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"I'm not a muppet"

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The literal definition of success right here, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder if he has any idea just how fucking stupid he looks.
 
Just watched the most political propaganda trash through which I've ever suffered (The Forever Purge), and then I found out it was directed by this asshole:

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Even my horror movies are being infected.
Wasn't Purge 3 supposed to have a happy ending where they elected someone that made the purge illegal? I guess the lore is that the president promised to end the purge if they raised enough money to wipe away the national debt, but then the next year they got surprised by more debt and they had to bring back the purge to raise more money.
 
Phil: “If you think I spent money on a Series X then you’re a moron”

Also Phil: “It would be an outstanding idea to follow and interact with a widely known public figure who posts new console availability”
If I knew you weren't a liar, then I would be a moron. As a businessman, I would expect you to buy it for the biz deduction since you really don't have any. But you go ahead and keep racking up that tax bill dumbass.
lmao. Finally said something funny
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So, this man reads the farms more than I do. I love the delusional cope. I also love that he's so bothered by strangers calling him a gross, wrinkled, skin-pouch of bones. RENT FREE SNOOOORT
You dropped a brand new console that weight 10.5 lbs.
Also: granny grocery buggy
"I'm not a muppet"

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The literal definition of success right here, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder if he has any idea just how fucking stupid he looks.
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"I'm not a muppet"

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The literal definition of success right here, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder if he has any idea just how fucking stupid he looks.
The fact he dresses like this to guilt trip paypigs into giving him more money is funny and horrifying at the same time.
 
"I'm not a muppet"

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The literal definition of success right here, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder if he has any idea just how fucking stupid he looks.

He really does look like a 50-year-old businessman who got drunk at a Karaoke bar And stole some raver’s vest.
 
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I have wanted to see him play VR so bad for a while now. We'd be able to see his gormless body language from a first person perspective and watch him bumble around in virtual reality.
Mr Huth PSVR videos has some amazing gold dust in it,I took notes on my phone months back because I wanted to make a post about it but didn't end up doing it due to not wanting to suffer any more raw Phil, I can post the best parts here:

-At 29:09 he says: "There is a nose hole for my giant effin nose,it goes right here,maybe it has a uhhhh ah ah actual scent thing that 'sprize' scent up your nose,that would be nice" He thinks that the PSVR has some liquid nose spray that sprays scent up your nose for immersion,how do the fuck would that even work I have no idea but that was pure autism.

-He tries to put the VR headset on,it doesn't fit and he says "I guess I should read the instructions ack ack" , up until that point he kept unboxing stuff and said he didn't know what any of the things he was taking out of the box did,its very informative to watch a boomer unbox random shit and saying he doesn't know what those things are ("this has six cables? I don't know what they do uuuuhmmm")

-At 31:34 He is reading the instruction to adjust the headset and says "its called the adjustment dial and the headband release button,it has a headband release button,it doesn't explain how to use it" He keep reading the instruction and complaining that there is no explanation on how to use,shakes his head and exclaims "wow". He is too retarded to understand how to press a button and adjust a headset.

-At 35:50 he tries the VR headset on and says "I'm going to try to see the weight,because I'm really curious about the weight" after trying it on he said that he was worried about wearing something with weight for a long time, Mr. bodybuilder that can do 25 push ups in 25 seconds without exertion can't handle a VR headset on his head for too long,also what does he think it happens when people wear a motorcycle helmet? does he think people get tired from wearing them?

After this I tapped out.
 
He needs to add more varieties of hats and glasses to the clown show. Who wouldn't want to see DSP wearing dollar store heart glasses and a abe lincoln top hat while streaming?
Phil stop being a pussy and add the sonic hat in the rotation. You might as well embrace the image that you’re on the spectrum for some money. It’s not like it would be any sillier compared to the ram ranch cowboy look you’ve got now.
 
"I'm not a muppet"

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The literal definition of success right here, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder if he has any idea just how fucking stupid he looks.
Does he only own that dusty ass cowboy hat? He has used that same hat for years.
If your going to be a living low rent Ken doll for your subscribers Phil you at least need to follow the doll business model. Get a variety of outfits for the paypigs to choose from have them pay for the different outfits. That is how doll manufacturers make their money. The money isn't in just dressing the doll up its buying all the clothes and accessories.

