Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

You know what makes my head hurt? Someone who spent ten years as a journalism major who can't spell seventy-two.

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With productivity skyrocketing at Rebellion PAC to these levels, it's a wonder that America - nay, the world - has yet to be instantly transformed into a progressive uni-government.

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
You know what makes my head hurt? Someone who spent ten years as a journalism major who can't spell seventy-two.
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2 videos for 1 like - I'd say that's effort well-spent.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
hehehe those dumb fucking Republican prudes who think that looking at a woman funny constitutes sexual harassment!

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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Ol' "Near Olympic Athlete" Mississippi John has no idea that the first thing I thought of was "Huh, no privacy, guess we better fuck in the bathroom, fuck in the closet, or just say hell with it, drag the mattress on the floor and fuck on that."

Athletes and fucking go together like a Mississippi Wendigo and Pay to Win.

Just picture you're a world class athlete and someone like this tells you they want to ride you like a pommel horse.
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(And you're roughly the same age, for the sake of argument)

Are you telling me that you wouldn't have been kicking in doors to find somewhere to fuck?

Eh, I'm overthinking it. John's just a retard.

And Mary Lou Retton is still the best!
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Everybody knows that Fucking is what Olympic Athletes do, right? The athlete dorms are like the worst Roman Orgy ever. They stock more condoms in the dorms than the US Navy in the Philippine's.

As for MaryLou. You could never escape the fear/hope that sticking your dick in her nether regions would be much akin to sticking it in Bear Trap or piece of industrial machinery. She could Crush Man's Skull with Thighs.
A Gay Retard said:
This is allegedly a "hoax" article and the beds are sturdy enough for fucking, although we all know the Japs hate people fucking regardless. The cardboard bed would be a worry for somebody like John regardless as I wonder if it could accommodate the frame of a 7 foot tall adult man. He'd do great in the women's basketball and volleyball events, at least. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/athle...board-beds-at-olympic-games-amid-covid.95486/


Funny how mass shootings tend to occur exclusively in places where the only armed person is the mass shooter. It's almost as if soft targets make the best targets, while an armed society is a polite society.
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I'm not sure a valid case could be made for the Japanese hating Fucking. At least not historically. Their army quite literally raped every single man, woman, child and livestock animal larger than a small chicken in China. Twice! Well maybe only once for the chickens. Granted the modern Japanese Male may be less into it since they discovered the internet and porn.
Peace and Harmony said:
With productivity skyrocketing at Rebellion PAC to these levels, it's a wonder that America - nay, the world - has yet to be instantly transformed into a progressive uni-government.

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2 videos for 1 like - I'd say that's effort well-spent.
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Wu's never actually seen a '95 stock, non 'GT" Mustang, have they?
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
You know what makes my head hurt? Someone who spent ten years as a journalism major who can't spell seventy-two.

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Was it ever confirmed that there were ad buys last year? I know she PERSONALLY AUTHORIZED the MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF DONATIONs for some canidates but most of the money in the FEC documents show way more money being spent on producing them

Reminder though; the FEC disclosures for the first half of 2021 are due July 31. Should be a fun read.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
I'm not sure a valid case could be made for the Japanese hating Fucking. At least not historically. Their army quite literally raped every single man, woman, child and livestock animal larger than a small chicken in China. Twice! Well maybe only once for the chickens. Granted the modern Japanese Male may be less into it since they discovered the internet and porn.
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• Businesses Affecting Public Morals Regulation Act of 1948
• You can't depict a cartoon penis without pixelating it (I actually like this one)
• People have to resort to visiting love hotels to have sex with their partner (this is complicated by the aforementioned BAPMRA)
• The birthrate is declining rapidly
• Those "herbivore men" you hear about refusing to try to fuck at all
• Lots of weird anger and fetishes in Japanese culture and pornography as a result of sexual repression. The west sure didn't come up with tentacle porn.

Japan does require transaboos like John to actually be sterilized via GRS to change the gender on their ID though, which is pretty based.
 
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MyOtherNicknameIsAPun said:
Out of all lies told by Bri the "I read two books" is one of the least believable. I can't just imagine Bribri spending 4-8h quailetly, studding the text. And no, "I put an audiobook in background while I beat Frank is pinball" is not actually reading.
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It's hilarious that the very next screencap our dutiful corgi posted is yet another instance of John tweeting about another audiobook he bought (with Frank's money). Doubly so that it's one of Chunk Windbag's literary abortions.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Faggots sucking off faggots.

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Gee thank goodness John made the conscious decision a long time ago to be a """""""non-parent""""""".

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A cow crossover that made me just pop a blood vessel in my eye.

According to the ad copy this “masterpiece of literary horror” (trying way too hard, Penguin. You already got Chuck’s pay pigs’ money) is about a family that returns to their hometown to confront “the dark past that haunts them still.”

Maybe this all hits too close to home, and its not laziness and stupidity but fear of confronting his phantom dick that will lead John to never read this book.
 
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taintmisbehavin said:
trying way too hard, Penguin. You already got Chuck’s pay pigs’ money
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Wait, wait, wait. Penguin is publishing Chuck? I guess we live in a world where publishers want to publish people who are "brands" and come with build-in audience. Still, yuck.

:c
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Sadly John is too retarded to be a Chinese asset. However, he does let a Chinese man thrust his micropenis into his ass while both bray like donkeys.

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Yes because all white people are morally impervious to bribery attempts, only the filthy noodle-niggers would some to that.
 
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