Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
How exceptional is that review of Burger King? Lots of fast food places are drive through only. Yeah, it sucks for people who don't have vehicles, but lots of places are going through the same thing. No need to go reeee about it. His reviews are just ridiculous.

I had something like that happen to me at Wendy's. I was traveling for work and didn't have a car, so myself and an older gentleman shared a quick laugh about it and then I found someplace healthy for lunch. It stinks, yeah, but it's not like they're doing it because they like to make customers feel bad, so I don't understand leaving a bad review about it either.
 
How exceptional is that review of Burger King? Lots of fast food places are drive through only. Yeah, it sucks for people who don't have vehicles, but lots of places are going through the same thing. No need to go reeee about it. His reviews are just ridiculous.
The fact that he was trying to walk inside vs going through the drive through further supports the idea that he’s lying about having a drivers license. Most fast food places won’t allow you to walk up to the window. If he had a car he could’ve just gotten back into it and gone through the drive through and likely wouldn’t have left a bad review.
 
Russell always looked like a weird cow. I know some conditions and disabilities may strip people of humanity, making them perpetually resentful, especially if they don't have high social intelligence. His perception of prostitutes and romanticism around it just shows how he is not adjusted. I wonder how was his upbringing.
Can't laugh at this guy, he needs therapy.

He seems to spend a lot of time around prostitutes, what does he do with them if he's so sexually frustrated?
 
Oh, but we can. And oh, but we do.

Think you’re in the wrong forum, bud.
Indeed, he’s the most addictive and entertaining cow on the farms.

He’s just somehow morbidly fascinating. Every move of his you know is going to be a fuck up yet he constantly surprises with just how much of a fuck up he can make of anything.

From simply getting dressed to his spectacular plans to dominate his chosen industries, he can’t get anything right.

And it’s fucking hilarious.
 
Russell always looked like a weird cow. I know some conditions and disabilities may strip people of humanity, making them perpetually resentful, especially if they don't have high social intelligence. His perception of prostitutes and romanticism around it just shows how he is not adjusted. I wonder how was his upbringing.
Can't laugh at this guy, he needs therapy.

He seems to spend a lot of time around prostitutes, what does he do with them if he's so sexually frustrated?
Have you even read the OP?
Or taken a look at some of the more heinous things he’s done/said? He deserves absolutely no sympathy.
 
He seems to spend a lot of time around prostitutes
What gave you that impression?


what does he do with them if he's so sexually frustrated?
What do you think he does? Tries to screw them unless he runs out the clock or can't afford sex and needs to settle on a condom dick suck. Lurk more.
 
Yeah, quick reminder that if Russ could get his way he would have his own harem of Sex Slaves (With Yo Yovanna, Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande included) where their only job would be sucking his dick and getting fucked by anyone who could pay (all the money for him of course, and obviously he makes the girls Actually run the businesses while he is lazing around).

That's what makes so amusing: he has delusions of grandeur of being a Medieval Warlord in the modern world... But he's a pathetic failure who can do nothing right and whose intentions are transparent to anyone who spends five minutes reading about him.


The irony is that he would be MORE dangerous if he had any virtue like cunning or intelligence but as he stands now he's just stupid enough to one to point and laugh despite all the horrible shit he plans in his mind.
 
He seems to spend a lot of time around prostitutes, what does he do with them if he's so sexually frustrated?
He runs out the clock talking to them at cracker barrel (or was it the cheesecake factory?). He also goes to strip clubs with a suit and flowers. And when he's not busy with either of those he's ghosting male prostitutes because he's too much of a coward and stuck in the closet. And when he isn't doing THAT he's busy filing frivolous and idiotic lawsuits.
 
Russell always looked like a weird cow. I know some conditions and disabilities may strip people of humanity, making them perpetually resentful, especially if they don't have high social intelligence. His perception of prostitutes and romanticism around it just shows how he is not adjusted. I wonder how was his upbringing.
Can't laugh at this guy, he needs therapy.

He seems to spend a lot of time around prostitutes, what does he do with them if he's so sexually frustrated?
To be honest when I first saw Russ on here 4 years ago I felt similar. At an initial glance he seems too sad and pathetic to laugh at. His condition isn't the end of the world, but it is unfortunate and no doubt makes having a social life more difficult. Most people probably do feel bad for Russ when they first see or hear about him.

But once you dig into him a bit more and observe how obscene he can be you can't help but laugh at him. And really, it is the fair way to treat someone like him. As speculated, part of the reason Russ is Russ is because people gave him the special treatment of not laughing and ridiculing his insane behaviour. If Russ didn't have his disability and acted the same way, every single person he came into contact with would rip on him relentlessly. As sad as it is, the k farmers probably treat Russ more like a real human being than anyone else he's met in his life, as we treat him like we would anyone else.
 
It stinks, yeah, but it's not like they're doing it because they like to make customers feel bad, so I don't understand leaving a bad review about it either.
Russ is completely narcissistic so anything that inconveniences him is a crime specifically directed at him for "muh dishability."
 
He runs out the clock talking to them at cracker barrel (or was it the cheesecake factory?). He also goes to strip clubs with a suit and flowers. And when he's not busy with either of those he's ghosting male prostitutes because he's too much of a coward and stuck in the closet. And when he isn't doing THAT he's busy filing frivolous and idiotic lawsuits.
He ran out the clock talking to a bunny ranch hooker at Olive Garden. He hired another hooker and took her to Cheesecake Factory, but that time he complained about having to buy her drinks and only having enough $$$ for a lap dance afterward. He has posted about going to eat at Cracker Barrel, but I don't remember him mentioning any "dates" there (which is what he calls it when he takes a hooker out to eat).
 
Is Dylan just Sharpshooter 2 on an alt account?
Peeking at his post history, this Dylan one seems to have a history of getting on his soapbox and berating thread contributors for expressing empathy, apparently not expressing empathy (in this case), accusing people of armchair psychology on numerous occasions and basically being terminally MATI.

I'm certainly not trying to white-knight SS2 - he was a goon who did his best to shit up this thread with misinformation and fantasy - but he was blissfully slinging his clods of pure WTF from his own planet while Dylan seems to prefer policing people's opinions. I do realise that this is like comparing a kick in the balls to a punch in the balls, mind you.
 
Is Dylan just Sharpshooter 2 on an alt account?
Newp, he's got a few years old account. Which is even stranger because he should fucking well know better by now.

@Dylan (boring ass username btw) read the OP and at least the highlight posts before you post on ANY thread here. If you still think he shouldn't be laughed at after reading the outlandish shit he's done and complete lack of remorse or learning from his mistakes, then it might be time to take your ass to Reddit.
 
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This asshole deserves no sympathy. Let’s not forget he saw a kidnapped child’s abductor, then went online to see if he could haggle a higher reward and didn’t call the police…
I had actually forgotten about that. Thank you for reminding me.

I always forget about this as well, even though it's probably the most heinous thing he's admitted thus-far.
 
The fact that he was trying to walk inside vs going through the drive through further supports the idea that he’s lying about having a drivers license. Most fast food places won’t allow you to walk up to the window. If he had a car he could’ve just gotten back into it and gone through the drive through and likely wouldn’t have left a bad review.
Don't most fast food places do online ordering now with curbside pickup as an option? Sure, you typically have to tell the app what parking space you're in, but I can't imagine they'd really be dicks about you just standing at one of the spots to wait for your order since you have to pay in advance anyway. I could swear I've seen people on bicycles roll up at a local McDonald's and get curbside pickup as well.
 
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