Gross Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

I experienced a dream last night. I was looking for Kiwi Farms as if KF was a physical place. Wandered around in a maze of streets, shopping malls and hotels in a surroundings that were like an amalgam of major European cities, familiar yet unspecific. Thinking maybe KF was located underground I looked for manholes as a possible path there. And so I came across a park where I noticed Brittany Venti sitting on a grass surrounded by a dozen or so of her fans, young men who looked exactly as you’d imagine her followers to look like. I figured that Brittany surely is familiar with KF and went to ask her if she knows the way. She seemed to be in a good mood but as soon as I mentioned Kiwi Farms her expression turned sour and she didn’t say anything after that. The oldest looking one of her fans, a balding fat guy with a beard in his mid-to-late 30s, said that he is familiar with the Kiwi Farms and might know where to find it. All the guys there joined me in the quest to find the KF and Brittany just somehow disappeared somewhere. We ended up in a hotel room where there was a safe on the wall, a prospective gateway. It seemed big enough to crawl through but it was locked. Like in videogames, a screen popped up in the air to lock pick the lock but instead of actual lockpicking minigame it was like a weird quiz that was incomprehensible to me, so I took a step back and let the beardy fat guy take the charge of opening the safe. There happened to be a lathe in the corner of the room. One of the Venti fans, a twinky looking blond guy probably in his late teens, decided to climb on top of it and assume a horse riding position. Next to the lathe was a woman exercising on a leg press type of a device. This woman kinda looked like Brittany Venti except she was older, in her 50s at least. The woman seemingly (genuinely) accidentally switched the lathe on somehow and the twinky guy started to spin. He did not get gored, but because the lathe was right next to a wall, he smashed against the wall numerous times. As this was occurring the woman didn’t react to it at all. Didn’t turn her head in the slightest even though we were gesturing and urging her to turn the machine off. I soon stepped in and pressed the red emergency stop button. Borderline unconscious the poor guy had a bloodied face and looked like he was about to cry. We didn’t say anything but everyone was looking at the woman and clearly judging her, she just looked offended and disgusted. I woke up as I was about to call an ambulance for the bloody twink.
 
Ah.. Abstainy Venti and her relationship woes. It seems to be all her content lately. But hey! She can't stop yapping about it wherever she shows up and will likely continue doing so until she meets some zero-libido ultra loyal cuck in Texas in a couple of months. So here's some more Venti-takes!

Now I thought she already learned her lesson after Mason, but now she claims that she has been living with all of her ex-BF's, including "Chubby-Chud" and "Buff-Bro":

Kudos to Venti for keeping her last BF hidden from her simps so well. Did she sedate him with chloroform and lock him in a closet whenever she streamed? Was he even allowed to own stuff, because her current apartment never really looked like a dude was living there. Unless that large midi-keyboard-prop that suddenly disappeared from her streaming-room was his all along.

I already suspected the poor humiliated fool wasn't banging her much and apparently Venti has already been abstaining for a full year:

So instead of being a sex-toy he quickly got demoted to a breathing body-pillow. But being the loyal dog that he was, he decided to stay another 10 months with her anyway, until he was fed up and fled.
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And if you thought it was the bible that convinced her born-again-super-devout-catholic friend Jessix to abstain, guess again! It was her Holiness Saint Venti herself:

She had a more specific tweet about it mentioning Jessix by name, but she already deleted it. I'm sure Mister Jessix appreciates who was responsible for (temporarily) killing his sex-life.

Venti, being so convinced that eliminating all sexuality from her life will magically summon the perfect husband, even stopped rubbing her knob:

So much for her "have you seen my digit-ratio, I'm high test!"-claims. I'm starting to doubt this girl has much of a libido at all.

This whole caption in her video-thumbnail, "I stopped doing what no longer served me" makes me scratch my head. Ideally sex is mutually beneficial and extremely enjoyable, why the hell does it need to "serve" her beyond that? Is she just that manipulative or were none of her fools able to hit the spot? With this amount of self-sabotage a furball-filled-future is an absolute guarantee!
 
