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That's way beyond chonky, he's morbidly obese.
I bet Chris picked them up and threw them across the room in a tard rage all those times he was catfished or blocked on the Internet.
Snoopy has died
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Snoopy could only move his front legs, had to drag the back ones.
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Why is it that whenever Chris is a direct or indirect cause of something bad happening to one of his pets, it's either written off by his keepers as an issue the animal always had, or "it's a common situation pet-owners have"?
Yeah, sometimes Chris has a genuinely disturbing lack of empathy or understanding of what his lack of responsibility does to the creatures forced to co-exist with him at 14BC. I'm sure when Barb ultimately passes, he'll be more concerned about his livelihood being disrupted, but in that case I can give him a pass for barely giving a fuck about her beyond that. With animals though? Unlike Barb, who saw Chris as a burden or another tool for her to order about, his pets unconditionally loved him (with a few major exceptions, but still). When you own a pet, you are their entire world. When they are deprived of the affection and attention they need to be healthy, it's like a form of emotional abuse. Yeah maybe I'm being a melodramatic shithead but I just can't stand what he's done to those poor cats and dogs over the years- lack of understanding due to his low-functioning brain is not an excuse. I know 5 year olds who are more responsible pet owners. I know 5 year old with autism who are more responsible pet owners. I know adults with downs syndrome who are more responsible pet owners.
He just got $5k handed to him for a con, and apparently THAT was the biggest concern on his mind as opposed to a dying dog who needed proper medical care and surgery at the very least.
Yeah, sometimes Chris has a genuinely disturbing lack of empathy or understanding of what his lack of responsibility does to the creatures forced to co-exist with him at 14BC. I'm sure when Barb ultimately passes, he'll be more concerned about his livelihood being disrupted, but in that case I can give him a pass for barely giving a fuck about her beyond that. With animals though? Unlike Barb, who saw Chris as a burden or another tool for her to order about, his pets unconditionally loved him (with a few major exceptions, but still). When you own a pet, you are their entire world. When they are deprived of the affection and attention they need to be healthy, it's like a form of emotional abuse. Yeah maybe I'm being a melodramatic shithead but I just can't stand what he's done to those poor cats and dogs over the years- lack of understanding due to his low-functioning brain is not an excuse. I know 5 year olds who are more responsible pet owners. I know 5 year old with autism who are more responsible pet owners. I know adults with downs syndrome who are more responsible pet owners.
He just got $5k handed to him for a con, and apparently THAT was the biggest concern on his mind as opposed to a dying dog who needed proper medical care and surgery at the very least.
I guess it's a knee-jerk reaction developed from deflecting Chris from weens and a-logs.
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Can't wait to meet the next unfortunate animal doomed to die in the hoard.
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Chris cares more about the smelly rocks around his neck than he does any of his pets.
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We already know barbs life story
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That, and I guess some people think, "it could be worse." It could be worse, but that doesn't make it good to begin with - that doesn't give Chris/Barb the excuse to not care for their pets. The Chandlers have had years to get their backyard fence fixed but they choose not to, cuz they're fuckin' lazy.
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The way they handled the cat getting hit by a car seems to point to that.
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Hell even Pollo probably could have lived longer from just what I suspect was a mold infection.
Sorbet was in actual pain though the entire time and it’s actually pretty sad. Getting run over and dying a slow, painful death. And now he’s completely out of Chris’ mind unless you bring him up. Snoopy will be a footnote unless Chris decides to draw him.
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really says a lot about lardass when he yells at them to shut up and then does god knows what to them. Personally i always saw chris as kicking them around not realizing how bad that is for dogs, he really does come off as that vile a person. A dumb as hell lumoix who may be fat and unhealthy but has just enough strength to kick his dogs around because they interrupted his sperging session.
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Not to mention dying in a fire caused by hoarding.
Kind and empathetic "goddess" my ass.
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Poor Scamper…. He was genuinely afraid it seems.
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chris obviously sodomized snoopy to death, frustrated by both the dogs' constant baying and his inability to trap a woman who can or cannot see through his lies
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rest easy boy
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I don't feel anyone has properly a-logged.
So while I expressed my feelings before, I present to you.
GOOD CHRIS IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND I'M SO GLAD HIS DOG DIED I CANT PICTURE HOW FUNNY IT WAS HE HAD TO SEE A DEAD PET BARB IS A WHORE AND I WANT TO ANAL RAPE HER WHILE CHRIS WATCHES ILL DIG PATTI UP AND STUFF THE BONES IN HER CUNT FOR A DP TOO AREN'T I THE COOLEST KIWIS? GIVE ME MAD REDDIT UPBOATS.
There's a lot to unpack about this, for real and I'm rather happy to see no one new fag rage posted really. It warms my autistic heart when the farms is behaving properly.
So while I expressed my feelings before, I present to you.
GOOD CHRIS IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND I'M SO GLAD HIS DOG DIED I CANT PICTURE HOW FUNNY IT WAS HE HAD TO SEE A DEAD PET BARB IS A WHORE AND I WANT TO ANAL RAPE HER WHILE CHRIS WATCHES ILL DIG PATTI UP AND STUFF THE BONES IN HER CUNT FOR A DP TOO AREN'T I THE COOLEST KIWIS? GIVE ME MAD REDDIT UPBOATS.
There's a lot to unpack about this, for real and I'm rather happy to see no one new fag rage posted really. It warms my autistic heart when the farms is behaving properly.
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One less beagle in the world. you won't hear me bitching. fortunately, no one will hear the beagle, either.
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How many dog years is 9 again?
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And let's not forget that Chris' brilliant plan to get poor injured Sorbet out from hiding after it had just been run over was to spray it with a fucking garden hose. Yeah, the Chandlers' certainly aren't "that bad" at being pet owners, and they absolutely "could be worse" at caring for animals. I mean, they could have set Sorbet on fire to coax him out of hiding.
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