Tom Honks
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They are constantly trying to recreate the magic that was achievement city but what they don’t realize is that era is long over.
Rooster Teeth / Achievement Hunter / Let's Play / Funhaus / Inside Gaming - The company was resurrected.
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DimitryPidarBlyat
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Current AH is like those people that peaked in high-school who are still bragging about those days and trying to recapture them at 35-40 years old.
Druveer
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The drunk pizza vid wasn't that great tbh, the drunk chicken one was good and I copied Jakob's steps. The results were fucking delish. Another fun fact, Alec, who cofounded Offcanny was part of the nudes leak, but he didn't have nearly as much pictures. He left the channel with Jakob claiming he wanted to D/C from the internet and go back to school. Months later, his nudes suddenly got leaked.Offcanny, a youtube channel run by Jakob of Cow Chop has had Trevor and Matt in some videos so I guess they are buddies.
Matt shows up at the end of this one.
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reptile101
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hey cmon now thats not fair
al at least worked a job he hated that killed his soul to provide for a family that hated him that deep down he loved
could you imagine anyone at ah actually being forced to work a real job lol like micheal going back to being an electrician now
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Well that was mind numbing.
-Alfredo, Eric, Michael, Fiona, and some black guy (Ify?) are on this episode
-the podcast opens mid conversation, Michael and Fiona are yelling about something for some reason
-Fiona is ugly and I would not have sex with her
-Michael introduces Fiona as "G4 host and Achievement Hunter" (so she still works at RT?)
-The aforementioned black man might actually be a woman, I do not recognize her (him?) and Michael did not say the person's name very clearly so I have no idea who they are
-Ok she is a woman (it sounds like a woman at least) and she says something about working in sales (why the hell is she on the podcast then?)
-Michael says something and Fiona parrots him while cackling
-Michael insults the audience while begging them to become first members. He again is trying to use Camp Betrayal as a selling point for first membership
-"We're talking about the sloppy toppy"-unidentified black woman
-Alfredo says that Camp Betrayal "was submitted to possibly TV"
-Michael says the black woman's name more clearly, it is Kayla
-The more that Fiona talks the more sure I am that she is legitimately retarded
-They talk at length about filming camp betrayal
-Apparently they filmed aforementioned show at some camping grounds and RT had to pay a fine because they were very loud and were disturbing other campers (who were paying to use the grounds I might add)
-"Well I'm so I'm so sorry, that was we were at A PRODUCTION this is a production" -Fiona, trying to excuse aforementioned incident
-Eric says that the campers that they were bothering were taking wedding photos at the camp grounds
-"There was nothing to do, what were we supposed to be quiet?" -Fiona, admitting that her default state is yelling like a retard for no reason
-Someone tosses something on set, it's a moon ball that plays various AH members saying "MOONBALL!" and other shit when you tap it a certain way. Michael tells the audience that they should buy it and other AH merch
-Fiona says that she was disappointed that she was not asked to record lines for aforementioned product. Michael says that the reason that she did not record lines for this is because she never checks Slack (a workplace communication program for those unaware, RT has been using it for years). Fiona then says that she did not even sign up for slack because she is "teaching them a lesson"
-Fiona says that she used to be on Slack but was removed due to a technical error, she said that she did not bother signing back up because she was upset
-"I got pissed off and I said no, I'm not signing up again. I'm not getting Slack" -Fiona, while crossing her arms like a petulant child
-Fiona says that her being removed from Slack "was a personal attack" but from the way they talk about it she was removed because she had told them that she was leaving RT to go live in LA (whatever happened to that?)
-"Are you heat man? What the hell does that mean?" -Fiona, struggling to understand a simple joke that Michael had just made
-There is an ad read for doordash
-Eric notices that Fiona is starting to sulk. He asks her if she is ok and she says (with a toothy, gum heavy grin) that the conversation triggered her depression. Kayla then suggests that Fiona "take a lexapro"
-Alfredo says that the AH crew hung out outside of work the other day and "got sloppy"
-They talk at length about playing a board game while hanging out, Fiona was more interested in talking about the game than actually playing it
-"Frisbee golf, it's what white guys do" -Kayla
-Michael says that kan jam (some stupid game with frisbees and trash cans) is the same thing as being white (???)