I experienced a dream last night. I was looking for Kiwi Farms as if KF was a physical place. Wandered around in a maze of streets, shopping malls and hotels in a surroundings that were like an amalgam of major European cities, familiar yet unspecific. Thinking maybe KF was located underground I looked for manholes as a possible path there. And so I came across a park where I noticed Brittany Venti sitting on a grass surrounded by a dozen or so of her fans, young men who looked exactly as you’d imagine her followers to look like. I figured that Brittany surely is familiar with KF and went to ask her if she knows the way. She seemed to be in a good mood but as soon as I mentioned Kiwi Farms her expression turned sour and she didn’t say anything after that. The oldest looking one of her fans, a balding fat guy with a beard in his mid-to-late 30s, said that he is familiar with the Kiwi Farms and might know where to find it. All the guys there joined me in the quest to find the KF and Brittany just somehow disappeared somewhere. We ended up in a hotel room where there was a safe on the wall, a prospective gateway. It seemed big enough to crawl through but it was locked. Like in videogames, a screen popped up in the air to lock pick the lock but instead of actual lockpicking minigame it was like a weird quiz that was incomprehensible to me, so I took a step back and let the beardy fat guy take the charge of opening the safe. There happened to be a lathe in the corner of the room. One of the Venti fans, a twinky looking blond guy probably in his late teens, decided to climb on top of it and assume a horse riding position. Next to the lathe was a woman exercising on a leg press type of a device. This woman kinda looked like Brittany Venti except she was older, in her 50s at least. The woman seemingly (genuinely) accidentally switched the lathe on somehow and the twinky guy started to spin. He did not get gored, but because the lathe was right next to a wall, he smashed against the wall numerous times. As this was occurring the woman didn’t react to it at all. Didn’t turn her head in the slightest even though we were gesturing and urging her to turn the machine off. I soon stepped in and pressed the red emergency stop button. Borderline unconscious the poor guy had a bloodied face and looked like he was about to cry. We didn’t say anything but everyone was looking at the woman and clearly judging her, she just looked offended and disgusted. I woke up as I was about to call an ambulance for the bloody twink.
Excellent. Don't be surprised to see this in greentext format on 4chan if I ever get unbanned.
 
I seem to be the only one who forgot that the Venti of circa 2016 no longer exists. If I post anything even remotely mocking her, all of her simps get angry and jump to her defense. It used to be that even her fans and donators would get a kick out of that humor, not to mention Brittany herself. Now it's just a bubble consisting of humorless, circle-jerking, Brittany-worship. I'm curious to see where this is all going, since she has no real skills, education or talent of any sort. I assume her end-game is marriage, but if that doesn't happen soon, it's going to get pretty ugly.
 
I seem to be the only one who forgot that the Venti of circa 2016 no longer exists.
I try to shitpost too, but I can't be bothered half the time. The streams seem so slow. Most of the /pol/ types have left and the majority of her fans are redditors now who just want to have her acknowledge them, like no shit you're attracted to her but at least spam milk or something rather than 'omg ur so pretty'. I don't know she doesn't just go back to streaming a game and sperging out when she's terrible which will encourage the chat to take the piss out of her.
 
Ah.. Abstainy Venti and her relationship woes. It seems to be all her content lately. But hey! She can't stop yapping about it wherever she shows up and will likely continue doing so until she meets some zero-libido ultra loyal cuck in Texas in a couple of months. So here's some more Venti-takes!

Now I thought she already learned her lesson after Mason, but now she claims that she has been living with all of her ex-BF's, including "Chubby-Chud" and "Buff-Bro":
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Kudos to Venti for keeping her last BF hidden from her simps so well. Did she sedate him with chloroform and lock him in a closet whenever she streamed? Was he even allowed to own stuff, because her current apartment never really looked like a dude was living there. Unless that large midi-keyboard-prop that suddenly disappeared from her streaming-room was his all along.

I already suspected the poor humiliated fool wasn't banging her much and apparently Venti has already been abstaining for a full year:
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So instead of being a sex-toy he quickly got demoted to a breathing body-pillow. But being the loyal dog that he was, he decided to stay another 10 months with her anyway, until he was fed up and fled.
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And if you thought it was the bible that convinced her born-again-super-devout-catholic friend Jessix to abstain, guess again! It was her Holiness Saint Venti herself:
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She had a more specific tweet about it mentioning Jessix by name, but she already deleted it. I'm sure Mister Jessix appreciates who was responsible for (temporarily) killing his sex-life.

Venti, being so convinced that eliminating all sexuality from her life will magically summon the perfect husband, even stopped rubbing her knob:
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So much for her "have you seen my digit-ratio, I'm high test!"-claims. I'm starting to doubt this girl has much of a libido at all.

This whole caption in her video-thumbnail, "I stopped doing what no longer served me" makes me scratch my head. Ideally sex is mutually beneficial and extremely enjoyable, why the hell does it need to "serve" her beyond that? Is she just that manipulative or were none of her fools able to hit the spot? With this amount of self-sabotage a furball-filled-future is an absolute guarantee!
She is basically blackmailing her future boyfriends (of which there will be many) into marrying her as quickly as possible, all for a crumb of pussy. You should marry when the time is right, not because the guy is desperate to have sex with you and has blue balls the size of Jupiter.

In her video she said it’s ok if you slip up and have sex as long as you try to abstain afterwards, what’s the point? It’s already another number on your body count. He will leave after he’s had what he wants if you try pull that crap.

As I said before, only the biggest of cucks would go along with it and certainly not any high test chads which she so desperately wants.
 
