Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Seems legal and up to code 🤔
edit: was retarded and didnt check to see if this was already posted
Good lord she is bloody obsessed with the Amish (and with adding onto their folly firetrap of a house). She nearly came when she hired some Amish dude to build her kitchen cabinets, so I imagine she's doing some very godly masturbating with the studs once the Amish leave for the day.

And the Amish aren't going to wire electrical; you'd need Mennonites for that.
 
Uh-oh looks like little Timmy is frustrated that he can't get a date. Clearly the problem isn't him, it's all women. Getting incel vibes on this one.
Someone on Reddit was kind enough to boil this down to a more tolerable four minutes. (archive)

Starts with Tim stumbling through a bible verse, which I'm sure he comprehends. I'm not going to be able to give this nasally illiterate voice my full attention.
He's going to focus on how good it is to not associate with people considered "ungodly." And surely Timothy does not walk among the ungodly, so he's here to share what this verse means.
People don't work hard, they should stand out at their minimum wage job. Said from the family RV Timothy squats in.
"You can never go wrong from having too high a standard, unless it makes you judgmental and makes you interpret the Bible differently from me. Or if you take a Bible verse out of context, which I totally didn't do."
"Can people tell that you're different from everyone else? Can people walk in a store and think, 'oh wow, they're different?'"
Amish and Mennonites all dress the same, so can people tell who is a conservative christian just by looking?
Ladies, do you dress like a slut? Some of my friend's ladies dress like sluts, and I use this judgement to feel better about how perpetually single and miserable I am.
"If a guy's too concerned about how you're dressing or how you look, that does not show good godly character on his side." ???? Retard, which is it??
He's not nonchalant or carefree on if he likes someone, it's about how they dress to grab his initial attention. This poor idiot is talking in circles trying to explain his disdain for casual women's clothing. Someone send this retard some Scholastic books or something.
Wah-wah-wahs about not rushing into marriage. Maybe financially prepare, and consider moving out of your parent's RV where you record embarrassing podcasts.
"Do I succeed all the time? Absolutely not, I fail all the time." Truer words could not be said.
Lordy we're 14 minutes in.
"If a guy is only concerned about how you look and how you're dressed, um, meaning if you're dressing inappropriately, how is he gonna be faithful to you after marriage?" I never understood how Jill's caked-on makeup is considered appropriate or godly.
"This world is getting worse and worse, and um, there are becoming more and more evil people out there. Um, so all the more reason for us as christian to, you to uh, dress better. And um, uhh, just be having that um, higher calling, er higher, higher standards." Please consider donating to your local library.
"If you don't remember anything else from that pahdcast, remember this: You can never go wrong by having a higher standard if you can back it up through scriptures and God's word. Remember that, remember that, please." Tims eyes light up with delight as he delivers what might be his most concise point. It only took him 17 minutes to stumble to this conclusion.
He's so worried about young ladies being trend-chasers. He's an authority on this because he's a guy, and he knows what guys look for.
More struggling to make a point, he doesn't realize that he's just repeating himself. I'm sensing zero prep for this podcast.
Single guy droning about the importance of marriage. And how the church and its members are married to God. I dunno, seems kind of gay to me.
He's still not married, but he just has to trust God. He's not bitter at all.
Just be patient and (oh god we're back to repeating this stupid point) dress with a higher standard, and dress different.
Dealing with lust is harrrddd. Guys have to shut down lustful feeling every single day, and it's so hard.
The way he talks about young ladies almost gives me Chris-Chan vibes.
He reads Proverbs 5. I'm dying. "Sharper than a - s-sharp as a two-edged-ed shord." The Bible's not an easy read by any means, but him stumbling to read aloud what's probably the only book he really reads is just sad.
He proceeds to Proverbs 31 to describe the ideal woman, a "good, godly girl." He reads this chapter a lot lmao.
A fly kisses his face, Beelzebub sends his salutations.
He stumbles through the Bible chapter he supposedly reads all the time, every word proves an obstacle. The only mention of clothing, our standard of judgment, is that she wears purple, tapestry and silk. Ok. This verse seems to be more about how a woman acts, but reading comprehension is hard, I guess. Only eight minutes of this hell remain.
He repeats himself some more. Coughs into hand, gross.
He's still single for a reason. His new business is going great, he's coping just fine, obviously. Holy shit this outro is too long.
Incel cope and seethe.