-They talk about kan jam at length, during the conversation Fiona and Kayla keep leaning towards each other for some reason
-"It is a very white activity" -Eric, commenting on kan jam
-"This is 'play it in the park at a walmart' white" -Michael
-"I love slits" -Fiona
-They waffle on about kan jam some more
-Kayla does not know how to pronounce the word thesaurus
-Fiona is very ugly. I hate the faces she makes while laughing/talking
-Fiona says that she loves to take naps and it is common for her to be asleep at 5pm
-There is an ad read for expressVPN (also reminder that every single episode of the podcast opens with an ad for expressVPN)
-Fiona says that she likes to call/facetime Michael but only ever does it when she is drunk and at the club
-Fiona once facetimed Michael while at a gay club, she pointed the phone towards a male stripper and screamed for Michael to look at the man's penis. Fiona was very much pleased by this
-Fiona says that when she facetimes Michael while sloppy drunk and screaming it is not uncommon for him to turn the phone towards his daughter so she can participate in the call
-Kayla talks about some restaurant that used to be a bank and therefore has a bank vault inside that has been converted into a dining area. She goes on to say that she saw a group of men go into the vault but hesitates and says "I'm not going to say what I called them". She later describes them as "19 affluent white men in cowboy hats" and that she found the sight of them walking into the vault to be alarming
-Ky joined the group for aforementioned board game night. At one point Gavin noticed that she was sitting on the couch by herself and was on her phone. He asked her if that is what she usually does at parties, she got very offended and said that the reason that she was not talking to anyone was because she was donating to charity (I guess Meg was doing a charity stream or some shit)
-Fiona says that every time she hangs out with the AH crew she gets sloppy drunk
-Alfredo says that at some point during board game night he put on some rap, which caused Alfredo, Fiona, and Ky to "wrap their hands around the room" (whatever that means), which made Gavin and Jeremy very uncomfortable
-"Um I think Jeremy and Gavin started like, going inside themselves. Like, they were so uncomfortable"-Fiona
-"What's wrong, do you not like bad bitches, is that your fuckin' problem? Do you not like to fuck, is that your fuckin' problem?"-Kayla
-Kayla says that while at a bar she once did 7 shots over the course of 15 minutes
-There is an ad read for honey
-Fiona says that Gavin is "a piece of shit" because he encouraged her to drink some more shots (like 1-2 extra), this is hypocritical because she said minutes prior that she had done the same thing to him the same night (ok it might have been another occasion, it's hard to keep track of this shit)
-Gavin asked Fiona if she would be willing to take a shot out of his anus
-They discuss at length the methodology of taking a shot from Gavin's anus
-Michael says that he loves to pressure Jeremy to drink increasing amounts of alcohol because "he'll always do it"
-Michael tells a story about drunkenly harassing Jeremy at his hotel room. He showed up unannounced and demanded that Jeremy come outside, and then ranted at him via text until he gave in to his demands and came out to talk to him
-Fiona says that she stayed an hour past checkout at her hotel. The hotel staff called her and told her to leave. She was confused as to how the staff knew that she was still in the room and acted indignant about the fact that she was being asked to leave
-They talk at length about Camp Betrayal and it is boring
-Kayla says that Blaine hates women and then Eric says that they forced him (Blaine) to eat a piece of paper (???)
-Michael gets a text from someone telling him to wrap up the podcast (he reads it aloud) and he shills RT'sboring trash carefully curated content and then brings the podcast to a close
-the podcast opens mid conversation, Michael and Fiona are yelling about something for some reason
-Fiona is ugly and I would not have sex with her
-Michael introduces Fiona as "G4 host and Achievement Hunter" (so she still works at RT?)
-The aforementioned black man might actually be a woman, I do not recognize her (him?) and Michael did not say the person's name very clearly so I have no idea who they are
-Ok she is a woman (it sounds like a woman at least) and she says something about working in sales (why the hell is she on the podcast then?)
