination of health workers.

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But it is bad when parents tell their son he won't be invited to Thanksgiving unless he drops his horrid crossdressing and stupid porn-star name, why?

On CRT, Mike Pence has made himself clear. I can't say the same about Bobby:
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Bobby's Angels. American gender roles was a reaction against the trauma of WWII:
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(The whole spiel by "Dr. Samantha". BTW his LinkdeIn shows no work experience after his graduation -- PhD in Philosophy -- in 2015)

Disney writers know all about gender roles and WWII, that's how they created WandaVision and Loki:
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First confirmation that MOS has testicles; whether he is a man or a woman remains a conjecture of course.
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Luke spells out the inevitable, and sure enough Bobby has braced himself for it:
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Nash speculates on the plan of MCU. Speaking of Reeeereeeee Ironheart makes Bobby jizz hard:
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It is amusing that casuals know nothing about Ironheart.

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I don't know who Ahmed Best is; Google helpfully tells me that he is the voice and body-model of Jar Jar Binks.

Synder's cut deep:
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French Crash-Tetsuo hybrid (but with a female lead! Female lead!) wins Palme d'Or. The jury president was Spike Lee.
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FYI Raw is a film that uses cannibalism as a metaphor of young-adult sexual desire, with obligatory lesbianism.

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Hmmm... Is there a chance Bobby knows a pioneer in 3D-printing?

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Fake Tits has a boyfriend, Bobby.
 
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What I find odd is that Bob still insists that his side is made up of "Thinkers", that Christians are "Believers", and that "Believers" are inferior.

A couple of weeks ago at Mass, my priest gave a homily about how simple it is to live a Christian life compared to sinning - for instance, it's a lot simpler to tell the truth rather than lie and have to constantly remember how you lied. In contrast, Bob's religion requires that you follow different and constantly changing precepts - the vaccine is bad unless Biden's president in which case it's good, black lives matter unless those black people happen to vote Republican - and you can't deny that Bob places his faith in the government and this idea of a superior future, as he does in this tweet where he defends the government having absolute power over people's communication and places his faith in the government being all-good. Even if we remove God's existence and the truth of either religion from the equation, if you gave me a choice between following the "simple" rules of Catholicism and the byzantine, ever-changing rules of liberalism, I'd take the Catholic Church any day.
 
A couple of weeks ago at Mass, my priest gave a homily about how simple it is to live a Christian life compared to sinning - for instance, it's a lot simpler to tell the truth rather than lie and have to constantly remember how you lied.
The head pastor in my church loves this saying: It is easy to be the children of God; it is hard to be the children of the World.

Bob's religion requires that you follow different and constantly changing precepts...if you gave me a choice between following the "simple" rules of Catholicism and the byzantine, ever-changing rules of liberalism, I'd take the Catholic Church any day.
We find it difficult because we value consistency. Bobby doesn't. Whatever the Overladies and Overtroons say, he repeats. Four legs good; two legs bad.
 
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The Biden Admin is increasingly blatant in their censorship:
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See, what Bob doesn't realize is that the "edited it for you" comment goes both ways. For example, let's take something Bob frequently writes...

Moviebob: "I don't believe. I think."

Now let's edit that to something that portrays reality...

Corrected Moviebob statement: "I don't think."



On CRT, Mike Pence has made himself clear. I can't say the same about Bobby:
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State-sanctioned racism already exists. It's called Affirmative Action.



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Bob may have a point with housing on honeycomb-shaped spaces because their hexagonal shapes can be tesselated for more efficient usage of land. Octagons, however... not so much.
 
My favorite thing about the MCU is that it's starting to suffer the same problem as the comics where there's too much interconnected shit that you have to pay attention to for any of it to make sense. If you don't give a shit about WandaVision is phase 4 or whatever going to make any sense? What about if Loki looks retarded to you?

The bloat is inevitable.
 
So did this fat consoomer retard love Space Jam 2 or could even he admit it was a giant rainbow colored piece of fucking shit?
I'm predicting he hated it, but only because it's Warner Brothers and he might actually like Looney Tunes and so having them get massacred might have made him cry harder than the time a Wendy's got burned down.
 
The head pastor in my church loves this saying: It is easy to be the children of God; it is hard to be the children of the World.


We find it difficult because we value consistency. Bobby doesn't. Whatever the Overladies and Overtroons say, he repeats. Four legs good; two legs bad.

His cherished version of consistency is the long march towards the superior futcha

Which is why he sees no problem in the ever changing demands of modern leftist/identity politics: no matter how the targets change, the goal hasn't changed. Even if today you are doing the opposite of what you did yesterday? Irrelevant as long as you follow orders, because this is all still moving us towards a better world, and you can either change directions with the rest of us, sometimes on a whim, or get marched on and ground into dust as another obsolete.



As long as he immediately realigns himself with the newest set of directives, he's not the problem in his mind.

His is not to question, but to fall in line faster than those idiots who doubt the plan long enough to be knocked down and trodden on.

Bob is the dictator's dream: a dedicated follower.
 
It is amusing that casuals know nothing about Ironheart.
I know that norms like Bob will pull out the "movies don't have to follow the comics" card, but screw it. Riri demanded that her first-grade teacher oppress her and stole parts from MIT after they gave her a full scholarship because she is a savant whereas Tony built his armor from a box of scraps inside a came. Additionally, from what I can piece together, the tragedy that happened in her life (the deaths of her best friend and stepfather) is completely divorced from her motivations to be a hero. Part of the pathos of Tony Stark was the realization that the enemy was using his weapons to kill American soldier and his desire to atone for that. For Peter Parker it was the death of his uncle, which he could've stopped. Riri and this generation of heroes have no true motivations for taking up the costume beyond seeking attention and validation. Captain Marvel was a grim portent as she acted more like a narcissist throughout that film than an aspirational figure.
1) Kang was a descendent of Reed's father--also named Nathaniel--making Reed a distant half-uncle.

2) You know that white people have procreated with blacks, or is Bob now anti-miscegenation now?
 
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