TL;DW - Tim bumbles and stumbles and displays a weak grasp of the English language to suggest women getting caught up on looks are bad and sad, but if a man judges a woman for showing too much skin, that is good. Tim is single by choice, his standards are high. High standards are a good thing, except when they aren't.
Illiteracy is no joke, please consider donating to your local library. Homeschooling this bad should be considered child neglect.
 
Someone's just upset that Nurie escaped and he looks like an alcoholic Jill with a penis.

I was kinda hoping he was beginning to slip away from the family, acknowledging he's depressed, but he's probably going to be one stuck with Jill forever, right with Kaylee. Kaylee has a better chance of snagging a guy eventually, the girls in the family are cute. Someone on reddit mentioned that he's fallen from grace as the golden child, but I'm like ???? Nurie is clearly the one and only golden child of the older crew. Tessie is the new Nurie of the younger ones, but Tim isn't their age. Was he another golden child before he went to college and failed miserably?

also lol combine that with his older rant against masturbation and porn and you get someone who's upset ankles make him horny.
 
And the Amish aren't going to wire electrical; you'd need Mennonites for that.
It'd be hilarious if she doesn't even know the difference. For the record, an easy way to differentiate between the two is to see what they're wearing.

Amish: Solid black bonnets, or white bonnets and solid color clothing. No designs whatsoever. Amish men (the married ones, that is) will have long beards, but no mustaches. The men will also usually be wearing solid color work shirts, black pants, suspenders.

Mennonites: White opaque bonnets, and patterned clothing. They're allowed to wear plaid, gingham, floral prints, etc. Men are usually clean-shaven regardless of marital status. The men usually just wear straight-up plaid, or solid color shirts that they buy at discount stores, solid dark color pants, and occasionally suspenders. The church they go to usually decides what they're allowed to wear, but this is usually how they look.

Did Jill ever post a picture of the supposed Amish she frequents? I'm curious as to see if they actually are Amish, because looking back at her list of reasons for why she loves them so much, they sort of sound more like Mennonites, and if they are, hoo boy, they and Jill might just be a match made in Hell.
 
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Uh-oh looks like little Timmy is frustrated that he can't get a date. Clearly the problem isn't him, it's all women. Getting incel vibes on this one.
Someone on Reddit was kind enough to boil this down to a more tolerable four minutes. (archive)

