DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Flavius Anthemius]

He DMCA'd frank hassles twitter a month ago

He's been sticking his beak in B and C tier e-celebrities as of late, as far as we know (or that we can at least find out) he hasn't done anything related to Phil or any of his fans and detractors for some time, but there isn't anything to disprove that he'd try to start some trouble again, he usually tends to stay dormant for a month or so and then he'll start up a striking spree (if he does anything related to Phil again, that's how it might happen).

I can't see any connection to that theory about OIC being a deep levelled gay ops attempt at being Phil's best eunuch and then eventually he'll do a complete switcheroo, reveal himself to be supercuck and then initiate a massive chargeback saga that can absolutely leave a huge mark on Phil's behind and have huge repercussions for Phil. They are both two separate individuals that operate on entirely two different interests, one of them is on a massive power trip because they realise they can exploit a broken dispute and copyright system to mess with people for da lols, and one of them is a grade-a lonely cuck who enjoys being Phil's little janitor for attention and makes him feel like a special school boy for doing clean up.

Don't see the connection at all, If some day I'm wrong about that I'll eat my socks or something.

 

[Iron Father]

phil since you're reading, ur a fag

also a nigger.

a niggerfaggot, if you will

Sorry I just had to.

 

[breezy style]

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[Philly May Lyrus]

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So, this man reads the farms more than I do. I love the delusional cope. I also love that he's so bothered by strangers calling him a gross, wrinkled, skin-pouch of bones. RENT FREE SNOOOORT

OMG is this great. The atrophy comments have made Phil a sad boy. Maybe he can put his ego in his wheelie cart so he doesn't collapse under its weight.

Phil, I know you'll read this post. Just tell us what your account is on here already. We won't bite.

I'm sure Dave won't bite either after seeing the Feasting with the King. I'm temped to create a coffee table book with all of the pictures of Dave eating in pain.

so what we doing for the 8500 page streak?

I did a chair spin but do not own a bottle of bubbles with wand.

 

[Mr. Brown]

He's been sticking his beak in B and C tier e-celebrities as of late, as far as we know (or that we can at least find out) he hasn't done anything related to Phil or any of his fans and detractors for some time, but there isn't anything to disprove that he'd try to start some trouble again, he usually tends to stay dormant for a month or so and then he'll start up a striking spree (if he does anything related to Phil again, that's how it might happen).

I can't see any connection to that theory about OIC being a deep levelled gay ops attempt at being Phil's best eunuch and then eventually he'll do a complete switcheroo, reveal himself to be supercuck and then initiate a massive chargeback saga that can absolutely leave a huge mark on Phil's behind and have huge repercussions for Phil. They are both two separate individuals that operate on entirely two different interests, one of them is on a massive power trip because they realise they can exploit a broken dispute and copyright system to mess with people for da lols, and one of them is a grade-a lonely cuck who enjoys being Phil's little janitor for attention and makes him feel like a special school boy for doing clean up.

Don't see the connection at all, If some day I'm wrong about that I'll eat my socks or something.

The Frank Hassle tweet he DMCA'd was Frank taunting Phil and threatening him to make him "the next YouTuber he puts in jail".

It absolutely was connected to Phil, he's gone all faggy now pretending to protect Phil through his autistic actions.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I'm sure Dave won't bite either after seeing the Feasting with the King. I'm temped to create a coffee table book with all of the pictures of Dave eating in pain.

If the visibly obvious failings in his masculinity (Phil, you limp-wristed faggot) caused him to have a genuine moment of narc rage, I can't imagine what us noticing his likely shit teeth did. On one hand, I don't expect him to ever cop to it since its not as visible as his other decay. Anything that can't be proven with eyewitnesses, affidavits, and most importantly his word of god, never happened. So Phil will claim he's never had cavities, and in fact, his orthodontist told him his teeth were so perfect they wanted to use his dental profile to calibrate future treatments for patients. So he'll never admit his teeth are fucked as long as he can smile without showing them and eat like a retard with an upside-down fork. But we know, Phil. On the other, teeth is one of those things you can't ignore once they get bad enough, and it doesn't yet seem like something he wants to exploit with his cult. Its always a mixture of pride, sloth, and greed with Phil. I'm curious which wins out when he needs a root canal.