-Michael says something and Fiona parrots him while cackling
-Michael insults the audience while begging them to become first members. He again is trying to use Camp Betrayal as a selling point for first membership
-"We're talking about the sloppy toppy"-unidentified black woman
-Alfredo says that Camp Betrayal "was submitted to possibly TV"
-Michael says the black woman's name more clearly, it is Kayla
-The more that Fiona talks the more sure I am that she is legitimately retarded
-They talk at length about filming camp betrayal
-Apparently they filmed aforementioned show at some camping grounds and RT had to pay a fine because they were very loud and were disturbing other campers (who were paying to use the grounds I might add)
-"Well I'm so I'm so sorry, that was we were at A PRODUCTION this is a production" -Fiona, trying to excuse aforementioned incident
-Eric says that the campers that they were bothering were taking wedding photos at the camp grounds
-"There was nothing to do, what were we supposed to be quiet?" -Fiona, admitting that her default state is yelling like a retard for no reason
-Someone tosses something on set, it's a moon ball that plays various AH members saying "MOONBALL!" and other shit when you tap it a certain way. Michael tells the audience that they should buy it and other AH merch
-Fiona says that she was disappointed that she was not asked to record lines for aforementioned product. Michael says that the reason that she did not record lines for this is because she never checks Slack (a workplace communication program for those unaware, RT has been using it for years). Fiona then says that she did not even sign up for slack because she is "teaching them a lesson"
-Fiona says that she used to be on Slack but was removed due to a technical error, she said that she did not bother signing back up because she was upset
-"I got pissed off and I said no, I'm not signing up again. I'm not getting Slack" -Fiona, while crossing her arms like a petulant child
-Fiona says that her being removed from Slack "was a personal attack" but from the way they talk about it she was removed because she had told them that she was leaving RT to go live in LA (whatever happened to that?)
-"Are you heat man? What the hell does that mean?" -Fiona, struggling to understand a simple joke that Michael had just made
-There is an ad read for doordash
-Eric notices that Fiona is starting to sulk. He asks her if she is ok and she says (with a toothy, gum heavy grin) that the conversation triggered her depression. Kayla then suggests that Fiona "take a lexapro"
-Alfredo says that the AH crew hung out outside of work the other day and "got sloppy"
-They talk at length about playing a board game while hanging out, Fiona was more interested in talking about the game than actually playing it
-"Frisbee golf, it's what white guys do" -Kayla
-Michael says that kan jam (some stupid game with frisbees and trash cans) is the same thing as being white (???)
-They talk about kan jam at length, during the conversation Fiona and Kayla keep leaning towards each other for some reason
-"It is a very white activity" -Eric, commenting on kan jam
-"This is 'play it in the park at a walmart' white" -Michael
-"I love slits" -Fiona
-They waffle on about kan jam some more
-Kayla does not know how to pronounce the word thesaurus
-Fiona is very ugly. I hate the faces she makes while laughing/talking
-Fiona says that she loves to take naps and it is common for her to be asleep at 5pm
-There is an ad read for expressVPN (also reminder that every single episode of the podcast opens with an ad for expressVPN)
-Fiona says that she likes to call/facetime Michael but only ever does it when she is drunk and at the club
-Fiona once facetimed Michael while at a gay club, she pointed the phone towards a male stripper and screamed for Michael to look at the man's penis. Fiona was very much pleased by this
-Fiona says that when she facetimes Michael while sloppy drunk and screaming it is not uncommon for him to turn the phone towards his daughter so she can participate in the call
-Kayla talks about some restaurant that used to be a bank and therefore has a bank vault inside that has been converted into a dining area. She goes on to say that she saw a group of men go into the vault but hesitates and says "I'm not going to say what I called them". She later describes them as "19 affluent white men in cowboy hats" and that she found the sight of them walking into the vault to be alarming
-Ky joined the group for aforementioned board game night. At one point Gavin noticed that she was sitting on the couch by herself and was on her phone. He asked her if that is what she usually does at parties, she got very offended and said that the reason that she was not talking to anyone was because she was donating to charity (I guess Meg was doing a charity stream or some shit)
-Fiona says that every time she hangs out with the AH crew she gets sloppy drunk
-Alfredo says that at some point during board game night he put on some rap, which caused Alfredo, Fiona, and Ky to "wrap their hands around the room" (whatever that means), which made Gavin and Jeremy very uncomfortable
-"Um I think Jeremy and Gavin started like, going inside themselves. Like, they were so uncomfortable"-Fiona
-"What's wrong, do you not like bad bitches, is that your fuckin' problem? Do you not like to fuck, is that your fuckin' problem?"-Kayla
-Kayla says that while at a bar she once did 7 shots over the course of 15 minutes
-There is an ad read for honey
-Fiona says that Gavin is "a piece of shit" because he encouraged her to drink some more shots (like 1-2 extra), this is hypocritical because she said minutes prior that she had done the same thing to him the same night (ok it might have been another occasion, it's hard to keep track of this shit)
-Gavin asked Fiona if she would be willing to take a shot out of his anus
-They discuss at length the methodology of taking a shot from Gavin's anus
-Michael says that he loves to pressure Jeremy to drink increasing amounts of alcohol because "he'll always do it"
-Michael tells a story about drunkenly harassing Jeremy at his hotel room. He showed up unannounced and demanded that Jeremy come outside, and then ranted at him via text until he gave in to his demands and came out to talk to him
-Fiona says that she stayed an hour past checkout at her hotel. The hotel staff called her and told her to leave. She was confused as to how the staff knew that she was still in the room and acted indignant about the fact that she was being asked to leave
-They talk at length about Camp Betrayal and it is boring
-Kayla says that Blaine hates women and then Eric says that they forced him (Blaine) to eat a piece of paper (???)
