Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Altera]

This might be a bit of a thinker, but I was just wondering about Chris and the law of averages. So, I'm sure a lot of us on here are familiar with certain stories such as Final Fantasy house, and the very existence of these forums proves that there are other people every bit as Cringe as Chrischan. You would think that, out there there must be a girl who simply doesn't see what Chris has been doing all these years as a deal breaker, Dare I say it, you'd have to think that there must be a female out there who is actually attracted to Chris. Like, surely right? I've always thought that really the only thing you absolutely needed to find ANY partner, not a good partner, just one at all, was absolute persistence, and in that one regard, Chris has certainly gone the Extra mile. How is it possible that not a single girl has actually been lured in by Chris? Hes been EVERYWHERE and hes certainly not been hard to reach over the years. You just have to believe some girl would have decided they would bag chris just for the internet clout. (would that even count as clout? is that anticlout?)

What do you guys think? Is Chris really that much of a statistical outlier? Is... there really not a single girl out there who wants what Chris is selling?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

This might be a bit of a thinker, but I was just wondering about Chris and the law of averages. So, I'm sure a lot of us on here are familiar with certain stories such as Final Fantasy house, and the very existence of these forums proves that there are other people every bit as Cringe as Chrischan. You would think that, out there there must be a girl who simply doesn't see what Chris has been doing all these years as a deal breaker, Dare I say it, you'd have to think that there must be a female out there who is actually attracted to Chris. Like, surely right? I've always thought that really the only thing you absolutely needed to find ANY partner, not a good partner, just one at all, was absolute persistence, and in that one regard, Chris has certainly gone the Extra mile. How is it possible that not a single girl has actually been lured in by Chris? Hes been EVERYWHERE and hes certainly not been hard to reach over the years. You just have to believe some girl would have decided they would bag chris just for the internet clout. (would that even count as clout? is that anticlout?)

What do you guys think? Is Chris really that much of a statistical outlier? Is... there really not a single girl out there who wants what Chris is selling?

It’s very unlikely but possible, I remember meeting a girl similarly crazy at a college event but an issue is super autistic people like Chris tend to have sky high standards, like this girl was obsessed with jpop and said she was looking for a Japanese boyfriend who looked like the band members of her favourite band and like Chris are somewhat obnoxious to be around unless you want to talk about their very specific interests, also like Chris they don’t really look after themselves well so are overweight and kind of gross which might put Chris off.

But anyway I think Chris’s best chance to get an autistic girlfriend (Or just a girlfriend in general) would be get into more female centric nerdy things like cosplay or maybe fandoms that are mostly female like Harry Potter.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

This might be a bit of a thinker, but I was just wondering about Chris and the law of averages. So, I'm sure a lot of us on here are familiar with certain stories such as Final Fantasy house, and the very existence of these forums proves that there are other people every bit as Cringe as Chrischan. You would think that, out there there must be a girl who simply doesn't see what Chris has been doing all these years as a deal breaker, Dare I say it, you'd have to think that there must be a female out there who is actually attracted to Chris. Like, surely right? I've always thought that really the only thing you absolutely needed to find ANY partner, not a good partner, just one at all, was absolute persistence, and in that one regard, Chris has certainly gone the Extra mile. How is it possible that not a single girl has actually been lured in by Chris? Hes been EVERYWHERE and hes certainly not been hard to reach over the years. You just have to believe some girl would have decided they would bag chris just for the internet clout. (would that even count as clout? is that anticlout?)

What do you guys think? Is Chris really that much of a statistical outlier? Is... there really not a single girl out there who wants what Chris is selling?

Someone in one of these random discord servers Chris was in (probably a role-playing one) was apparently sending him nude pics of a woman, according to a fellow kiwi here. So a women who was willing to essentially start sexting him is pretty far up there in terms of a serious committed relationship (although it very easily could have been faked for some elaborate joke).

Chris is, to put it bluntly, just a basket case of various psychological and behavioural issues that unless there is a women out there that has one of the most extreme senses of empathy and pity for an autistic fat man-child freakshow, it's highly unlikely he'd ever find a truly loving partner who would love him unconditionally for who he is (deep down he might have come to terms with this, and it probably had something to do with him being married to multiple characters like Mewtwo, Magi-chan and all the rest).