Starts with Tim stumbling through a bible verse, which I'm sure he comprehends. I'm not going to be able to give this nasally illiterate voice my full attention.
He's going to focus on how good it is to not associate with people considered "ungodly." And surely Timothy does not walk among the ungodly, so he's here to share what this verse means.
People don't work hard, they should stand out at their minimum wage job. Said from the family RV Timothy squats in.
"You can never go wrong from having too high a standard, unless it makes you judgmental and makes you interpret the Bible differently from me. Or if you take a Bible verse out of context, which I totally didn't do."
"Can people tell that you're different from everyone else? Can people walk in a store and think, 'oh wow, they're different?'"
Amish and Mennonites all dress the same, so can people tell who is a conservative christian just by looking?
Ladies, do you dress like a slut? Some of my friend's ladies dress like sluts, and I use this judgement to feel better about how perpetually single and miserable I am.
"If a guy's too concerned about how you're dressing or how you look, that does not show good godly character on his side." ???? Retard, which is it??
He's not nonchalant or carefree on if he likes someone, it's about how they dress to grab his initial attention. This poor idiot is talking in circles trying to explain his disdain for casual women's clothing. Someone send this retard some Scholastic books or something.
Wah-wah-wahs about not rushing into marriage. Maybe financially prepare, and consider moving out of your parent's RV where you record embarrassing podcasts.
"Do I succeed all the time? Absolutely not, I fail all the time." Truer words could not be said.
Lordy we're 14 minutes in.
"If a guy is only concerned about how you look and how you're dressed, um, meaning if you're dressing inappropriately, how is he gonna be faithful to you after marriage?" I never understood how Jill's caked-on makeup is considered appropriate or godly.
"This world is getting worse and worse, and um, there are becoming more and more evil people out there. Um, so all the more reason for us as christian to, you to uh, dress better. And um, uhh, just be having that um, higher calling, er higher, higher standards." Please consider donating to your local library.
"If you don't remember anything else from that pahdcast, remember this: You can never go wrong by having a higher standard if you can back it up through scriptures and God's word. Remember that, remember that, please." Tims eyes light up with delight as he delivers what might be his most concise point. It only took him 17 minutes to stumble to this conclusion.
He's so worried about young ladies being trend-chasers. He's an authority on this because he's a guy, and he knows what guys look for.
More struggling to make a point, he doesn't realize that he's just repeating himself. I'm sensing zero prep for this podcast.
Single guy droning about the importance of marriage. And how the church and its members are married to God. I dunno, seems kind of gay to me.
He's still not married, but he just has to trust God. He's not bitter at all.
Just be patient and (oh god we're back to repeating this stupid point) dress with a higher standard, and dress different.
Dealing with lust is harrrddd. Guys have to shut down lustful feeling every single day, and it's so hard.
The way he talks about young ladies almost gives me Chris-Chan vibes.
He reads Proverbs 5. I'm dying. "Sharper than a - s-sharp as a two-edged-ed shord." The Bible's not an easy read by any means, but him stumbling to read aloud what's probably the only book he really reads is just sad.
He proceeds to Proverbs 31 to describe the ideal woman, a "good, godly girl." He reads this chapter a lot lmao.
A fly kisses his face, Beelzebub sends his salutations.
He stumbles through the Bible chapter he supposedly reads all the time, every word proves an obstacle. The only mention of clothing, our standard of judgment, is that she wears purple, tapestry and silk. Ok. This verse seems to be more about how a woman acts, but reading comprehension is hard, I guess. Only eight minutes of this hell remain.
He repeats himself some more. Coughs into hand, gross.
He's still single for a reason. His new business is going great, he's coping just fine, obviously. Holy shit this outro is too long.
Incel cope and seethe.

TL;DW - Tim bumbles and stumbles and displays a weak grasp of the English language to suggest women getting caught up on looks are bad and sad, but if a man judges a woman for showing too much skin, that is good. Tim is single by choice, his standards are high. High standards are a good thing, except when they aren't.
Illiteracy is no joke, please consider donating to your local library. Homeschooling this bad should be considered child neglect.
Lol, Timmy's still on Jill's shit list for daring to court a girl mommy didn't hand-pick for him in Wisconsin, followed by his decision years later to take Jill and Kaylee to a monster truck rally because he isn't allowed out on his own any more. And oh, look at this: his "business" is an exact copy of his brother in law's lawn care shtick, because manual labor is all these illiterate quiverfull homeschooled boys are capable of.

He still sounds more queer than a two dollar bill. You have to wonder if he's even into chicks at all. I get a feeling he's familiar with confronting his lust at gas station bathrooms already. His cornfed Wisconsin girl was probably his best chance at escaping mommy's clutches; he won't get another.
 
He's sitting wearing a tie for a podcast and he's talking about dressing in a prideful way or that's displeasing to God. LOL. He's not doing that for GOD'S benefit. It's an attempt to show how GODLY he is. This is fine; Jesus talked about this. If you act in a way that's for the sake of others seeing it, your reward IS other people seeing you. That's it. Same if you're a woman wearing a low cut top. God doesn't punish people for how they dress, but if you're dressing for other people, it's its own reward. Dressing in a way that brings glory to God is its own thing, and I won't sperg about it here because no one curr.

God blesses you if YOU'RE doing good acts, Tim-Tam. Your wife isn't a blessing or a reward for being faithful to God. If you're doing it as an external reward for being good enough, you're acting for the wrong reasons.

What he misses entirely is that if a woman wants a good Christian man's attention, she should serve God and be a moral person. The world is full of beautiful women, and it's not "becoming more evil" rapidly. There are really a lot of not just beautiful women, but GOOD women. The bar for competition is high, and beauty fades pretty fast. This guy is an idiot.
 
