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Two shit tweets in one post. Great. Shaun's a faggot trying to distance himself from breadtube and Xanderhals a faggot trying to get into breadtube and be funny. Both are shit creators.
Shaun "I Nice Guy'd a woman so hard she quit her 6-figure job with me" vs. "literally who?" Xanderhal. Who would win?
 
HI Xanderhal.
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You did this. So, get on out of here with you low energy, low intellect attempts of sounding "edgy".
You will always be dumb.
 
Of course, the subcontext of that exchange is that he is a hardcore MILF lover who wants to fuck his mom. That most Breadtubers are porno-heads is amusing to me - do they think porno was allowed in their communist paradise countries? Fuck no. It continues to be illegal in China and Cuba. Furthermore, do they think they allowed weed or other recreational drugs in the Soviet Union? Hell no.
 
Demonmama is easily one of the most frustratingly bad faith debate bros right now. He's not actually that smart and is a big fan of making shit up as he goes. Here's a clip to demonstrate the argumentative abilities of demonmama


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Whoa fat tranny!
Bam -ba- lam!
Fat tranny getting riled!
Bam - ba - lam!
The fat troon gone wild!
Bam - ba - lam!
 
Just when Alex is about to get pushed out by Internet Bread Sports, he cringes himself back into the spotlight, if for a moment.
I'll be watching his career with great interest. I hope Internet Bread Sports continues for a long time to come. A high chance we'll hear the Xan Man drop the n bomb. He's done it before, but do we think he'll get triggered enough to slip up and hard R it on stream?
 
I'll be watching his career with great interest. I hope Internet Bread Sports continues for a long time to come. A high chance we'll hear the Xan Man drop the n bomb. He's done it before, but do we think he'll get triggered enough to slip up and hard R it on stream?
When will the Breadtube Apocalypse stream happen? And if it does, who is their Metokur?
 
If the past week has been any indication it'll probably be Dylan Burns. But he needs to stop being so fucking annoying and just let the content happen.
However I think an even better question is who is going to be the equivalent of Warski vs Tonka?
Haz is a lot like Warski tbh. He's a naturally funny grug brain who likes yelling who's into weird politics but is totally fine admitting to all of that and doesn't feel ashamed. Maybe Vaush is his Tonkasaw. I could see him challenging Haz to a fight or flex-off or something and then chickening out.
 
If the past week has been any indication it'll probably be Dylan Burns. But he needs to stop being so fucking annoying and just let the content happen.
However I think an even better question is who is going to be the equivalent of Warski vs Tonka?
Dylan is more like the Ralph of Breadtube. Boring AF show and always interrupting interesting guests. That could also apply to Warski as well.
 
Was it just me or was Troony Mama doing some hard restless leg syndrome-ing during that little inarticulate meltdown? He looks literally like any number of fat, long-haired fedora tipping nerds I have known throughout the years decided to dye their hair and steal their sister's makeup.
Probably adderall. They've got mental issues and now we know he's quite liberal in his beliefs about diagnosing his own mental illnesses. I think Vaush did (does?) the same thing, in some older streams there is a big prescription pill bottle in the shot. It's not an entirely dumb move—fake it til you make it—but it explains his entire attitude if he was peaking on speed post-debate.

Unfortunately for DemonMama, the speed won't help too much. They were already fucked when they were born with acute fetal alcohol syndrome.

I could see him challenging Haz to a fight or flex-off or something and then chickening out.
Dude, you're nearly a month behind.
 
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