Snoopy has died

[Vi0l3t]

The internet lumber jack has gained a friend

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Snoopy hasn't had a good life at all living in that ghetto. May heaven make it up for him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

And let's not forget that Chris' brilliant plan to get poor injured Sorbet out from hiding after it had just been run over was to spray it with a fucking garden hose. Yeah, the Chandlers' certainly aren't "that bad" at being pet owners, and they absolutely "could be worse" at caring for animals. I mean, they could have set Sorbet on fire to coax him out of hiding.

The Chandler pets really are Chris and barb desperate to fill the voids they have aren't they? Barb's being the loss of her husband and Chris...well it's that boyfriend free girl and daughter he never had. I'm legit surprised he didn't name clover crystal.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I know why Snoopy couldn’t go out. Don’t you guys remember how 14BLC has this weird doorway that starts at the stairs and splits both ways?

Well, the dogs cannot climb steps, they are both bloated black beagles who can only move their front feet.

It’s from all the chicken noodle soup they eat.

Im sure Clover isn’t far behind, due in for a “Where the Red Fern Grows” moment.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I know why Snoopy couldn’t go out. Don’t you guys remember how 14BLC has this weird doorway that starts at the stairs and splits both ways?

Well, the dogs cannot climb steps, they are both bloated black beagles who can only move their front feet.

It’s from all the chicken noodle soup they eat.

Im sure Clover isn’t far behind, due in for a “Where the Red Fern Grows” moment.

Hope Null has an old yelled moment with Chris

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The Chandler pets really are Chris and barb desperate to fill the voids they have aren't they? Barb's being the loss of her husband and Chris...well it's that boyfriend free girl and daughter he never had. I'm legit surprised he didn't name clover crystal.

Chris doesn't give a shit about Snoopy and Clover. Theyre nothing but inconveniences in their life, evident in his obituary for the dog where it's all about him and his life. There's nothing about how he loves Snoopy or will miss him. Besides he most likely kicked them on a few occasions as heard here;

Just my last tribute to the Lovely Setsy Goddess® who couldn't help but just love and care for her common dogs.
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Dogs don't usually yelp from just being yelled at.


The only reason the retard ever cared about Patti was because Megan drew Patti.

 

[Some JERK]

As much as I enjoy laughing at Chris, losing a dog is an experience I don't wish on anyone.

I agree that it's rough, but unless you only plan to live for another 10-15 years, if you have a dog you're going to live through it dying. It's part of the deal, and if you can't handle it you shouldn't get a dog.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Why is it that whenever Chris is a direct or indirect cause of something bad happening to one of his pets, it's either written off by his keepers as an issue the animal always had, or "it's a common situation pet-owners have"?

How was Chris the cause of it? Snoopy fell off a "mountain of clothing" which is a reference to Barb's hoard. Snoopy was Barb's dog and her responsibility.

The way they handled the cat getting hit by a car seems to point to that.

He took the cat to a vet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How was Chris the cause of it? Snoopy fell off a "mountain of clothing" which is a reference to Barb's hoard. Snoopy was Barb's dog and her responsibility.

He took the cat to a vet.

People who actually love animals tend to care for them regardless of who they belong to.

 

[Dumbchan]

Rip in peace Snoopy.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Sometimes dead is better.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Sometimes dead is better.

The ground is sour.

 

[sweetstone]

RIP Snoopy. Hopefully now you're finally at peace and I pray no degenerate furry sexualizes your tall dog man form.

 

[BigDickBandit]

I swear Chris’s treatment of animals is going to turn me into a fucking A-log.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

People who actually love animals tend to care for them regardless of who they belong to.

Doesn't make what happened to Snoopy Chris's fault. It was Barb's idea to get a dog and so her responsibility to make sure the house was safe for a puppy to play in.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Snoopy at six years old.
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Clover's eyes look like they are shouting for help. I hope she gets taken away, but that may never happen.
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Even the animals in that house are fat and unhealthy.

Rest easy Snoops. You deserved better.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Doesn't make what happened to Snoopy Chris's fault. It was Barb's idea to get a dog and so her responsibility to make sure the house was safe for a puppy to play in.

edit* I disagree. He's one of two adults in that building. If he's high functioning he should know the difference between a suffering dog and be able to step in, and a healthy pet in a healthy environment.

On a side note is his dog turning into Big Chungus a sign of the merge?

 

[Mr. 0]

If he's high functioning

BAHAHAHAHA

 

[Optimus Prime]

edit* I disagree. He's one of two adults in that building. If he's high functioning he should know the difference between a suffering dog and be able to step in, and a healthy pet in a healthy environment.

I've always thought of Chris as being a "nigh functioning" autistic because despite what high functioning is supposed to mean, when taking into account how Chris was raised, to this day he has extreme trouble interpreting any kind of communication that isn't explicitly verbal. Plus, Chris does not have matching physical and mental age - he was very much an adult when the staged date went down and he gave the girl a fucking goodie bag like it was a goddamn birthday party or something.

This extends to animals. Chris can only comprehend what he himself is experiencing, so anything short of an animal loudly crying out in pain or visibly bleeding non-stop is going to fly over his head.

Plus, there is reason to doubt the original diagnosis given Autism wasn't as well understood decades ago as it is now, least of all by Chris given he straight up claimed to have cured his Autism using binatural beats or something.

 

[M0nster]

Chris doesn't give a shit about Snoopy and Clover. Theyre nothing but inconveniences in their life, evident in his obituary for the dog where it's all about him and his life. There's nothing about how he loves Snoopy or will miss him. Besides he most likely kicked them on a few occasions as heard here;


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Dogs don't usually yelp from just being yelled at.


The only reason the retard ever cared about Patti was because Megan drew Patti.

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The way he yelled "SHUTUP" is easily the loudest sounding shout we've ever heard from Chris. Makes his "STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH" Sound flat out goofy in comparison. Really speaks volumes on how little fucks he gives about the dogs, and how he isn't the beautiful little flower he wants to be seen as