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Kevin is a person who has no solid opinions and latches onto others for support. So he's like a clingy yes man, and that's it's own brand of pathetic.
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I find it interesting that this system works like a hierarchy. Basically Kevin is to Penny, as what Mode is to Kevin. I hope we never see the day when Mode gets his own Mode. Imagine the levels of pathetic a man would have to be to simp for Mode.
Fetish Roulette said:
Wedge has made a seethe post disguised as a meme, because he's angry that lesbians call him out on his shit.
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I'm really annoyed by Wedge's train of logic here. It's like saying, Do you like sports cars? Yes. Does Chevrolet make sports cars? Yes, the Corvette. And Chevrolet makes other cars too? Yeah. Then you must like the Suburban because it's a sports car.

On the topic of the new speak thing that was brought up. I think that Wedge really believes that by stretching the definitions of words that he can somehow change reality. Lesbians are women who are attracted to other women, but they can also exclusively love only people who were nataly born as women too. This twisting of definitions is what lead to the rise of super straight. People like Wedge love labels so much, but he can't stand when people use labels to state their preferences in a way that make him feel like he's excluded from some sort of secret club. Like the sex pest he is, he thinks he can worm his way in by playing around with words to find some sort of loophole, so they'll have to say "Oh well, I guess you got me there. Looks like I have no choice but to suck the girldick now because you used all those fancy words to tell me what I'm supposed to be attracted to".

Wedge, you have to get it through your thick skull that there are people out there that aren't attracted to you and never will be, no matter how you keep rewording things. Just leave them alone.
 
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Gone Ham said:
I don't even know anymore.
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I am officially at the point of no return. Nothing these people say makes any kind of logical sense to me anymore. While Twitter user @/shakeryerbooty and Kevin seem to be on opposite sides of an argument here, both of them sound like fucking idiots. Twitter is a hellhole and it's because interactions like this can only exist there.
 
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Aside from how weird the subject matter is, I once again have to assert that his SFW art isn't bad. The hands look noticeably better than the opossum character's hands from last time. The block shading is appropriate for how cartoony the character is. It would be rather cute without the horns and the knowledge that the artist is a massive degenerate.
 
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Ripley remains the most physically repulsive one to me. Kevin is visually just fat and ugly, which a lot of people are. Wedge looks mildly retarded and when he isnt doing his terrible clown make up and has clothes on is unremarkable to me.

Ripley looks like he doesn't shop in the section of the store for his size, and then always has this hollow look in his eyes like he wants to feel and hasn't in a long time. That's the look of a killer.