Now I'm not any way experienced in dating expertise, relationship psychotherapy or whatever what you want to call it. But both you and I know that women have standards, and unless this person's standards are absolutely desperate and deplorable, I can't really see any women seriously consider being with him at all, maybe 10-15 years ago he had a chance, but after the monstrosity he's turned into now, I can't see it ever happening to him.

Women won't go looking for clout like that, unless it's a super handsome rich talented celebrity, that's literally not a foreseeable outcome for him at all, unless this women is even twice as more delusional/warped as Chris and is too unusual for nearly every man in her nearby radius (this women would have to be a lolcow herself and on the farms, so would any here fit the bill).

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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Before Chris trooned out, there was plenty of women who said his looks weren't an issue. He could have easily found a partner, likely another slow in the mind. But if he had listened to any of the advice he was given over the years he probably could have ended his love quest without paying for a run away crackhead hooker.

He needed to be involved in programs and socialized with people like him more often. Instead his parents decided it was best for the internet and TV to raise him, and ignore his problems hoping one day he'll just magically become normal.

For example the program where he met wallflower. Of course he destroyed that chance, but if he continued to be involved in programs like that, and got a real life mentor/friend/role model who worked with him, he could be living a rather normal life right now. There's plenty of retards that have romantic relationships, even live together, and are married. But they have people in their lives that work with them, teach them, and socialize them on a regular basis.

Now that Chris has trooned out and become a psychic mystic guru god king, I don't see him getting into a relationship with anything but another degenerate troon who wants to spread his butthole.

 

[LolRaccoon]

I mentioned in the BronyCon 2019 that Chris Chan sat in the row behind me at a panel. I remember that at one point, his phone when off and his ringtone was the Green Hill Theme from Sonic. I wonder if that's still his ringtone.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Someone in one of these random discord servers Chris was in (probably a role-playing one) was apparently sending him nude pics of a woman, according to a fellow kiwi here. So a women who was willing to essentially start sexting him is pretty far up there in terms of a serious committed relationship (although it very easily could have been faked for some elaborate joke).

Chris is, to put it bluntly, just a basket case of various psychological and behavioural issues that unless there is a women out there that has one of the most extreme senses of empathy and pity for an autistic fat man-child freakshow, it's highly unlikely he'd ever find a truly loving partner who would love him unconditionally for who he is (deep down he might have come to terms with this, and it probably had something to do with him being married to multiple characters like Mewtwo, Magi-chan and all the rest).

Now I'm not any way experienced in dating expertise, relationship psychotherapy or whatever what you want to call it. But both you and I know that women have standards, and unless this person's standards are absolutely desperate and deplorable, I can't really see any women seriously consider being with him at all, maybe 10-15 years ago he had a chance, but after the monstrosity he's turned into now, I can't see it ever happening to him.

Women won't go looking for clout like that, unless it's a super handsome rich talented celebrity, that's literally not a foreseeable outcome for him at all, unless this women is even twice as more delusional/warped as Chris and is too unusual for nearly every man in her nearby radius (this women would have to be a lolcow herself and on the farms, so would any here fit the bill).

Exactly, Chris’s main problem isn’t his looks he’s just clearly not emotionally mature enough to have an adult romantic relationship.

From what I can tell his last actual mutual, non troll, close platonic relationship was Megan and Chris hasn’t really matured much since then, it’s possible his autism or whatever else stops him from developing his theory of mind so he’ll never be able to connect to someone in a meaningful way.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

it’s possible his autism or whatever else stops him from developing his theory of mind so he’ll never be able to connect to someone in a meaningful way.

It's just that his idea of relationships, how they form and how they play out, are entirely based on movies and video games. In his mind that's how real life works and nothing you can tell him will change that. So a friend introduces you to someone and then you fall in love have sekz and make babies. If it can't be accomplished in the time it takes for the next commerical break to hit, he's not interested in putting in that amount of work.

 

[Tikbalang]

It's just that his idea of relationships, how they form and how they play out, are entirely based on movies and video games.

The way he act before, I thought he's a dumbass teenager like it was portrayed in adult comedy movies.

 

[Spooky Bones]

You just have to believe some girl would have decided they would bag chris just for the internet clout. (would that even count as clout? is that anticlout?)