Phil, I love that you're willing to scam your idiot cucks for gambling money, but not enough to fix your teeth or other glaring health issues. You're streaming career could very likely fizzle out at the precise moment it turns out those gompers started going necrotic. Good luck with that on a the default Obamacare dental plan.

But look at me thinking of the best ways to improve one's life on the backs of worthless reprobates. I might as well have a knife at Phil's throat.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

These back taxes sure are a real mystery. Has he ever thought about, paying his taxes within a suitable time frame?

I think this is year 4 in back taxes so I think the answer is no lol. I'm not thinking jail or anything crazy but believe the IRS is going to tighten the leash some if his ways continue.

Dude, he's never finishing this game. ThePastryarchy, you better fucking prepare yourself lmao

Btw, ndo103 tipped $100. Here's our guy:
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No.

Nice a spic sped....not seeing a lot of them in the DSP universe. DSP has the market cornered on UK folks, furries, and weeby black doods so this is unusual to see.
Edit: just watched part of one of his vids and can't tell what he is...Asian or Hispanic.

He claims to pay his state taxes once a month. He acknowledges that he should pay his federal taxes quarterly. He has also failed to do so for the last 3 years, and I'm gonna bet he's doing it again this year. Looking forward to the 2021 federal tax begathon circa March 2022.

4 years deep and hope the writers have a twist with the IRS soon.

Sorry I just had to.

Big Ups on your new avatar.....I'd take that over a beaten up heavy horse any day. oh yeah.....DSP is "the" nigger faggot

If the visibly obvious failings in his masculinity (Phil, you limp-wristed faggot) caused him to have a genuine moment of narc rage, I can't imagine what us noticing his likely shit teeth did. On one hand, I don't expect him to ever cop to it since its not as visible as his other decay. Anything that can't be proven with eyewitnesses, affidavits, and most importantly his word of god, never happened. So Phil will claim he's never had cavities, and in fact, his orthodontist told him his teeth were so perfect they wanted to use his dental profile to calibrate future treatments for patients. So he'll never admit his teeth are fucked as long as he can smile without showing them and eat like a retard with an upside-down fork. But we know, Phil. On the other, teeth is one of those things you can't ignore once they get bad enough, and it doesn't yet seem like something he wants to exploit with his cult. Its always a mixture of pride, sloth, and greed with Phil. I'm curious which wins out when he needs a root canal.

Phil, I love that you're willing to scam your idiot cucks for gambling money, but not enough to fix your teeth or other glaring health issues. You're streaming career could very likely fizzle out at the precise moment it turns out those gompers started going necrotic. Good luck with that on a the default Obamacare dental plan.

But look at me thinking of the best ways to improve one's life on the backs of worthless reprobates. I might as well have a knife at Phil's throat.

Yeah his teeth are shit. I recently had 4k-5k in dental expenses from not having healthcare for years and neglect and you are right about things getting bad. I wasn't at DSP's level, he probably hasn't been to a dentist since CT but can tell from where I was that DSP is screwed. I had some minor sensitivity or aches from time to time but Dave is past that. I'm curious what win out with Dave too if he really needed something. Judging by his greedy and laziness, I think I have an answer. I do believe Dave is so delusional he thinks he's in okay/good shape but also has a phobia of doctors.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Speaking of recent bouts of Phil's narcissistic rage, I originally wanted to post this in the hair discussion thread, but he'll be more likely to see it here and we've had more than enough proof from his own mouth that he actually reads this thread regularly.