Edit: correcting a typo
 
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Happy 1400 pages Kevin!!​
We hit 1300 pages on June 17th and Kevin is still a fat manchild obsessed with and sexually attracted to children’s toys. So… what has transpired since June 17th?
  • KF user @Lubby Smith informs the thread that an Al Jazeera-produced propaganda video regarding the Tranch has been released, complete with shots of Kevin looking like someone’s junkie grandpa
  • Kevin is at fault for delaying his BAPS implantation
  • Due to financial hardship, Kevin is temporarily unsubscribing from a few of his troon friends’ OnlyFans
  • Wedge seethes at the prospect of OnlyFans, a subscription platform wherein creators primarily share pornographic content to their respective hordes of coomers, banning NSFW content site-wide
  • Note that this is pure speculation for the express purpose of Wedge playing victim
  • Twitter troon user degeneration visited the Tranch and got a tour! Kevin expresses disappointment in not greeting the fellow troon because he was likely being autistic in his room and scraping and scratching at the crust of his axe wound
  • Wedge gets a new haircut that amends the definition of “dangerhair” and subsequently posts a video of himself doing deviant shit while showcasing his testicle-less scrotum
  • Kevin reminds Twitter.com that he is taking the coof seriously and he still wears his mask because he wants to keep others safe and NOT to masquerade his grotesque visage
  • He also plans to dilate every other day, instead of never, in anticipation of DenFur because he may get his surgical wound sexed by furries
  • Kevin posts a photo of his fat self with a depressed dog
  • Kevin admits to having phimosis
  • Ripley, the psychotic hospital troon, claims he has a tech job and three “girlfriends”
  • Wedge posts an incredibly awkward “Happy Father’s Day” video
  • Thanks to KF user @BSC , we learn that if and when Wedge 41% himself, he would opt to drown in breast milk
  • Kevin claims that the notion of cutting off your genitals is “ruining your body” is transphobic
  • HRT made Kevin orgasm more like a woman (full body and multiple :story: )
  • Kevin inadvertently admits he regularly reads his thread and claims its posters are TradCaths
  • Wedge wants his SRS “pussy” to look like a mynock mouth (Star Wars character with a massive circular mouth complete with several rows of sharp teeth, photo attached below)
  • Friendly reminder: Wedge’s Star Wars axe wound is 100% covered by Medicaid
  • Kevin claims that he is good at making friends
  • Gash Coyote, in addition to a child, visit the Tranch
  • Kevin continues Hot Girl Summer by wearing the same dingy shirt repeatedly
  • The Today Show released a segment on the Tranch and Kevin got a sub-10 second snippet, wearing his slave collar, where he claims that the Tranch helped him find his authentic self while recovering from surgeries
  • Kevin’s coomdungeon has officially been out of room for children’s toys for 1.5 years
  • Kevin meets Twitter troon transcucumber, name is apt considering the dude’s horrifically long neck, for the first time
  • Twitter troons seethe further about being regularly featured on and are ridiculed by the Kiwi Farms
  • Cucumber troon is a good kisser
  • We learn that Wedge, a self-proclaimed “deaf” clown, fears vibrant colors, loud noises, and large gatherings of people
  • Ripley, the violent and allegedly intersex hospital troon of recaps’ past, reveals that their androgynoplasty with PPT (penile-preserving laproscopic peritoneal-pull through SRS) has been cancelled after waiting for five years likely due to him being a huge flight risk and endangering hospital staff
  • During KF’s downtime following the DoS attacks due to the Byuu debacle, the troons dance on the Kiwi Farms’ “grave”
  • Kevin maintains that he never once has visited the Kiwi Farms despite having an extensive knowledge of his thread’s contents and culture
  • Kevin threatens to dox any Twitter user he deems to be a Kiwi Farmer
  • In one seethestorm, Wedge acknowledges his nickname and further seethes about the site’s existence
  • We learn that Cucumber and Kevin are screwing each other