A bit late but I had to call something out. In her anti porn saga she said guys need to find a girlfriend to relieve their sexual desires and she knows it's not that easy as just finding a girl but guys should put some effort into it. Now, she is abstaining, so what is it Venti, are guys supposed to have sex with their girlfriends or jerk off to porn? Seems like her ideal world is a tad bit dysfunctional.
This whole caption in her video-thumbnail, "I stopped doing what no longer served me" makes me scratch my head. Ideally sex is mutually beneficial and extremely enjoyable, why the hell does it need to "serve" her beyond that? Is she just that manipulative or were none of her fools able to hit the spot? With this amount of self-sabotage a furball-filled-future is an absolute guarantee!
From the sound of it Venti has gone full Female Dating Strategy. Your 'dysfunctional' is her leverage. The average man values sex more than the average woman does (for a bunch of reasons). To an FDS type that should give women the ability to demand more of men while offering less themselves. For example Brittany wants a trad chad while being a mentally unwell Egirl. FDS hates porn and prostitutes not (just) for the traditional feminist reasons of exploitation but because it make sex 'cheap' and undermines women's collective bargaining power. What Venti is trying to do here isn't new, in fact it echoes standard courtship procedure in between the 50 sheep=1 woman era and the invention of the Pill. But its 2021 and even if Brittany won't put out for her High Value Man he can easily find another woman who will.
 
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The average man values sex more than the average woman does (for a bunch of reasons).
Precisely. It's biological. From an evolutionary standpoint there is a clear and necessary reason for the difference in gender sex drive.

I think what we have here is Venti is becoming more and more desperate because her clock is ticking. Demanding abstinence in a relationship, by a non-virgin girl, is always a last resort hail mary pass. Always.

The real question for Brittany is this: What are you offering this ideal man that makes you so special? You've had 4 "ideal" men previously and they each ran.
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me four times, shame on me."
 
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She seems like a really lost individual. All these musings and rants dont seem genuine or thought through. Arm chair psychology here but to me it seems like shes looking for a relationship to fix her life, instead of doing that herself, which always leads to problems. Maybe take the time to self reflect and try to address your problems, then when you are right start pursuing a relationship. A lot of guys do this too, they think their insecurities and issues are fixed when you have sex or enter a relationship.

The fixation on anti-porn and abstaining is odd too. Women definitely do not have the same sex drive as men (With men its constant hornyness, women sort of have phases of horniness, usually not daily consistently). Whatever the case, people have needs and sexual release can help with stress, anger, and anxiety. Its one of the reasons I think nofap is bullshit. IF you are not having sex you need some release, otherwise it builds and you are on edge way more often and anxious, trouble sleeping, etc.

She seems like a decent person, worlds apart from some of the lolcows here, and is fairly attractive, despite what you might think from these weird sperg outs on her appearance in this thread. She really needs to fix herself first, then try to pursue a partner. Life comes into focus much clearer when you know yourself and know what you want.
 
She seems like a decent person, worlds apart from some of the lolcows here, and is fairly attractive, despite what you might think from these weird sperg outs on her appearance in this thread. She really needs to fix herself first, then try to pursue a partner. Life comes into focus much clearer when you know yourself and know what you want.
Was gonna come in here to say this. It's fun to dunk on her for being a young idiot who says dumb things, and all her hypocrisy in tearing down other e-girls while playing to the same tropes is similarly amusing.

But-and hopefully this changes since her thread was placed in Beauty Parlor-all the autistic sperging over eggs and her clock ticking just reinforces why she's being such a nonce right now. This woman is deeply insecure and lacks a sense of self; she substitutes it with a sort of dysfunctional social script she's adopted from the incel/redpill/"alt-right" side of the Internet that she panders towards. Letting socially maladjusted men, many of whom are trad LARPers themselves, dictate the course of your life and behavior is foolish.

Brittany needs to get off the Internet, do some soul searching and find what it really is in life that she wants. She also needs to learn how to take care of herself on a basic level, hygiene, cleanliness, cooking, saving/investing, emotional regulation, etc. Getting with a man out of desperation now will only lead to disaster later. Even if she manages to lock him down and have his babies she's just paving the road for a future divorce and a dysfunctional family in the future. Contrary to what a lot of spergs think, reproduction at any cost is not a noble goal. That's what mass-produces the BPD headcases you see on this side of the Farms.
 
She seems like a really lost individual. All these musings and rants dont seem genuine or thought through. Arm chair psychology here but to me it seems like shes looking for a relationship to fix her life, instead of doing that herself, which always leads to problems. Maybe take the time to self reflect and try to address your problems, then when you are right start pursuing a relationship. A lot of guys do this too, they think their insecurities and issues are fixed when you have sex or enter a relationship.