-Michael gets a text from someone telling him to wrap up the podcast (he reads it aloud) and he shills RT's
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Michael used to be my favorite AH member but now I think what the fuck is wrong with him?
Random Internet Person
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Michael’s starting to look like Mike Myers in Wayne’s World.
Cactuar King
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Frequent proximity to a rancid goblin like Fiona will do that to you. Its like radiation poisoning.
DimitryPidarBlyat
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What's alarming about that? It's just a group of people walking into a restaurant. God forbid people go out to restaurants. I don't understand how these kinds of people even function in day to day life.
Random Internet Person
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Knowing this crew, the people Kayla saw were probably at least three different types of “undesirable to be purged”.
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I too would be alarmed if I realised the resturant I was at was atcually Ram Ranch.
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Alright, that one actually made me laugh. Maybe it plays out different in the podcast, but in text it sounds like Gavin's subtly telling her to get fucked.
Aaaand we're right back to why it's such a good thing that Jeremy lives on the other side of the fucking continent from these people.
batigol
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I don't know if it's a consequence of reading the summaries as text, but what remains of Achievement Hunter come across as deeply unpleasant people. The sort of background unpleasantness that permeates everything it touches and instils a desire to have a long shower.
Druveer
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What assholes.
Then you cunts should have acted like a professional production and rented out the whole place.
What a fucking idiot.
She's like a retarded child.
No doubt she'd have felt most at home if they robbed a korean run gas station.
Infants do need to nap alot.
What good parenting, exposing you infant child to degeneracy asap.
Ah she's the friend who never participates but gets highly offended if you don't invite her.
It's the RT brand.
What a retarded cunt.
What a faggot.
How far are we from angry lie filled screed from KY on social media whining about someone at RT?
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I was thinking this, too. Did e-fame change these people into the cunts they are or were they always horrible people and e-fame allowed the bile and spite to rise to the surface?
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It was a mistake to get catty women on this podcast.
There is no chemistry here. No chillin' and shootin' craps.
How is this entertaining?
DimitryPidarBlyat
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I think they've always been terrible people, it's just now that we (me at least) notice it. If I was still 14, I probably would have found Michael's behavior funny. Now I find it sad and quite toxic.
Jeremy really needs to quit, him and Gavin are the only ones I actually still like.
Tom Honks
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Probably because most rap songs say nigga every couple words especially the popular songs
Once again when they talk about rap songs they songs they like openly call women whores and sluts that are used for nothing more than sexual gratification
Ahh yes rt the promoter of alcoholism and if you don’t drink you will be mocked and peer pressured into drinking and if that doesn’t do the trick then the sheer overworking will cause you too start
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LecherousGranolaBar
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Kinda always were. Even when I was an uber fan there was stuff I can remember that I just had no idea why anyone would think is funny or would even want to share or remember. Like Geoff telling the story of him pissing in elevators because he thought it was funny. I still remember Rays super loud "WHY?" when Geoff told that story.
I wish I could write those off as being a retarded teen/college kids (Like they were in a good amount of their stories) but that was when they were adults I believe.
I get the feeling Jeremy quit/is on the path to fully quitting for his health more than anything. If the atmosphere today is like it used to be when I watched, then maybe that's part of the reason why Ray ended up quitting as well. Being a teetotaler and everything.
Drinking is fun, don't get me wrong but it seems all of them overdo it entirely and expect you too as well.
Next time: Fully join in. Much funnier that way instead of just being cowards.