Russell, Executive Director, is
seeking volunteers to legalize prostitution for him.
I'm loving that he demands unpaid volunteers to help him have paid sex.
If you meet his requirements, that is.
Not just anyone can volunteer for Greer. Get ready to work 10 to 30 hours a week so Russ can pay for 10 to 30 minutes of some poor woman's time.
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You may submit your resume to him here.
Sexy ladies to the front of the line, please.
What's the over/under that outreach involves:
* Persistent sex pest thirstposting on social media at thots
* Venmoing one dollar and/or sending 5 dollar Starbucks gift card to ___________Instathot.
* Pestering Erica to "explain."
* Pestering Skordas with "I promise you this: There Will Be Blood."
* Spamming the courts with awesome evidence
(potato shots of the back of Skordas's heel from the POV of the floor)
* Start and maintain a GoFundMe to raise brothel bux
* Petition Pawn Stars and the History Channel to "Take a look at muh sooper cereal rare coin and tard book."
* Spamming A list celebrities and Mittens Romney with "Why I sued Taylor Swift" and brothel tard manifesto
Wife just told me she thinks someone off the internet might apply for laughs. And while I know no one from here would be so dumb, someone might from Reddit or somewhere else.
Of course, touching the turds trips his trigger and getting in his line of sight will make whoever does this very sorry. He will be like a rubber booger--especially if the w*een is a female.
Also: LMAO that he thinks he's qualified to request a resume/cover letter for a bullshit ass volunteer harassment gig. And a university or college accepting this trash for credits?
No, dipshit. For one, it has to be cleared through the prof, department head, adviser, and dean. Two, as soon as they catch wind of who your unqualified ass is, you'll catch another pallet of plights.