Phil, could totally use this business model for himself. Since he really is just a doll for his paypigs at this point.
 

just like he did Jaha and viscant.

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Phil, so wait, think about this, you won't confront anyone while you lurk in this thread, you won't play a multiplayer game with your own fans, you won't play any online game with an open mic because you're afraid of confrontation but will "lift, spin and slam" anyone who talked shit about you.

Keyboard warrior tough guy isn't a good look for anyone older than 15....
 
Finally, the pig caved and went to Dead Money. Probably nothing interesting today, but further streams might prove entertaining. Right now he's summarizing and pigsplaining Dog and God. You can see the delight in his face exhausting all dialogue and taking his sweet time. Stallling as much as he possibly can.

With his eyes and reaction times, I figure it's gonna be a pretty death ridden playthrough. Still, hardcore awf, so keep in mind he's being a complete and total pussy about it as usual.
 
-At 31:34 He is reading the instruction to adjust the headset and says "its called the adjustment dial and the headband release button,it has a headband release button,it doesn't explain how to use it" He keep reading the instruction and complaining that there is no explanation on how to use,shakes his head and exclaims "wow". He is too retarded to understand how to press a button and adjust a headset.

You ever hear the expression "Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel?"

I was unsure about this guy, but this shit is selling me on him more and more.
 
"I'm not a muppet"

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The literal definition of success right here, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder if he has any idea just how fucking stupid he looks.
What an absolute clown. The fact he does this just for money proves he is just as much a muppet as the people he criticized. Like Phil is a joke of a human being who in his mind sees himself as some sort of "icon" of playing video games on camera.
 
I have wanted to see him play VR so bad for a while now. We'd be able to see his gormless body language from a first person perspective and watch him bumble around in virtual reality.

you know, i was initially skeptical of this current gen of VR
but now i can see it's got a comfortable niche to itself
it's not going to be prolific and everywhere, but it'll make it's mark and be around for a long time

also phil is a moron

Mr Huth PSVR videos has some amazing gold dust in it,I took notes on my phone months back because I wanted to make a post about it but didn't end up doing it due to not wanting to suffer any more raw Phil, I can post the best parts here:

-At 29:09 he says: "There is a nose hole for my giant effin nose,it goes right here,maybe it has a uhhhh ah ah actual scent thing that 'sprize' scent up your nose,that would be nice" He thinks that the PSVR has some liquid nose spray that sprays scent up your nose for immersion,how do the fuck would that even work I have no idea but that was pure autism.

-He tries to put the VR headset on,it doesn't fit and he says "I guess I should read the instructions ack ack" , up until that point he kept unboxing stuff and said he didn't know what any of the things he was taking out of the box did,its very informative to watch a boomer unbox random shit and saying he doesn't know what those things are ("this has six cables? I don't know what they do uuuuhmmm")

-At 31:34 He is reading the instruction to adjust the headset and says "its called the adjustment dial and the headband release button,it has a headband release button,it doesn't explain how to use it" He keep reading the instruction and complaining that there is no explanation on how to use,shakes his head and exclaims "wow". He is too retarded to understand how to press a button and adjust a headset.

-At 35:50 he tries the VR headset on and says "I'm going to try to see the weight,because I'm really curious about the weight" after trying it on he said that he was worried about wearing something with weight for a long time, Mr. bodybuilder that can do 25 push ups in 25 seconds without exertion can't handle a VR headset on his head for too long,also what does he think it happens when people wear a motorcycle helmet? does he think people get tired from wearing them?

After this I tapped out.


VR becoming mainstream is probably one of the worst things that could happen to him. Can you imagine if all the big AAA titles became VR/AR and it was not just a nice diversion but required that he had to get up and move more than just his thumbs and mouth every day for his job? He'd probably collapse and die from exhaustion on the first day. No wonder he hates it and is terrified of it so much.
 
VR becoming mainstream is probably one of the worst things that could happen to him. Can you imagine if all the big AAA titles became VR/AR and it was not just a nice diversion but required that he had to get up and move more than just his thumbs and mouth every day for his job? He'd probably collapse and die from exhaustion on the first day. No wonder he hates it and is terrified of it so much.
I already got a mental image of Phil playing Beat Saber, imagine the smell.
 
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