Okay Dave, fine. Let's for the sake of this argument say that your beard isn't patchy and that it's actually all "gray hairs". This isn't the reason why the beard talk has ramped up recently, it's been known for years that it's patchy so it gets brought up every once in a while, but there's another reason why people are suddenly talking about your beard looking like complete shit. It's because it looks like you started shaving, did one stroke with your razor, then forgot to do the rest. It looks like you fucked up trimming your beard and accidentally took off more than you wanted. Hey, it happens Dave, even happens to an immature kid like me, but since I'm not a Robust Mature Adult™ when I fuck up trimming my beard and I take off a bit too much, I just shave the rest off rather than pretend that nothing's out of the ordinary while I look like a disheveled lunatic who just escaped the prison in the Tower of London or some shit.

Since you'll also probably be gin'd up and angry when reading this and will probably fantasize about doing various gay pro wrestling holds and slams on me to even realize what I'm talking about, I'll just post a picture and circle what I'm talking about so you can see what we mean when we've talked shit about your beard recently.

IT'S THIS YOU MORON, THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ABOUT! WHERE DID 1/4 OF THIS PART OF YOUR GOUTEE GO DAVE???

 

[Melfice]

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IT'S THIS YOU MORON, THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ABOUT! WHERE DID 1/4 OF THIS PART OF YOUR GOUTEE GO DAVE???

This I had not noticed. I cannot wait to see the salty rage he spouts when someone points it out

 

[Super Dent Head]

OMG is this great. The atrophy comments have made Phil a sad boy. Maybe he can put his ego in his wheelie cart so he doesn't collapse under its weight.


I'm sure Dave won't bite either after seeing the Feasting with the King. I'm temped to create a coffee table book with all of the pictures of Dave eating in pain.


I did a chair spin but do not own a bottle of bubbles with wand.

There's a head-start for you.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

so what we doing for the 8500 page streak?

I'll do three terrible "dabs" and pretend to do push-ups off camera

 

[Kosher Dill]

OK, time for some total, unsubstantiated speculation. You know how Phil always deflects speculation or insults the same way, with exaggeration? "Oh yeah, I'm eating fast food constantly, I just have them back up an entire dump truck of Whoppers into my driveway."

This sounds very much like what PUAs/"seduction gurus" call "agree and amplify". I wonder if maybe, just maybe, he picked up the habit from something like that. As a virgin's virgin he was exactly the target audience after all, and PUA nonsense was having its 15 minutes of mainstream fame the last time Phil paid attention to pop culture.

I tried searching around on a few ancient "seduction" forums that still exist, but didn't turn up anything with Phil's most common usernames. Might be worth looking into a bit more though. Maybe I'll see if there's anyone who can't stop talking about "robust" food.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This I had not noticed. I cannot wait to see the salty rage he spouts when someone points it out

We've been pointing it out here for about a week, that's why he brought it up.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Nice a spic sped....not seeing a lot of them in the DSP universe. DSP has the market cornered on UK folks, furries, and weeby black doods so this is unusual to see.
Edit: just watched part of one of his vids and can't tell what he is...Asian or Hispanic.

Honestly if you can't tell if someone is Asian or Hispanic, they are most likely going to be Filipino lol.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm shocked he isn't hawking Amway. He's the perfect mark. His 'we' and 'positivity' horseshit sounds just like it came directly from one of their seminars.

 

[Pargon]

holy fuck how retarded do you have to be to spell your own name wrong

Filling out potentially life-altering paperwork five minutes before you have to submit it will do that to you.

 

[actually]

I'll do three terrible "dabs" and pretend to do push-ups off camera

8500 of them, I hope.

 

[LolCowCentral]

when I fuck up trimming my beard and I take off a bit too much, I just shave the rest off rather than pretend that nothing's out of the ordinary

This is why he won't do that. I'm sure we all understand now:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is why he won't do that. I'm sure we all understand now:

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Looks like a sexual predator you would see on TCAP.

 

[Oog]

what a loathsome cunt you are dsp