Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[SmugDruggler]

It's time for a Chibi Moment of Clarity

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I don't even know where to start with this one.

I was just about to share these and add a similar “I don’t even know how to comment” line but you beat me to it. One thing that did stand out to me in the meantime is the part about how he took the new job because other people were taking it. This could be taken one of two ways: this specific new job has that many positions open and they’re just taking whomever, which means it’s almost certainly some form of scam, and we’re in for comedy gold. The other is less funny in the long term but more indicative of Chibi’s mindset. He means that he took a good job because he sees other people taking good jobs and he thinks he should too. And he’s right. Most people don’t like working, most people don’t find their one true dream job. We take what we can because we have to so that we can keep up with others and afford the things we want in life. That’s how it works. But Chibi has to make things so all or nothing, so black and white, that he has to lump “being gainfully employed” into the briefly self aware category of things he only does because he thinks he should, but are not really who he is. He needs to be true to himself and stream all day everyday. If this is true, I think I see the beginnings of the excuses he’ll make to inevitably get out of this job.

But really I do hope it’s the former. Chibi the door to door “flax seed energy drink that also cures hemorrhoids” salesman sounds way funnier.

 

[AbyssStarer]

It's time for a Chibi Moment of Clarity

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He's finally reached high school psychology level self-awareness, give our man a round of applause!
Now he just needs to learn about the persona. No, not the video game, Chibi.

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

It's time for a Chibi Moment of Clarity

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I don't even know where to start with this one.

genuinely impressed I can't even lie

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It's time for a Chibi Moment of Clarity

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I don't even know where to start with this one.

"Eh, what haven't I cried about on Twitter yet?"

 

[Sweetheart]

A rare moment of clarity that he will already forget about next week and carry on like he always did. I swear he says stuff like this every few months and nothing changes after. I just really hope he will shave his beard or at least groom it but since he's a Smash commentator now he's gonna do the wrong kind of grooming.

 

[blinkber385]

But really I do hope it’s the former. Chibi the door to door “flax seed energy drink that also cures hemorrhoids” salesman sounds way funnier.

He did a cutco style scam air purifier salesman thing a few years back so it wouldn't be out of character whatsoever

 

[reGHew9348]

It's time for a Chibi Moment of Clarity

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I don't even know where to start with this one.

The fuck was the context for this? Did they literally just sit him down and explain his mental state to him in this much detail? Despite apparently only being "co-workers" and not even friends?

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

The fuck was the context for this? Did they literally just sit him down and explain his mental state to him in this much detail? Despite apparently only being "co-workers" and not even friends?

I knew some workers that are retarded like Chibi, they have to be explained everything specifically or they will get lost. Some employee who was fed up with him, had a lot of expiriences with other "chibis" went full nuclear on him.
For exp. I have coworker that remindes me of Chibi that i asked to bring me a trash bag the other they and he asked me what trashbag althought company uses only one kind of trash bags. He is here for a month and still can't get simple things done without someone explaining it to him.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

It's time for a Chibi Moment of Clarity

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I don't even know where to start with this one.

Based on personal experience, this is a thing with autism. Usually it's someone several degrees of unrelated like an acquaintance or coworker who will point something out like this, and the fog lifts, allowing the rational brain to spam "HEY, WE'RE FUCKING RETARDED, FIX IT" over and over so you get the hint and do something.

Though, generally, that tends to happen around 18-20 or at a first job where you don't get anywhere near the considerations you do at school. Parents/family members are always afraid to just come out and say these things bluntly because they are terrified of triggering a suicide, and with how stupid autism is, it wouldn't surprise me if it did and has happened in previous cases.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

A rare moment of clarity that he will already forget about next week and carry on like he always did.

Really? "Moment of clarity"? He is just pity-baiting. "Oh this guy told me a thing that makes me feel sad and because I am sad he is probably right". He is going to forget about this after the right amount of asspats.

 

[reGHew9348]

I kind of feel like this co-worker was basically trying to tell Chibi to fuck off and stop copying him and awkwardly inserting himself into social situations in a civil way and Chibi took it as some kind of sage advice.

 

[Czolg]

This is no more than attention seeking and he’s totally going to forget about it, but seeing him getting so close to reality is nice change of pace for a while, not gonna lie.

 

[Rhysuu]

I wish more than anything else that one of his fed up coworkers ends up finding this thread and registering to spill the beans on Adam.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Really? "Moment of clarity"? He is just pity-baiting. "Oh this guy told me a thing that makes me feel sad and because I am sad he is probably right". He is going to forget about this after the right amount of asspats.

I have to agree, he just wants people to tell him "oh no that's not true at all, you're a perfectly capable and manly sexy dude who's gonna be successful if he carries on down this path!"

 

[Mongo0o]

That was the most lucid string of comments to ever come out of his mouth. It's a shame all will be forgotten in a days time.

 

[blinkber385]

Don't give him too much credit, he does this semi-regularly. He's not trying to come to terms with his shortcomings, he's trying to get people to tell him it's not true

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

How much more shit can this kid possibly diagnos himself with. At this point, i feel like hes halfway through the greys anatomy books.

Oh, and as if right on cue, he goes right back to justicing over whatever's trending on twitter at the moment. There goes his little moment of clarity

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I expect he'll drop the therapist when they tell him he doesn't have his Web MD diagnosis and that they know better because they have years of study and annual reviews to keep their medical license.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

How much more shit can this kid possibly diagnos himself with. At this point, i feel like hes halfway through the greys anatomy books.

Can you imagine what his therapist goes through every time? He is obnoxious enough on social media and he/she has to endure him talking about it for an hour.

 

[T.E.R.F]

Lmao yeah some random "coworker" is definitely gonna endear themselves to the weird, blue-haired anime manchild in his 30s and give them unprompted insight. You're welcome, Chibi!

And since you're reading, your real problem is that you haven' t come to terms with not being special. You don't have some special mental illness to explain your shortcomings, you're mostly just lazy. (also let's be real BDP is for women) You're 10 years too old for this identity crisis but I mean yeah when you're raised by videogames and the internet with no real parenting you're not exactly gonna end up with strong values or drive to do anything.