110% there is actually more than one girl who would do this and I bet at least one of them doesn't even look all that terrible. Problem is, how is Chris to know she's not a troll? He's developed, rightly and with a lot of pain, a lot of suspicion.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

110% there is actually more than one girl who would do this and I bet at least one of them doesn't even look all that terrible. Problem is, how is Chris to know she's not a troll? He's developed, rightly and with a lot of pain, a lot of suspicion.

They could just show up to his house? I mean they would pretty much have to after all he’s been through and even then, it may not be enough to convince Chris.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

It’s very unlikely but possible, I remember meeting a girl similarly crazy at a college event but an issue is super autistic people like Chris tend to have sky high standards, like this girl was obsessed with jpop and said she was looking for a Japanese boyfriend who looked like the band members of her favourite band and like Chris are somewhat obnoxious to be around unless you want to talk about their very specific interests, also like Chris they don’t really look after themselves well so are overweight and kind of gross which might put Chris off.

But anyway I think Chris’s best chance to get an autistic girlfriend (Or just a girlfriend in general) would be get into more female centric nerdy things like cosplay or maybe fandoms that are mostly female like Harry Potter.

Chris needs to lower his standards for starters. Look for someone more like himself instead of someone way out of his league.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I bet at least one of them doesn't even look all that terrible.

Doubt.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Before Chris trooned out, there was plenty of women who said his looks weren't an issue. He could have easily found a partner, likely another slow in the mind. But if he had listened to any of the advice he was given over the years he probably could have ended his love quest without paying for a run away crackhead hooker.

Exactly, Chris hasn't got an ugly face. It's the obesity, horrendous fashion sense and even worse social skills, all blended in with his massive ego, that make him effectively undateable!

Being ugly never shut people off from dating, Chris's appearance is just a small chunk of debris on a massive pile blocking his way to love!

Chris needs to lower his standards for starters. Look for someone more like himself instead of someone way out of his league.

He's way too entitled to even consider dating another retard.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

They could just show up to his house? I mean they would pretty much have to after all he’s been through and even then, it may not be enough to convince Chris.

The last time there was a group of girls that went to Chris' house, they were prostitutes based on the trolling of Clyde Cash. Knowing Chris, that moment is still etched in his memory, and the moment he'll see that, he'll think it's another trolling attempt.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Exactly, Chris hasn't got an ugly face. It's the obesity, horrendous fashion sense and even worse social skills, all blended in with his massive ego, that make him effectively undateable!

Being ugly never shut people off from dating, Chris's appearance is just a small chunk of debris on a massive pile blocking his way to love!


He's way too entitled to even consider dating another retard.

He's more crazy than retarded these days.

 

[Kosher Dill]

They could just show up to his house?

Like Catherine?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Exactly, Chris hasn't got an ugly face. It's the obesity, horrendous fashion sense and even worse social skills, all blended in with his massive ego, that make him effectively undateable!

Being ugly never shut people off from dating, Chris's appearance is just a small chunk of debris on a massive pile blocking his way to love!


He's way too entitled to even consider dating another retard

Nope. He's hideous

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Although less repugnant when younger, he still looked like a rapist.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

110% there is actually more than one girl who would do this and I bet at least one of them doesn't even look all that terrible. Problem is, how is Chris to know she's not a troll? He's developed, rightly and with a lot of pain, a lot of suspicion.

They could just show up to his house? I mean they would pretty much have to after all he’s been through and even then, it may not be enough to convince Chris.

The last time there was a group of girls that went to Chris' house, they were prostitutes based on the trolling of Clyde Cash. Knowing Chris, that moment is still etched in his memory, and the moment he'll see that, he'll think it's another trolling attempt.

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goodness, that last pic with the birthday cake are some of the rapiest eyes I’ve ever seen.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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It's funny to remember that there was a time when Chris looked kinda normal and could maybe have bagged a fellow autist like the Wallflower, if only he could have stopped himself from being such a raging weirdo around women.

Now, of course, fifteen years of McDonalds, inactivity, self-administered hormones, and delusional thinking have turned him into a potato-headed lardball with a brain that's slowly turning into mush and a heart that will probably explode if he tries to do anything more strenuous than waddling into Sheetz to collect his daily dose of processed junk food. Even the most desperate permavirgins and/or troons would look at him and go "y'know, maybe a life of celibacy isn't so bad after all."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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I swear, given the angle, Chris either looks like Barb, or Bob with a wig. Put sunglasses and a filthy robe, and Chris kind of looks like Lebowski.