DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

I feel like a video showcasing (with dates) every time Phil's problems were going to be solved when X paycheck came in would be hysterical. Could start with the "SAVE THE HOUSE" begathon from Christmas 2017.

I'd do it if I still had the time, dood.

But I've seen some wonderful and talented people lately who have been making great informative vids about DSP's money shenanigans.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

WTF

extremely autistic

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i like how he acts like having an xbox is some extremely rare thing exclusive to him

 

[Iron Hamster]

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There shouldn't be dips when you shame and demand the paypigs renew. It's not rocket science Phail.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Whatever he's bought or "been dOnAtEd", he's going to drop it the second he gets it out of the box

 

[Comma]

DSP just announced he's feeling positive about the future, and that "at some point during this stream" there will be "a special unboxing" because "things aligned" behind the scenes.

That's a really special way to say some whale send you shit.

UPDATE: one of his sugardaddy whales has sent him a new laptop.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He doesnt know what he is ''unboxing''. It is being sent today, he is very excited, the future is looking positive, but he doenst know what he is getting...

AKA he read The Farms and may have actually learned that no one believed his Xbox gift bullshit

EDIT Calling it now, it's a stupendously expensive Flight Control stick that was ''donated''

 

[Crooked 16th]

He's only played his Xbox like 3 times since getting it

 

[NotValKilmer]

WTF

extremely autistic

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Imagine shitting on Nintendo fanboys constantly and then turning your YouTube channel into a giant xbox advertisement without being paid by Microsoft. It's like he goes out of his way to be the most ridiculous faggot on the internet.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He's only played his Xbox like 3 times since getting it

Mostly to play a 360 game.

 

[actually]

WTF

extremely autistic

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Since it's a safe bet this is not any kind of original art by the person who supplied this image, DMCA when?

 

[NynchLiggers]

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Not even on the mic, already into the scat "humour"

Is this a sign Phil is actually Jewish? a shitton of twitter jews are obssessed with scatology.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Now he's shitting on his parents for buying him an "el-cheapo" chair. It's from Bob's Discount Furniture

 

[PieceofShet]

Im sorry but I absolutely dont believe 2 guys donated two expensive gizmo. He bought it for himself. He should have go into this lie full force and say its the same game.

LAPTOP BABY!

 

[FamicomGorby]

DSP just announced he's feeling positive about the future, and that "at some point during this stream" there will be "a special unboxing" because "things aligned" behind the scenes.

That's a really special way to say some whale send you shit.

"Future's so bright I gotta wear sunglasses" - Dave prior to declaring bankruptcy.

 

[ZehnBoat]

dsp years ago: people watch me for my raw gameplay footage
dsp now: people watch me because i have an xbox

 

[Tom Delonge]

makes $100k a year can't afford a fucking chair, console or laptop.
i know his viewers are retarded but come on.

 

[DeeTracktor]

If it's a laptop and a chair all you have to do is laugh at the people who will have to pay for it

Hi OiC

 

[FormerPro]

Phil going on about how he needed to upgrade his chair/laptop as priorities. What type of maniac spends his entire life sat down, goes bankrupt and still doesn't have a comfortable chair to show for it?

 

[Pargon]

Admitted to ignoring a startup error message on his laptop for five years.

This is a man who truly cares for the equipment his livelihood depends on.

 

[kebab4you]

If you're going to ignore the error anyway why not just disable the program from booting? Even Phil must manage to google how to get into msconfig...