DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

Wait.............does he think the 3 people he has in chat every stream, not talking, was his laptop 'running slow'? View attachment 2361934

I really want someone to take some clips of him talking about how fast his laptop is now and contrast them with the subsequent "chat is frozen" excuses he'll use by habit in the near future.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I really think someone legit donated this to him; I refuse to believe that the fetal alcool syndrome goblin spent 700 USD to improve his schtreems.

I think so too, any surplus dollar in his account goes directly to doordash, scopely, and the fine people at Bombay Sapphire

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

OK. What's the next unboxing special?
Chair?
Cowboy hat?
Gorilla Glue?
Court documents?

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

I really think someone legit donated this to him; I refuse to believe that the fetal alcool syndrome goblin spent 700 USD to improve his schtreems.

It doesn't improve his streams though, it's beneficial only to him, and THAT is exactly why he'd spend loads of money on it, he loves himself more than anything and anyone.

 

[Pargon]

I really think someone legit donated this to him; I refuse to believe that the fetal alcool syndrome goblin spent 700 USD to improve his schtreems.

If you think this purchase had anything to do with his stream you are legitimately exceptional.

It’s even more likely that he bought it for Kat so she could play the Sims or whatever and she’s just renting it to him while he’s streaming.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

OK. What's the next unboxing special?
Chair?
Cowboy hat?
Gorilla Glue?
Court documents?

Imagine Phil trying to assemble a chair of any kind all by himself, it'll be a three hour stream and he'll be winded by the end.

 

[Super Dent Head]

If you think this purchase had anything to do with his stream you are legitimately exceptional.

It’s even more likely that he bought it for Kat so she could play the Sims or whatever and she’s just renting it to him while he’s streaming.

Kat already has a gaming PC, at least according to Phil.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

So he just confirmed he got a new laptop so he could check tips and donations faster

Nahuhuh. This thing will freeze up on him if he tries to lean in people back to back.

I really want someone to take some clips of him talking about how fast his laptop is now and contrast them with the subsequent "chat is frozen" excuses he'll use by habit in the near future.

C'mon actually. That dual core ryzen 3 will be blazing....on fire or grinding to a halt asking for the sweet release of death soon.

 

[Pargon]

Kat already has a gaming PC, at least according to Phil.

Sure, but something portable? I know she’s retarded and I guess only plays Overwatch and Skyrim but I’m guessing that laptop could run Skyrim at least.

Anyway I’m just blue-skying. Him buying it to launch his porn career is more likely than buying it for his stream. He’s had years and years to improve what he does for a living and he’s always refused, even to the extent of having the tools he needs and just being too lazy to put them to use.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

That dual core ryzen 3 will be blazing

That line reminded me of when he made reviews and said "blazing fast 1080p visuals"

 

[Salubrious]

I don't stream, but if I did, I wouldn't be able to spend a day in that "office" of his. The layout is so ass-backward and unintuitive, everything is as far away from everything else as possible, and it looks so cumbersome and uncomfortable.

Phil, since you read these, bring the TV closer to you and stop leaning forward and squinting.

There's a reason why every other streamer uses an actual desk like the one he ranted about last month because using a desk would make him a sell out.

 

[Stationary Tevin]

I just can't believe Phil would accept any kind of tech that he would be putting sensitive info into like his twitter from some rando so if he actually did get the laptop from someone it has to be a closely trusted whale, so even if he didn't buy the laptop himself I doubt we'll see anything entertaining come out of it sadly.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

That line reminded me of when he made reviews and said "blazing fast 1080p visuals"

Fuck me....I do not remember this but believe you because it sounds retarded and so is Dave. Appreciate the chuckle.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

I just can't believe Phil would accept any kind of tech that he would be putting sensitive info into like his twitter from some rando so if he actually did get the laptop from someone it has to be a closely trusted whale, so even if he didn't buy the laptop himself I doubt we'll see anything entertaining come out of it sadly.

Pretty sure DSP said (so take it with a grain of salt) that he worked with the person to find the laptop on Amazon and they ordered it to him from there. I'm not sure how, but that's the story according to DSP.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Pretty sure DSP said (so take it with a grain of salt) that he worked with the person to find the laptop on Amazon and they ordered it to him from there. I'm not sure how, but that's the story according to DSP.

None of his stories make sense and this is in line with it only makes sense if you don't think about it. "If" there was another person they too no little about computers. I'm guessing he bought it after ginning up with the champs and bought it black out drunk.

 

[actually]

I think my favorite thing about this is how absolutely nothing will change with the stream itself. Looking forward to hearing what new thing he should just buy will definitely improve the stream now.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Fuck me....I do not remember this but believe you because it sounds retarded and so is Dave. Appreciate the chuckle.

Timestamp: 14:37

Here you go, took me a minute, but this whole review is chock full of stupid sentences.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

So he just confirmed he got a new laptop so he could check tips and donations faster

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I think my favorite thing about this is how absolutely nothing will change with the stream itself. Looking forward to hearing what new thing he should just buy will definitely improve the stream now.

Its funny things had to get this bad for him to start thinking about purchasing things to improve his streams. The delusion and laziness is strong with Phil. The one thing that would improve his stream night and day would be his behavior but Dave doesn't like new fans and the old ones tolerate his insults and ineptness. All he'd have to do is stop insulting people and talking out his ass for a few hours. The narcissism is great to because he doesn't think or realize he is the problem. Everyone knows these things but I still laugh at how dim Dave is.

Edit: I will check out Rusty's video because apparently Dave talks about some fast 1080p action. God he is an idiot. He likes to hear himself so much whether he knows what he's talking about or not.

 

[Comma]

Looking forward to hearing what new thing he should just buy will definitely improve the stream now.

In a couple of weeks, he'll suddenly need a saddle, but for some reason he'll refuse to give a reason why.