  • KF user @Terrifying Organisms compiles a text file of most of Kevin’s tweets since 2009
  • Cucumber troon or Salina Grey, a deadbeat dad of four, seethes at Marco Rubio declaring that fatherlessness is linked to every social problem: full in-depth dox credit to KF user @KiwiFuzz
  • KF user @Probably An Autist strung together code that randomly generates Kevin-esque tweets
  • KF user @Lubby Smith pulls out tweets of mode_view reminding Wedge that he will never be a real woman
  • Twitter user joefixinit1 blows Wedge’s asshole open further by stating, "See not everybody is so in desperate need of therapy they have to show their butthole to strangers. I'm sorry your daddy didn't love you but you're in your 30s it's time to start growing up. Nobody wants to see a 40 year olds butthole."
  • Kevin laments over the perils of being “trans online” as some of his former friends leave the Internet indefinitely and without notice (41%?)
  • Kevin admits to avoiding women’s locker rooms (thank God)
  • According to Kevin, he has not taken a selfie that gives him “gender euphoria” in a while, which then prompts him to vow to “wear sexy clothes more often”
  • He then muses about filming more porn and starting a Twitch channel
  • Kevin posts a positively horrifying selfie of himself holding a reptile selfie
  • Wedge tries to e-beg money for digital art lessons
  • Kevin admits that whenever he gets stoned, he feels the intense urge to put on a diaper
  • Thanks to KF user @KiwiFuzz and their work, we now know that Trooncumber or Salina Grey is known as Bryan Thomas Loeper: a pseudointellectual edgelord Mormon with four children (deadbeat dad)
  • Kevin admits that bigots do not pre-emptively block troons, likely because their community represents a bountiful reservoir of entertainment
  • The Tranch is one of DenFur’s featured charities
  • Kevin seethes further about being misgendered and how cis people do not experience a psychotic break for being identified as their biological sex
  • Kevin complains about having to scrape dried mucus off his newly installed septum piercing
  • Fellow lolcow Naomi Wu (who has blocked Kevin) scathingly critiques other troons’ obsession with pronouns much to the chagrin of troon Twitter
  • Based furries shit on the Tranch for their blatant animal neglect
  • Kevin is excited to visit the movie theatres to consoom more capeshit for the first time in 1.5 years
  • Kevin claims to have gained inner peace through surgically removing his penis and stuffing it inside himself
  • Cucumber troon and Kevin plan a date, but Kevin believes he is sick
  • In one exchange, Trooncumber tries flirting with Kevin but our dear troonamander gets confused
  • KF user @Meiwaku archives a video of Kevin annoying a cat and sounding like a dudely dude
  • On their date, the lovely couple watch the Super Mario Brothers movie
  • Ripley, the violent hospital troon, has been dropped from two additional surgeries: FFS and androgynoplasty, due to their insane demeanour
  • While in the same room, the couple solely communicate via Twitter DM
  • Wedge teaches Kevin that ahegao (hentai face) is rayciss
  • Trooncumber, Wedge, and Kevin groom mode_view in unison with Ryan now claiming to be non-binary
  • Wedge claims you can be transgender without having dysphoria: the requisite diagnostic criterion for being transgender
  • Kev-Kev screamed when a bug touched his leg while riding in the troontruck
  • Wedge posts a video of himself laying in the backseat of his car during a thunderstorm looking super uwu scared
  • Kevin’s amhole physical therapist quits/transfers clinics coincidentally after working with Kevin
  • Kevin rages against Freeze Peach and how it needs to be abolished
  • Wedge proclaims that every freshly cracked egg needs to be anointed in urine
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Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite said:
Riley remains the most physically repulsive one to me. Kevin is visually just fat and ugly, which a lot of people are. Wedge looks mildly retarded and when he isnt doing his terrible clown make up and has clothes on is unremarkable to me.