God he's so shockingly ugly. I've probably said this recently and I'm sure others have, but every time I see a picture of him it just hits me all over again.
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Lol, Timmy's still on Jill's shit list for daring to court a girl mommy didn't hand-pick for him in Wisconsin, followed by his decision years later to take Jill and Kaylee to a monster truck rally because he isn't allowed out on his own any more. And oh, look at this: his "business" is an exact copy of his brother in law's lawn care shtick, because manual labor is all these illiterate quiverfull homeschooled boys are capable of.

He still sounds more queer than a two dollar bill. You have to wonder if he's even into chicks at all. I get a feeling he's familiar with confronting his lust at gas station bathrooms already. His cornfed Wisconsin girl was probably his best chance at escaping mommy's clutches; he won't get another.
Quiverful men notoriously speak like women because their fathers are largely absent from their lives.
 
Wow he does seem angry

Nurie must be due soon? And this is the first grandchild right. Prepare for even less than the already minimal attention all the other kids get :cry:
Fundamentalist Christians don't really go crazy over grandchildren the same way mainstream Americans do. It's not like Jill and David will be lavishing their grandchild with attention
 
Uh-oh looks like little Timmy is frustrated that he can't get a date. Clearly the problem isn't him, it's all women. Getting incel vibes on this one.
Someone on Reddit was kind enough to boil this down to a more tolerable four minutes. (archive)

Starts with Tim stumbling through a bible verse, which I'm sure he comprehends. I'm not going to be able to give this nasally illiterate voice my full attention.
He's going to focus on how good it is to not associate with people considered "ungodly." And surely Timothy does not walk among the ungodly, so he's here to share what this verse means.
People don't work hard, they should stand out at their minimum wage job. Said from the family RV Timothy squats in.
"You can never go wrong from having too high a standard, unless it makes you judgmental and makes you interpret the Bible differently from me. Or if you take a Bible verse out of context, which I totally didn't do."
"Can people tell that you're different from everyone else? Can people walk in a store and think, 'oh wow, they're different?'"
Amish and Mennonites all dress the same, so can people tell who is a conservative christian just by looking?
Ladies, do you dress like a slut? Some of my friend's ladies dress like sluts, and I use this judgement to feel better about how perpetually single and miserable I am.
"If a guy's too concerned about how you're dressing or how you look, that does not show good godly character on his side." ???? Retard, which is it??
He's not nonchalant or carefree on if he likes someone, it's about how they dress to grab his initial attention. This poor idiot is talking in circles trying to explain his disdain for casual women's clothing. Someone send this retard some Scholastic books or something.
Wah-wah-wahs about not rushing into marriage. Maybe financially prepare, and consider moving out of your parent's RV where you record embarrassing podcasts.
"Do I succeed all the time? Absolutely not, I fail all the time." Truer words could not be said.
Lordy we're 14 minutes in.
"If a guy is only concerned about how you look and how you're dressed, um, meaning if you're dressing inappropriately, how is he gonna be faithful to you after marriage?" I never understood how Jill's caked-on makeup is considered appropriate or godly.
"This world is getting worse and worse, and um, there are becoming more and more evil people out there. Um, so all the more reason for us as christian to, you to uh, dress better. And um, uhh, just be having that um, higher calling, er higher, higher standards." Please consider donating to your local library.
"If you don't remember anything else from that pahdcast, remember this: You can never go wrong by having a higher standard if you can back it up through scriptures and God's word. Remember that, remember that, please." Tims eyes light up with delight as he delivers what might be his most concise point. It only took him 17 minutes to stumble to this conclusion.
He's so worried about young ladies being trend-chasers. He's an authority on this because he's a guy, and he knows what guys look for.
More struggling to make a point, he doesn't realize that he's just repeating himself. I'm sensing zero prep for this podcast.
Single guy droning about the importance of marriage. And how the church and its members are married to God. I dunno, seems kind of gay to me.
He's still not married, but he just has to trust God. He's not bitter at all.
Just be patient and (oh god we're back to repeating this stupid point) dress with a higher standard, and dress different.
Dealing with lust is harrrddd. Guys have to shut down lustful feeling every single day, and it's so hard.
The way he talks about young ladies almost gives me Chris-Chan vibes.
He reads Proverbs 5. I'm dying. "Sharper than a - s-sharp as a two-edged-ed shord." The Bible's not an easy read by any means, but him stumbling to read aloud what's probably the only book he really reads is just sad.
He proceeds to Proverbs 31 to describe the ideal woman, a "good, godly girl." He reads this chapter a lot lmao.
A fly kisses his face, Beelzebub sends his salutations.
He stumbles through the Bible chapter he supposedly reads all the time, every word proves an obstacle. The only mention of clothing, our standard of judgment, is that she wears purple, tapestry and silk. Ok. This verse seems to be more about how a woman acts, but reading comprehension is hard, I guess. Only eight minutes of this hell remain.
He repeats himself some more. Coughs into hand, gross.
He's still single for a reason. His new business is going great, he's coping just fine, obviously. Holy shit this outro is too long.
Incel cope and seethe.

