Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

The Strip has gone through several changes in the past 40 years. In the late-80s and early-90s there was a strong push to get away from the "Sin City" image and put on a family-friendly mask. That's when the heavily themed locations like Treasure Island, Excalibur, New York New York, etc. started opening up. The big problem is that most adults want to go to Vegas to drink, gamble, and do other grown-up stuff and parents planning a family trip would rather go to Disneyland/Disney World or similar family destinations where they don't have to worry about some drunk vomiting on little Suzie or illegal aliens waving stacks of flyers with photos of nearly nude women on them promoting escorts under little Billy's nose. So by the early 2000s Vegas decided to rebrand again as THE hot destination for hip young adults to vacation. Vegas is still going with that image, but lately they've also been pushing the "luxury" angle hard with resorts like the Wynn and most other new locations since trying very hard to assert themselves as "classy and luxurious". The Rio was built towards the beginning of the "hip young crowd" era and its pretty dated and trashy these days. No wonder Russhole loves it.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

The Rio “feels like a resort.”

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For such a cool Vegas local he seems completely bewildered and awed by what they would consider tourist traps.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Here we go…

Yes, but to be fair Droolius Caesar did get a giggle out of me.

 

[Russketeer]

The Dude words and explains way better than me. It's also pretty funny the amount of disrepair the Rio fell into (only building I've seen that looks like it needs lotion). It should/could get spiffed up after being bought out in 2019 by a real estate developer, rented back out to it's most recent owner, to be rebranded a Hyatt Regency this year.

I can't tell if Russ has been to other resorts or if he's too "Russ" to tell a difference between quality. Rio's original owners were trying to court actual whales and the building has suites that were appropriate to that (~2,000 sq ft plus, some bi-level more than a handful with private pools), all pretty dated by now, then there are the Villas which are good enough for a certain celebrity to live in during their residency here (some evidence of Prince decorating the Villas remains). Caesars doesn't whale hunt (they will let whales wander in though but won't make as much effort as other companies) so Rio was always a weird fit for them.

Currently the juxtaposition of Faux Luxury and actual Luxury is interesting to me. Like MGM Grand being about Russ's idea of luxury, Skylofts being a splurge the randos can buy their way into (and post to social media), then the invitation only The Mansion at MGM.

Rio is a great fit for Russ.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Did Crusty Rusty update his google review headline lol?

Rio isn't that different from other tourist resorts. I don't picture Russ mini golfing or ziplining by himself. It's got shops, restaurants, and pools like everywhere else. It does sprawl a bit and has a Mardi Gras/Carnival/beach style but so do others. Gold Coast is a gambling barn for locals and cheapies and feels as such.

I really love the PF review because either he misspells the name Kenneth or (more likely) he’s bothered to research a random guy at the gym to learn his name and vocation. There is no other way he spoke to the guy or anyone else about him because Russell is a keyboard warrior only.

Literally anyone else would realize that the dude is obviously taking photos to make fun of you because you are weird looking. No more. No less. But Russell believes that this is some sort of kiwi/TS plot and has now likely paid for dmv records or followed the guy home.

how amazing. Russell has outcreeped a gym creep.

ETA: Jesus. He’s such a baby.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The Rio “feels like a resort.”

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I've stayed a few nights at the Rio, a few years ago before the chink AIDS hit. It 100% is a stereotypical casino/hotel. I mean it's nice and all, the dancing girls are alright, but Rusty is insane if he thinks it's anything like a resort. It's like saying, I dunno, Goodwill feels just like Target.

He might have gone swimming in the pool they have in the back in which case yeah, in the right light, I suppose could trick one into thinking it's resort-like. If you don't mind looking out from your window and seeing the scenic Las Vegas freeways and bums puking their guts out on the pavement.

I'm not knocking the Rio. It is a fun place to stay. Just saying, not a resort.

Edit: spelling

 

[DrJonesHat]

He might have gone swimming in the pool they have in the back in which case yeah, in the right light, I suppose could trick one into thinking it's resort-like. If you don't mind looking out from your window and seeing the scenic Las Vegas freeways and bums puking their guts out on the pavement.

I think he grew up in spartan but comfortable surroundings, so he's easily impressed. That's why he thinks Olive Garden and Cheesecake Factory are fine dining. That's also probably why he thinks the girls at the Bunny Ranch are top flight escorts, because he's so far removed from the world of the elite, he has no idea how truly wealthy/connected people live.

 

[TurdFondler]

Late and all, but re reading his review of Wahlburgers makes me think he was disappointed with having to chew. He probably ordered it thinking it would be creamy, cheesy and easy to swallow without chewing.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Late and all, but re reading his review of Wahlburgers makes me think he was disappointed with having to chew. He probably ordered it thinking it would be creamy, cheesy and easy to swallow without chewing.

It makes me think he's still loading up on carbs before instead of banging the hooker he hired.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It makes me think he's still loading up on carbs before instead of banging the hooker he hired.

We speculated he took hookers to dinner thinking they were real dates because he doesn't understand women don't just walk up to guys and ask them out in casinos or other public places except maybe nightclubs and bars, and Russ doesn't patronize those. Then he got huffy because they wanted money for their time.