The fixation on anti-porn and abstaining is odd too. Women definitely do not have the same sex drive as men (With men its constant hornyness, women sort of have phases of horniness, usually not daily consistently). Whatever the case, people have needs and sexual release can help with stress, anger, and anxiety. Its one of the reasons I think nofap is bullshit. IF you are not having sex you need some release, otherwise it builds and you are on edge way more often and anxious, trouble sleeping, etc.

She seems like a decent person, worlds apart from some of the lolcows here, and is fairly attractive, despite what you might think from these weird sperg outs on her appearance in this thread. She really needs to fix herself first, then try to pursue a partner. Life comes into focus much clearer when you know yourself and know what you want.
She's lolcow by virtue of just constantly finding & inserting herself into drama. You're right that she's definitely not a regular lolcow which more or less is a human fucking trainwreck. She has a good shot at having a decent life which is not something I can say about most Lolcows.

The sad thing is your basic self help advice which I'm sure she's heard many times before will not be taken into consideration. She clearly lives off the validation of getting attention from Simps. If she didn't she wouldn't continue posting PG photos of herself on Twitter so that she can get replies from Twitter Coomers going "WOW BABY YOU'RE MY TYPE OF MOCHA!"
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Personally I have no objection to Brittany, she says stupid shit on Online but so do all of us. She's made me laugh when she showed that Rod Breslau is a total fucking sperg when trying to seek pussy. Personally I wish her well, I agree she should at the very least take a sabbatical from the internet and work towards seeking happiness which she won't find by reading comments from strangers.
 

Relationship Incompatibilty & Recognising it early on. 23 mins of Brittles, um, rambling on basically. She claims to like being touched a lot. (Insert joke about her being touched in the head here).

I look forward to her video on the subject: Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
 

Relationship Incompatibilty & Recognising it early on. 23 mins of Brittles, um, rambling on basically. She claims to like being touched a lot. (Insert joke about her being touched in the head here).

I look forward to her video on the subject: Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What next? Eugenia Cooney makes a video on competitive eating?

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It's amusing that Venti is veering into this "red pilled life coach" angle. She probably knows she's not any good at it, but it's a matter of demand: the audience she preys upon is desperate for direction. In another epoch they would binge on self help books to similarly little avail, but today they tune in wide-eyed to life advice videos made by such red pilled luminaries as Sam Hyde and Brittany Venti.

An intriguing aspect of her advice seems to be that most/all of it is related to sex somehow? It is kind of like when women try to write their own stand up comedy, and it ends up being 100% sex-related jokes.
The only thing she's done that I enjoyed was when she canceled that hook-nosed "journalist" Slasher. Brittany, if you're obsessively reading these threads about yourself (let's be honest, you are,) please seduce and cancel more Jewish journos.
 
Its one of the reasons I think nofap is bullshit. IF you are not having sex you need some release, otherwise it builds and you are on edge way more often and anxious, trouble sleeping, etc.

There are plenty of reasons why men choose not to fap, and I've listened to a lot of redpill/MGTOW as background noise. When men release their sexual energy, that edge you mentioned, whether it's through jerking off or hooking up, they can become lethargic about pursuing a relationship. Cooming decreases the drive for reproduction, the kind which led our male ancestors to sire offspring, investing and raising them to adulthood. Fapping has contributed to the declining birthrate from Japan to the US.


She seems like a decent person, worlds apart from some of the lolcows here

What exactly is your metric for a decent person? Brittany has spouted plenty of hate towards others over the years.

and is fairly attractive, despite what you might think from these weird sperg outs on her appearance in this thread.

What do you consider attractive? Someone said, and it might've been in this thread, that they only care about big tits. I think it's pitiful in a cuckish sort of way the mental gymnastics guys are willing to perform to boost some chick's ego, to convince her she's beautiful in her own way and to ignore the haters. The same chick that demands a high value man in better physical and financial condition than herself. You're doing no woman any favors by allowing her to believe she deserves more than she's worth.
 
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Relationship Incompatibilty & Recognising it early on. 23 mins of Brittles, um, rambling on basically.
So, in this video she's just spilling all the beans now. Cryptically talking even more about her most recent breakup, her miserable sex-life and the disaster that was Mason.. again! While also talking about her own desires and expectations, only to show her viewers how insecure and impossible to please she is.

Now this wasn't the worst Venti-advice-video, a tiny bit of self-reflection and maybe she prevented one of her 8 female viewers who is even more naive than her from making a mistake or two. What baffles me about these e-celebs is how they, understandably, claim they deserve a private life, but then proceed to share every little embarrassing detail about their lives eventually anyway.
It's always dubious to assume you know so much about an internet personality
Arm chair psychology here
So even though we might be making judgement errors here and there, it's getting so easy to see the patterns and connect all the dots with all this voluntary info dumping they do.
 
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