TL;DW - Tim bumbles and stumbles and displays a weak grasp of the English language to suggest women getting caught up on looks are bad and sad, but if a man judges a woman for showing too much skin, that is good. Tim is single by choice, his standards are high. High standards are a good thing, except when they aren't.
Illiteracy is no joke, please consider donating to your local library. Homeschooling this bad should be considered child neglect.
The sad thing we have to remember with these kids is they were very sheltered. Probably little to no social media or television, home school, and the only friends allowed were the same. The parents grinded shit heavily into their heads. He probably thinks if a woman does not dress exactly how mommy says is good they are liars, whores, cheats, ect. It's sad how judgmental they all are.
 
Ah makes sense, probably what happened. For Christians they sure dont give AF about other people's suffering.


Are they grifting the amish for house additions? Please tell me these pieces of shit pay for it right? Wonder if they got the new tax credit early for all the fucking kids and using it to pay?
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Lol, I wonder if the new child income tax credit being doled out in monthly payments starting just this very month had anything to do with suddenly having “the money” to start their addition. I get the idea that all covid tax relief and trump bucks paid for each dependent funded the Barbdominium and print shop BS. Families that have tried the “religious organization” tax dodge made out like bandits with the free Covid subsidies to keep their scams afloat. Free govt money finally made the print shop profitable.
 
Lol, I wonder if the new child income tax credit being doled out in monthly payments starting just this very month had anything to do with suddenly having “the money” to start their addition. I get the idea that all covid tax relief and trump bucks paid for each dependent funded the Barbdominium and print shop BS. Families that have tried the “religious organization” tax dodge made out like bandits with the free Covid subsidies to keep their scams afloat. Free govt money finally made the print shop profitable.
Each kid is 250 each I think under 18, so 2000 extra a month.
 
Jill continues to be a giant racist as she fetishizies the Amish. But what's this? Her work crew uses modern construction equipment, doesn't tyck in their shirts, and don't wear hats?

They're Mennonite, Jill. But hey, just like every brown man besides her own is clearly a Mexican, so to is every man wearing black pants in Ohio an Amish man. They all look alike, who can tell the difference?
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And the architecture is, uh, unique? I'll bet Jilly designed it herself.
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Jill continues to be a giant racist as she fetishizies the Amish. But what's this? Her work crew uses modern construction equipment, doesn't tyck in their shirts, and don't wear hats?

They're Mennonite, Jill. But hey, just like every brown man besides her own is clearly a Mexican, so to is every man wearing black pants in Ohio an Amish man. They all look alike, who can tell the difference?
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And the architecture is, uh, unique? I'll bet Jilly designed it herself.
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Just as I suspected, they actually are Mennonites. :story:

That's fucking hilarious, but also very unfortunate because it makes any intervention from them even less of a possibility. All we can do now is hope that for Jill's children's sake that they're the good kind of Mennonites, and not the crazy, cult-y ones. However, judging from how much Jill gushes about them, there's a really good chance they actually are.
 
They played in a public storm drain ditch.... The water is going pretty fast and it's pretty deep. Young ones in without a life vest. Honestly morons. Plus that water is extremely dirty. Tried linking a video but was not letting me. They even went into the large pipe (I forget what its called).
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