 

[RussMeDaddy]

What I'm curious is how many people who interact with him 'actually' believe his facial disability is also a mental disability and is willing to give him a pity pass for that? Like I doubt most people know that Moebius even exist so they see his face and believe he's like a Down Syndrome person who simply doesn't know better instead of being, you know Russ.

I'd guess most which is why he feels so exceptional but that's so surface. It might get you a free beer but for real stuff like companionship or artistic pursuit, it can make things very difficult.

That's what put Russell in that liminal space between feeling perpetually owed and perpetually disadvantaged. Most disabled people without intellectual disabilities learn to separate that out or outright reject special treatment because the cost is too great.

Russell wants his tard perks applied to absolutely every aspect of his life, and his alone.

 

[AbraCadaver]

God the idea of Russ dragging himself into places like the Rio so he can stand at the edge of the pool and stare for hours at women in bikinis…makes my skin crawl.

Just picture Russ, his scrawny hunchbacked pasty body shoved inside what I can only assume are giant parachute-style old man swimming trunks, their voluminous quality and the undersizing of Russ’ penis being the only two things combining to barely hide his creepy tard erection, as he lurks by a poolside table and stares, unblinking and slack-mouthed, at women who are just trying to get some sun, enjoy their holidays and not be bothered by creeps.

Meanwhile everyone here is speculating why he doesn’t play mini golf or post photos from the ornamental gardens. I am 200% sure he goes only to creep on women in swimsuits, seething in silent rage as his eyes land on a girl that he now deems “his,” before her husband comes back over to hand her a drink. That slut!! How dare she! She has a STRING BIKINI ON in public! She’s advertising herself! Russ was maybe gonna possibly go over there maybe, and buy her the cheapest drink on the menu! God, all these women are so shallow.

 

[CWCissey]

God the idea of Russ dragging himself into places like the Rio so he can stand at the edge of the pool and stare for hours at women in bikinis…makes my skin crawl.

Just picture Russ, his scrawny hunchbacked pasty body shoved inside what I can only assume are giant parachute-style old man swimming trunks, their voluminous quality and the undersizing of Russ’ penis being the only two things combining to barely hide his creepy tard erection, as he lurks by a poolside table and stares, unblinking and slack-mouthed, at women who are just trying to get some sun, enjoy their holidays and not be bothered by creeps.

Meanwhile everyone here is speculating why he doesn’t play mini golf or post photos from the ornamental gardens. I am 200% sure he goes only to creep on women in swimsuits, seething in silent rage as his eyes land on a girl that he now deems “his,” before her husband comes back over to hand her a drink. That slut!! How dare she! She has a STRING BIKINI ON in public! She’s advertising herself! Russ was maybe gonna possibly go over there maybe, and buy her the cheapest drink on the menu! God, all these women are so shallow.

Orrrrr....Russ is a junior toilet cleaner there.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Orrrrr....Russ is a junior toilet cleaner there.

Does he usually review places while he’s still working at them? Naturally he’d be a dick about them after the fact.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I've seen plenty of videos and photos of men and women with Mobius, and the other really freaky thing with Russturd is his eyes. They really are dead and corpselike--no shine, no life. Not sure if the color has anything to do with it, but it doesn't make it better.

They're windows to the soul, after all.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Does he usually review places while he’s still working at them? Naturally he’d be a dick about them after the fact.

He's been just smart enough to not badmouth a place while he's still working there, but he has no issues with smearing them after he leaves for whatever reason.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

"beautiful ladies of Las Vega" ( ok)


Pity shitlips can't drive - he could produce this kind of dross - he could become a mobile Dan Cilley of the current year - and hopefully get carjacked on livestream.

 

[The Dude]

"beautiful ladies of Las Vega" ( ok)


Pity shitlips can't drive - he could produce this kind of dross - he could become a mobile Dan Cilley of the current year - and hopefully get carjacked on livestream.

He claims to have a car and license now, but hasn't really provided any concrete proof about it. I certainly hope he's not able to get a license, because a person as clueless as Pipsqueak and who has the physical defects he does should not be on the road putting other people's safety at risk.

 

[Constellationzero]

He claims to have a car and license now, but hasn't really provided any concrete proof about it. I certainly hope he's not able to get a license, because a person as clueless as Pipsqueak and who has the physical defects he does should not be on the road putting other people's safety at risk.

I feel like Pipsqueak has attended the David Stone school of driving. And Pristine Christine's performative minstrel sex pest finishing school.

 

[Da Dude123]

I really love the PF review because either he misspells the name Kenneth or (more likely) he’s bothered to research a random guy at the gym to learn his name and vocation. There is no other way he spoke to the guy or anyone else about him because Russell is a keyboard warrior only.

Literally anyone else would realize that the dude is obviously taking photos to make fun of you because you are weird looking. No more. No less. But Russell believes that this is some sort of kiwi/TS plot and has now likely paid for dmv records or followed the guy home.

how amazing. Russell has outcreeped a gym creep.

ETA: Jesus. He’s such a baby.

How exceptional is that review of Burger King? Lots of fast food places are drive through only. Yeah, it sucks for people who don't have vehicles, but lots of places are going through the same thing. No need to go reeee about it. His reviews are just ridiculous.