Riley looks like he doesn't shop in the section of the store for his size, and then always has this hollow look in his eyes like he wants to feel and hasn't in a long time. That's the look of a killer.
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Wedge disgusts me on visceral level. Even when he's dressed he just looks wrong. His face has an uncanny valley look to it. Ripley looks to me like a background character on Rocky Horror Picture Show.
 
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Hamberlard Raid said:
Happy 1400 pages Kevin!!​
We hit 1300 pages on June 17th and Kevin is still a fat manchild obsessed with and sexually attracted to children’s toys. So… what has transpired since June 17th?

  • KF user @Lubby Smith informs the thread that an Al Jazeera-produced propaganda video regarding the Tranch has been released, complete with shots of Kevin looking like someone’s junkie grandpa
  • Kevin is at fault for delaying his BAPS implantation
  • Due to financial hardship, Kevin is temporarily unsubscribing from a few of his troon friends’ OnlyFans
  • Wedge seethes at the prospect of OnlyFans, a subscription platform wherein creators primarily share pornographic content to their respective hordes of coomers, banning NSFW content site-wide
  • Note that this is pure speculation for the express purpose of Wedge playing victim
  • Twitter troon user degeneration visited the Tranch and got a tour! Kevin expresses disappointment in not greeting the fellow troon because he was likely being autistic in his room and scraping and scratching at the crust of his axe wound
  • Wedge gets a new haircut that amends the definition of “dangerhair” and subsequently posts a video of himself doing deviant shit while showcasing his testicle-less scrotum
  • Kevin reminds Twitter.com that he is taking the coof seriously and he still wears his mask because he wants to keep others safe and NOT to masquerade his grotesque visage
  • He also plans to dilate every other day, instead of never, in anticipation of DenFur because he may get his surgical wound sexed by furries
  • Kevin posts a photo of his fat self with a depressed dog
  • Kevin admits to having phimosis
  • Ripley, the psychotic hospital troon, claims he has a tech job and three “girlfriends”
  • Wedge posts an incredibly awkward “Happy Father’s Day” video
  • Thanks to KF user @BSC , we learn that if and when Wedge 41% himself, he would opt to drown in breast milk
  • Kevin claims that the notion of cutting off your genitals is “ruining your body” is transphobic
  • HRT made Kevin orgasm more like a woman (full body and multiple :story: )
  • Kevin inadvertently admits he regularly reads his thread and claims its posters are TradCaths
  • Wedge wants his SRS “pussy” to look like a mynock mouth (Star Wars character with a massive circular mouth complete with several rows of sharp teeth, photo attached below)
  • Friendly reminder: Wedge’s Star Wars axe wound is 100% covered by Medicaid
  • Kevin claims that he is good at making friends
  • Gash Coyote, in addition to a child, visit the Tranch
  • Kevin continues Hot Girl Summer by wearing the same dingy shirt repeatedly
  • The Today Show released a segment on the Tranch and Kevin got a sub-10 second snippet, wearing his slave collar, where he claims that the Tranch helped him find his authentic self while recovering from surgeries
  • Kevin’s coomdungeon has officially been out of room for children’s toys for 1.5 years
  • Kevin meets Twitter troon transcucumber, name is apt considering the dude’s horrifically long neck, for the first time
  • Twitter troons seethe further about being regularly featured on and are ridiculed by the Kiwi Farms
  • Cucumber troon is a good kisser
  • We learn that Wedge, a self-proclaimed “deaf” clown, fears vibrant colors, loud noises, and large gatherings of people
  • Ripley, the violent and allegedly intersex hospital troon of recaps’ past, reveals that their androgynoplasty with PPT (penile-preserving laproscopic peritoneal-pull through SRS) has been cancelled after waiting for five years likely due to him being a huge flight risk and endangering hospital staff
  • During KF’s downtime following the DoS attacks due to the Byuu debacle, the troons dance on the Kiwi Farms’ “grave”
  • Kevin maintains that he never once has visited the Kiwi Farms despite having an extensive knowledge of his thread’s contents and culture
  • Kevin threatens to dox any Twitter user he deems to be a Kiwi Farmer
  • In one seethestorm, Wedge acknowledges his nickname and further seethes about the site’s existence
  • We learn that Cucumber and Kevin are screwing each other
  • KF user @Terrifying Organisms compiles a text file of most of Kevin’s tweets since 2009
  • Cucumber troon or Salina Grey, a deadbeat dad of four, seethes at Marco Rubio declaring that fatherlessness is linked to every social problem
  • KF user @Probably An Autist strung together code that randomly generates Kevin-esque tweets
  • KF user @Lubby Smith pulls out tweets of mode_view reminding Wedge that he will never be a real woman
