Unpopular opinions about food

I actually fucking hate Takis. If I could put every taki into a concentration camp and gas them, I would.

Its the stupidest "black food meme" and it revived the kinda shitty, Lukas seasoning salt, habanero lime flavor and now thats some meme flavor every chip has to have a shitty version of.
 
I genuinely dislike gummy candy now that I’m older. It makes me nauseous eating more than one or two pieces.
 
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I actually fucking hate Takis. If I could put every taki into a concentration camp and gas them, I would.

Its the stupidest "black food meme" and it revived the kinda shitty, Lukas seasoning salt, habanero lime flavor and now thats some meme flavor every chip has to have a shitty version of.
Takis are alright flavor wise but the smell is absolutely disgusting and it lingers in a room.
 
Adults shouldn't declare loudly, "Oh, vegetables. I haven't eaten those in MONTHS"
Same person only buys pizza to be baked in the oven and microwave food.

Her mother and daughter also assumed twice that a root that I was eating was in fact cheese, "because I ate it so easily".
 
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LJS is ridiculously uneven in quality and I rarely bother with them any more.

Something I miss? Arthur Treacher's. There is only one left.
I agree! There used to be an Arthur Treachers at my local mall, back before it switched to a food court and began to die. They had great chicken there really. I do miss it.
 
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I'll eat lobster rolls...... but a fucking whole ass lobster that you have to tear apart piece by piece. So sloppy and gross.
There's something about taking a bunch of living things and throwing them alive into boiling water, then smashing their exoskeletons and eating everything edible in them that satisfies my carnivore desires. Eating two or three whole creatures at a single sitting is nice, too. It's especially nice done in a large group, just a whole horde of humans in a feeding frenzy.
 
Lobster is just a sea-roach smothered with fake butter.

I'm not a seafood fan - ironic since I've been fishing a fucking million times. Only fish I can deal with is salmon and usually only smoked so it doesn't taste so much like a fish.

Hamburgers suck ass. The chicken sandwich is better in every situation. The burger trend of "being so large you have to disassemble them and eat with a fork/knife" is garbage.
 
Lobster is just a sea-roach smothered with fake butter.

I'm not a seafood fan - ironic since I've been fishing a fucking million times. Only fish I can deal with is salmon and usually only smoked so it doesn't taste so much like a fish.

Hamburgers suck ass. The chicken sandwich is better in every situation. The burger trend of "being so large you have to disassemble them and eat with a fork/knife" is garbage.
I really think the new trend of making Hamburger Patties super thick is stupid. I love a thin patty that gets nice and crispy from the flattop. Freddy's Frozen Custard and Steakburgers are awesome for fast food.
 
Mongolian restaurants tend to usually be the best asian restaurants. Especially the ones where you collect the food from a buffet and drench it in hot sauces and then take it to the chief to grill the food in front of you. Once done the food tends to be steamy and moist to a perfection.
 
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It wasn't all that long ago that this was a very popular opinion. Its popular view has obviously shifted quite a bit, though you aren't wholly wrong. It's a bottom feeder along with crabs.
I actually like crabs, but they really are bottom feeders. People that live near the coast pull over when they see roadkill so they can get the crabs feeding on the corpse.

I really think the new trend of making Hamburger Patties super thick is stupid. I love a thin patty that gets nice and crispy from the flattop. Freddy's Frozen Custard and Steakburgers are awesome for fast food.
It's like a 50 percent chance that any burger I order at a local place will be 8+ inches tall. Shit's impossible to eat.
 
Lobster is just a sea-roach smothered with fake butter.
What kind of absolute fiend would do that? No, I guarantee any time I eat lobster, it is with absolutely real butter because what the fuck why would you use fake butter?
It wasn't all that long ago that this was a very popular opinion. Its popular view has obviously shifted quite a bit, though you aren't wholly wrong. It's a bottom feeder along with crabs.
It used to be fed to prisoners and poor people because it was common and unpopular. Also they had no clue how to cook it so just massively overcooked it until it was complete shit. The way to do it is how we do it now, boiling it either while it's still alive or immediately after shivving it to death.
 
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