Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[ADHD]

In today's episode of "Karatejoe is a clueless retard":




Who wants to be the one to break the bad news to him?

Spoiler

If you had a pair you'd have changed your name to Nader, Joe. Oh well, the rebellion didn't last long.

 

[Freetimbit]

Chantal has announced that since last week she has stopped taking Ozempic as it is too expensive and has binged ‘a few times’ since.

 

[Imposter]

Live with "Post Farmboy Beeze"
20 July 2021

 

[Becky Goodhair]

I think that's a good possibility, but there's also a chance here that she's hoping Peetz will move out and Nader will move in to the luxury crack den with her. I think that's a big part of the delays and prevarications around her "moving date". I don't think she's getting evicted and as we've so tediously established, once her lease is up she just goes to a month-to-month tenancy. She could potentially stay in the luxury villa indefinitely, provided she doesn't fuck up too badly or do something stupid like ask for a new lease (with a new person on it) and then fail the credit check or something. Even then, they might decline to give her a lease, but I don't know if they'd evict her outright. As long as she's paying the rent and the place is in reasonable shape -- and as filthy as it is, there are no holes in the walls and it hasn't burned down yet -- she can probably stay there.

So it's possible she wants to stealthily move in to the trap house with Nader (as she stealthily moved in with Bibi) but it's also possible she's trying to rid herself of Peetz and get Nader into her den of filth. That would explain why Peetz has been so shirty lately -- she may have told him her drug dealer was moving in, and that Peetz could stay or go for all she cared. Peetz, not being a complete idiot, would choose to leave. Of course, it would be predictable (if hilarious) if Chantal hadn't actually confirmed Nader would be moving in before she dumped Peetz.

I'd love it if Nader moved in and Peetz stayed out of spite.

 

[Dutch Courage]

She is so proud of herself. I AM AN ADDICT she shouts to the world, thrilled to have the label she has worked so hard for. This is the most obnoxious she has ever been for my money, and rate me MATI, but I hope a gang of REAL addicts corner her at a Drive-Thru and give her a dose of fucking tough love...

Bravo, ya fat, dumb, psycho loser. w00t!! Congratulations on your addiction!

She'll reap what she sows. I do not subscribe to the theory that she is an indestructible cockroach. She is plenty destructible; she's been dropping parts faster than a rusted out Plymouth Volare. She can't even fucking breathe. Next part she loses will be a critical one; all the 'spare' parts are long gone now. In the end, justice for real addicts will be gotten.

 

[TurdFondler]

It's amazing how far she's come in two weeks. To an almost homeless person on the street to now having a seemingly endless stream of cash for her every fleeting whim. Good job Chantal.

Two words: hood rich

Payday hit the account and she's living high on the hog

 

[ADHD]

Archive of Post Farmboy Beeze, 7/19/2021:

 

[fattie_boom_boom]

Next part she loses will be a critical one; all the 'spare' parts are long gone now.

Luckily for all of us, there are two things Chantal has in inexhaustible supply: an infinitely incorrigible narcissistic outlook combined with an unlimited lack of shame.

STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP! SEE THE BEARDED LADY WITH NO SHAME! MAKE HER DRINK GRAVY! WATCH HER FUCK A CRACKHEAD FOR A SLAMCOUCH! REVEL AS SHE REGALES ALL WITH TALES OF ROCK-FUCKING, BURGER-WHORING, AND GENERAL MALAISE! PRICE.... FREE!

 

[In Memoriam]

Two words: hood rich

Payday hit the account and she's living high on the hog

Nobody can run thru money like a drug addict. She’ll be miserable again in a week. Once a month paydays are no good for junkies

 

[DefCon Dumb]

From the earlier live today - her car actually looks semi-clean...atypical of her.

