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Hold on, buddy. Did you talk to your therapist about it?

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It still blows my mind that Phil is slowly plodding through not one, but TWO decade-old RPGs, especially after burning a thousand dollars on new technology he insisted was necessary for the stream. And Danganronpa.
Man, I know DSP is the Twilight Zone of game streaming, but it feels like we’ve been in the same exact place for the past six months or so, begging and all. And it’s just gonna keep going for the rest of the summer. Phil really sees no issue with how fucking long it takes him to get through shit, too.
 
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It's just devolved into letting Dean take care of absolutely everything and WHUDDOIDO WHEREDOIGO. He's lucking out with how Dean positions himself, too. Normally, he'd get swarmed and squashed fairly quick, but the ghost people seem to have a lot of trouble pathfinding. Also, quick reminder to Goken that you showed up at DDM's and everyone promptly called you a cucked, retarded faggot. I don't think anyone's going to have any trouble telling you this through any channel, including IRL.

Plus, you missed your chance to say you'd rock bottom us or someting equally faggoty and Phil-like, dude, cuhman. Get with the program already. When you're being an internet tough guy, you gotta threaten us with gay wrasslin' moves like your pigroach master.

EDIT: Deflecting allegations about drinking. Supposedly, he doesn't drink while on the job at all. Once a year, special holiday event, that's it. He knows better than to show up drunk. This is in direct contradiction with how he gets margaritas with his meals during his break, or how he enjoys many types of different drinks, not just gin and tonics, like rum and coke and vodka mixers! Then he shows up later sloshed and slurring his words. It's whatever, at this point. You could tell him that his name is Phil and he'd try to weasel his way out of that one. Guy's lying just to lie. It's odd that he used the whole "Sad, but loaded alcoholic" shtick on Khet, he kept drinking anyway, but is now trying to downplay his alcoholism for the stream. Does he legit care more about what we and the dentheads think than what Khet does? Nice healthy adult marriage ya got over there, Phil.
 
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Dsp gets paid in super chats tomorrow yes no? I refuse to beleive that since his beg a thon just over 2 weeks ago or whatever that every single dime of tips he's made for 14 days straight has gone to Bill's!? No one on this fucking planet has Bill's to pay for 14 days straight! It's retarded to point out but, Phil just loves money, he has a huge spending and not saving problem. He has to be cashing out every night and blowing it all by 3:30pm EST every day. He truly is a last minute to do anything type of person. They are not cutting his electricity, water, internet or cable or turning off cell phone or kicking him out of his home for being at least day late to pay these things. He just loves money and it's sickening. Every day before his 1 day off he expects a huge push cause he's already blown the thousands he's made 1 week prior. This is not a mature adult life, Phil. Especially with a 2 adult household.
 
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Poo Twister said:
What do we know about Swagginz? I've seen him pop up as a sock user from time to time. I'm not doubting that he's a pig fancier, but do we have any actual evidence?
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IMO I think any whale that has cashed out on dsp in the beginning before they were mods or regardless, his whales catch enough shit from trolls and dsp blatantly telling his viewers to hide their identities if they're gonna tip so I don't think it's a stretch that most whales will still tip but also use a sock as well to.
 
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It hasn't yet, I was hoping to start it up.
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I've been using it for a while. One of my buddies said it one day and it was the funniest thing I've ever heard. No idea why. It even became semi-popular on an obscure shitty game I play from a copypasta. Good to run across it in the wild.

Side-note: Glad to see you aren't dead.
 
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