  • Twitter user joefixinit1 blows Wedge’s asshole open further by stating, "See not everybody is so in desperate need of therapy they have to show their butthole to strangers. I'm sorry your daddy didn't love you but you're in your 30s it's time to start growing up. Nobody wants to see a 40 year olds butthole."
  • Kevin laments over the perils of being “trans online” as some of his former friends leave the Internet indefinitely and without notice (41%?)
  • Kevin admits to avoiding women’s locker rooms (thank God)
  • According to Kevin, he has not taken a selfie that gives him “gender euphoria” in a while, which then prompts him to vow to “wear sexy clothes more often”
  • He then muses about filming more porn and starting a Twitch channel
  • Kevin posts a positively horrifying selfie of himself holding a reptile selfie
  • Wedge tries to e-beg money for digital art lessons
  • Kevin admits that whenever he gets stoned, he feels the intense urge to put on a diaper
  • Thanks to KF user @KiwiFuzz and their work, we now know that Trooncumber or Salina Grey is known as Bryan Thomas Loeper: a pseudointellectual edgelord Mormon with four children (deadbeat dad)
  • Kevin admits that when bigots do not pre-emptively block troons, because their community represents a bountiful reservoir of entertainment
  • The Tranch is one of DenFur’s featured charities
  • Kevin seethes further about being misgendered and how cis people do not experience a psychotic break for being identified as their biological sex
  • Kevin complains about having to scrape dried mucus off his newly installed septum piercing
  • Fellow lolcow Naomi Wu (who has blocked Kevin) scathingly critiques other troons’ obsession with pronouns much to the chagrin of troon Twitter
  • Based furries shit on the Tranch for their blatant animal neglect
  • Kevin is excited to visit the movie theatres to consoom more capeshit for the first time in 1.5 years
  • Kevin claims to have gained inner peace through surgically removing his penis and stuffing it inside himself
  • Cucumber troon and Kevin plan a date, but Kevin believes he is sick
  • In one exchange, Trooncumber tries flirting with Kevin but our dear troonamander gets confused
  • KF user @Meiwaku archives a video of Kevin annoying a cat and sounding like a dudely dude
  • On their date, the lovely couple watch the Super Mario Brothers movie
  • Ripley, the violent hospital troon, has been dropped from two additional surgeries: FFS and androgynoplasty, due to their insane demeanour
  • While in the same room, the couple solely communicate via Twitter DM
  • Wedge teaches Kevin that ahegao (hentai face) is rayciss
  • Trooncumber, Wedge, and Kevin groom mode_view in unison with Ryan now claiming to be non-binary
  • Wedge claims you can be transgender without having dysphoria: the requisite diagnostic criterion for being transgender
  • Kev-Kev screamed when a bug touched his leg while riding in the troontruck
  • Wedge posts a video of himself laying in the backseat of his car during a thunderstorm looking super uwu scared
  • Kevin’s amhole physical therapist quits/transfers clinics coincidentally after working with Kevin
  • Kevin rages against Freeze Peach and how it needs to be abolished
  • Wedge proclaims that every freshly cracked egg needs to be anointed in urine
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Dont forget we got a full dox and history on Bryan Loeper aka troonsicle! Thanks to @KiwiFuzz for the in depth doxy
 
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glass_houses said:
Wedge disgusts me on visceral level. Even when he's dressed he just looks wrong. His face has an uncanny valley look to it. Ripley looks to me like a background character on Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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This. Ripley is like a tim burton movie come to life. Ew but not like troon level ew.

Wedge deserves to have his face/smile censored by principle because he's just.... Eugh.... He's like an antagonist in a horror game or enemy on courage the cowardly dog.

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Let's see that chin, Ripley. How's it healing?
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Im hoping for a non euphoric result.
 
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These stockings are objectively ugly. What woman with the smallest amount of fashion sense would wear these out on any day other than Halloween? The colors are fucking terrible together, which makes me think that these are from some niche LGBT flag spawned on Tumblr.
Also, having never seen Ripley's legs before, it sort of comes as a surprise that they're so twiggy and knobby. In previous pics he looked like he had a wide-ish torso, so in my mind I pictured legs that would fit with that. But nope, not even horizontal stripes can hide how thin they are. Unfortunate.

ALSO also he spent all that time and money in the hospital to get ffs only to censor his chin in pictures. Something you're trying to hide, bud? Did it not do for your face what you wanted it to do?
 
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