She admits she's still using coke or what she thinks is coke: "People think I'm going to be on it forever." & not denying she's not on it at all. When she adamantly denies use , it's always time limited. She wasn't using during yesterday's live. Or today. And she doesn't want to talk about it. Of course not as to her dismay, she's not being treated as a celebrity addict. People are trying to hold her feet to the fire: "GOD-uh, it's so ANNOYING-uh!"

She doesn't want to learn breathing techniques or any stress/anxiety relieving stuff. Of course not! She's using edibles! Claims she needs/wants psychotherapy. Okay - what modality? Medical based or humanistic? Integrated? Individual or group? Using what sort of practitioner?

She showed how even her family can be treated as commodities - 1 member took her to hospital & she spent a night at her uncle's but: "sayonara suckers!" when she had enough of that. They need to let her crash & burn. Need to go to hospital? An ambulance ride is a mere $45. Need a "safe" place to stay? Call on 1 of the "many friends" she loves to brag about. Her family appears to be caught in her transactional web.

Why mute Nader's coughing when she has no trouble with burps, farts & sharts. But she's trying to keep things private. Right.

"Good looking is too subjective". Appearance, like it or not, is the first filter most of us have to winnow out non-contenders for a relationship.

Dating someone with an eating disorder would be like dating herself & she didn't like that at all. Yes still tries to portray herself as desirable to prime males.

No idea what's going on in regards to a move & pretty much every option has been sperged endlessly here but she makes an interesting slip at 33:42 when she mentions "streaming from MY bed", then immediately corrects: "I mean, THE bed." His place, her place or a new place - she wants to live with him.

She's on a real high that's a combination of thinking she's a Bad Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl, drugs, a trendy influencer, gobs of pseudo-food, convinced she's got her audience thinking she's desirable, drugs, food, an actual part time, (& temporary) structure to her life &... did I mention drugs & food?

She's gone beyond playing with fire - she's pouring accelerant all over herself & tossing some on the few bridges she hasn't burned yet.

 

[Bloodburn]

Amazing, if the majestic villa's lease goes up and she moves in with David Popperfield and starfishes for him permanently... What happens if he kicks her out after they had their last major fight?

We know they have really bad fights because she said so a while back on a live when she was venting about him after finding out he was talking to other chicks. She was like "Oh we had some real bad ones like uggghhh!!" all the while her fatty meat paws clutching thin air showing the anger she felt remembering those fights with Chris Angeldust.

What happens is she will become the homeless drug addict she claimed she would never become when she first started down this path! What irony!

 

[a dinosaur]

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

You know, the one thing I haven't seen brought up yet among all the health posts and whatnot is El Chins of the Brumoso del Giro Cartel is being extremely flashy and extremely stupid. She's had excellent luck with not getting pulled over for the bad driving, high driving, and other driving she's done but that kind of luck never lasts forever.

Either way the storyline goes it's going to be hilarious.

 

[RabbleRouser]

Some interesting quotes from Post Farmboy Beeze:

"I don't wanna friggin' die just yet, okay?!"

"If you can't handle me at my ho', you can't handle me at my Mother Theresa...right guys??"

Chantal on Marriage: "It'd have to be a Romeo and Juliet situation...which, by the way sounds nice...that's gonna be me and the weeknd." - well, they did both die so you're almost halfway there...

Also:

lmao, c'mon Joe...

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Some interesting quotes from Post Farmboy Beeze:

"I don't wanna friggin' die just yet, okay?!"

"If you can't handle me at my ho', you can't handle me at my Mother Theresa...right guys??"

Chantal on Marriage: "It'd have to be a Romeo and Juliet situation...which, by the way sounds nice...that's gonna be me and the weeknd." - well, they did both die so you're almost halfway there...

Also:

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lmao, c'mon Joe...

I have a picture that's perfect for Joe.

Spoiler: Karate Joe

 

[Witch Bitch]

I'd love it if Nader moved in and Peetz stayed out of spite.

Isnt it a common belief here that he is the primary on the lease? Chantel has no credit, and no income that doesn't look sketch as fuck- so if peetz goes tut better be able to take over the lease agreement I guess.. and she better hope he doesnt kick her squealing ass to the curb and keep her shit lol

 

[Darth Bino]

I used to think Chantel was autistic or on the spectrum or something. But now I realize that would imply there's something wrong with the wiring in Chantel's head. Actually Chantel has a perfectly normal functioning brain. Do you know how doctor's always tell parents to make sure their child's brain is being stimulated? Well I think Chantel is what happens when a child's brain is not stimulated. Chantel lacks common sense, the ability to problem solve, and social awareness. This is what happens when a kid grows up on trash tv and a diet of TV dinners and Chef Boyardee. Chantel will never learn because she has never learned how to learn. She finds the most simple explanation for her problems and then just repeats it over and over. Why can't she stop eating? Well duh, it's because she's an addict. Problem solved. Why do people hate on Chantel? Well that's easy too. It's because she's fat. Next. Chantel always looks for the most basic simple explanation for her problems and then acts like the explanation is the solution.

 

[440088]

I’m guilty of this too but I find it amusing how we keep throwing around the words dating and boyfriend. I really, really doubt that Chantal has locked nedar into any official partner status. Chantal is probably just moving in with nedar as a “friends with benefits” situation which is ultimately more pathetic. He literally sends his dic pic out to random haydurs on Facebook lmao. He is not a loyal dude. He’s not a quality dude. He’s a scummy meth head and I hope she moves in with him. I’ve read like 10 posts saying “rate me mad at the internet but….” Y’all need to calm down. This is great. If the speculation is true. She’s moving in with Nedar. Just think of all the milk we got out of her living with Peetz - and peetz is dry as fuck. If come September she really is living with an actual honest to god crack head. Oh my lord it’s going to be lulzy. I’m excited lmao. But yeah - boyfriend my ass. Chantal anit got any of that shit locked down. He’s “just a friend” and he’s going to “cheat” on her. And she’s going to get mad. But she can’t really get mad cause they were never together yet he bums money off her and they live together. And sometimes they get high together. It’s some good ol Florida meth head junkie fighting shit and I’m here for it. Can’t wait for them to move in together. I hope Chantals fat body doesn’t give out before then. Cause it’s going to be rich. Oh fuck. And what if somebody calls the cops at nedars place? (Please don’t) but that could be priceless too! I wonder if Chantal is going to have a “no girls” rule like she did Peetz? Hahahahaha. And remember? Nedar had buddies and shit coming over throwing 20s at her tits snd telling her to get naked. Imagine Chantal getting all buddy buddy with these perverts who hate her. Bruhhhh. Alright. Y’all can get pissed off at Chantal “making fun of muh addictions” if you want. But I’m living for this. lol.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Chinny’s feeling ghetto fabulous. The fall out shall be spectacular.

 

[Blue Eyed Wonder]

View attachment 2359569Comment from her latest live (apologies if the size is trash, I tried to grab it quick before she deleted it). I didn’t realize Chantal nodding off in and out of consciousness while slurring her words and eating blocks of cheese was considered art.

Admittedly, I'm still trying to catch up as I have shit to do in my daily life; but this fucking line of logic irritates me to no end. As someone who knows a thing about epic art (pardon my power level, lame and inconsequential as it is) indulge me in calling out this bullshit. Yes, some art is created while under the influence or while living with some condition that impaired the artist that created it. It has been like this forever. However, there is always an underlying factor that propels said work and person into the status of great art/artist; whether talent or charisma, there's always something there that hits those marks that people agree constitutes art.

Laying around in a daze quoting Weekend songs, screeching your own catchphrases, and eating/smoking/snorting/farting/etc. yourself into oblivion all while doing absolutely nothing does not equate into "epic art." Check your own bullshit slob, you are not creating anything other than a spectacle of yourself. Rate me MOTI, I don't care.