Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

Why does Bob hate Elon Musk anyway?

My one-word guess: Jealousy.

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Moar "Thinkers vs Believers" shit.
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Let me correct Bob's latter tweet: "I'm [...] not [...] wise [..]"

Y'know, for all this crap Moviebob spews about "Thinkers versus Believers™", Bob does a better job proving that he's a "believer" (because of his blind loyalty to the hardest-left Democrats) than a "thinker" by about a 100-0 margin, respectively. Additionally, Bob's statement about "People" being "'alienated' from [...] the 21st Century, i.e. Maga Trash, are at the tail end of those who CHOSE alienation" can be countered with an more observably true statement: Reality alienated Moviebob years ago due to his inability to get his head out of his own ass... probably because Bob enjoys tonguing his own uvula too much.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Bob has mentioned that an ancestor of his retook Corregidor and liberated survivors of Bataan, so that's just one of many ways he besmirches his efforts.

That would have to be one of his grandfathers, correct? So one of his grandfathers was in the 509th PIR? I don't buy it.

 

[Positron]

Bobby said nothing about Blue Origin.

If you stand with workers, you can't stand with students and intellectuals.




The woke are always based on logic; putting unvaccinated people under house arrest is a "legitimate idea" and is totally different from incarcerating people that you suspect to be spies:


Cubans:


AOC sells swag, but she is not a capitalist honest! She is a "transactionist"!

Show me a non-profit and I show you a case of corruption.



Robert Chipman, expert in Biblical exegesis:

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Bobby is caught fapping to a crossdressing man, again:


His tweet above got quote-tweeted, which annoys Bobby. Other people are calling him on his creepiness and "performative allyship"


Bobby's history of creep posts does not do him any favors:


And neither does his bulging docket of misogynistic and racist outbursts:


Bobby shows us what a two-faced creep he is even in this incident: you've seen how much of a big deal he's made. But when someone calls xirself "Maoist Bitch" shows up, he withers as his dick becomes engorged.


Let's check out this Chloe" that Bobby wants to get civil with:

Spoiler

Of course, of course!


Emergency situation in Bobby's Angels. Only Beyoncé can save us from the bloodthirsty genocidal maniac J. K. Rowling.




Dob Chipman:

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Fap Widow apologetics:






Kiddie movie:



Comparing the engagement numbers, I'd say Sorbo has more reason to be proud than Bobby.



WWE bullshit:

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Moar "Thinkers vs Believers" shit.
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He keeps repeating this canned phrase like he's come up with the wisest shit, bases his whole idology on it and wants it to catch on. But it just sounds like a crutch phrase.

 

[make_it_so]

Moar "Thinkers vs Believers" shit.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1417659328979423235 (Archive)

You are neither a thinker nor wise, you insipid, mentally-stunted, sub-90 IQ sack of lipids.

 

[noonster]

Bobby said nothing about Blue Origin.

If you stand with workers, you can't stand with students and intellectuals.
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No Bob you utter mong, if and when the revolution occurs, it won't be led by the trust fund ivy league preppies who you suck up too and hate your Lynn white trash ass, it's going to be led by the southern/midwestern white trash you openly hate, and the inner city ghetto hood rats you are too chicken shit to actually be around. Put another way Bob would get his face smashed in by Commissars Cletus and Jamal if you're familiar with that greentext.

 

[Boston Brand]

I want to gag even typing this... Bob was right about Fury Road losing money. It's why we never got a sequel.

Between what they spent on the movie and marketing, including a Super Bowl commercial, it needed between $450-$500 million to turn a profit.

For comparison, Terminator Genysis cost less overall, made $450 million, and the studio admited it was a flop ans rebooted Terminator again to even worse results.

 

[JayHarrison]

If you stand with workers, you can't stand with students and intellectuals.
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""Heaven forbid a 'revolution' be lead [sic] by [...] the creative, the informed, or the forward-thinking [...]"

In other words, a "revoluion" in which Moviebob is literally not leading because he's hardly creative, he's not well-informed, and he sure as fuck isn't foward-thinking.

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Oh, puh-leeze! The only people Moviebob cares about are those are fat technofascists who call themselves Moviebob.

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The woke are always based on logic; putting unvaccinated people under house arrest is a "legitimate idea" and is totally different from incarcerating people that you suspect to be spies:
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And remind me again: What was FDR's political affiliation when he put up those concentration camps? Here's a hint: It's the same political party to which Moviebob is blindly loyal.

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Cubans:
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I dunno about that, Bob. I live within 100 miles (approx 161km) of Los Angeles, and the L.A. Dodgers' fan base (myself included) held a Cuban-born baseball player by the name of Yasiel Puig (active 2013-2018 before going to Cleveland Indians and Cininnati Reds in '19) in pretty high regard.

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AOC sells swag, but she is not a capitalist honest! She is a "transactionist"!
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Show me a non-profit and I show you a case of corruption.

Once again, it looks like Bob is using AOC's boots as condoms.

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I can only hypothesize that Bob must be a hardcore Hershey devotee.

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Robert Chipman, expert in Biblical exegesis:
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Fair point. Just within the past month, my father had a similar question regarding the Judeo-Christian Bible's authenticity, specifically as to whether the Bible, as it is written today, is missing anything or has been added to.

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Bobby is caught fapping to a crossdressing man, again:
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Now we know that Bob likes women who have something extra to show off...

His tweet above got quote-tweeted, which annoys Bobby. Other people are calling him on his creepiness and "performative allyship"
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Bobby's history of creep posts does not do him any favors:
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Moviebob: "I'm very sorry that you were bothered by me being humorously complementing of..."

Translated from Dumbfuck to English: "I'm very sorry you were bothered by me personally insulting this person..."

I don't know what bothers me more about Moviebob here. It's either his failed attempt at spinning his perpetual belittlement of people to make it sound less offensive... or his inability to correctly spell vis-à-vis, despite his frequent use of the term.

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Speaking of Bob's inability to successfully spin his bilious words into something more palatable...

And neither does his bulging docket of misogynistic and racist outbursts:
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I'd love to see Bob try and wriggle and writhe himself out of this. "But it's neithaa sexism and racism when I do it."

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Comparing the engagement numbers, I'd say Sorbo has more reason to be proud than Bobby.

At least Kevin Sorbo will be remembered as being freakin' Hercules! Bob will be lucky is he's remembered at all, even if he's remembered as an Adolf Hitler wannabe. (And, before anyone asks, barring a massive 4:00am Christmas Carol twist in Bob's life, I won't apologize for comparing Moviebob to Hitler.)

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Chippa clearly looks up to Bob. Maybe a strange case where Chippa sees himself as the lame nerd who can do math while Bob is the cool nerd who knows entertainment. I wonder if this explains why he’s trying to be as extremely online.

Big brother worship can blind you to a lot of faults. Especially when you're going through a midlife crisis.

Chris has mentioned multiple times he's having more fun making stuff for his patreon than working his real job. And who made that type of career a full-time gig? Bob, his big brother. He's not looking at the diabetes, the loneliness, or the constant rage. He's just thinking "Man it would be awesome to just quit my job and be an eceleb full-time" without considering the consequences.

Maybe Bob is more pleasant around his family. But if he was that way to everyone, he wouldn't be so miserable.

 

[ChampFantana]

Moar "Thinkers vs Believers" shit.
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Jesus Christ, he really is an utterly repulsive, grotesque imbecile.

 

[Halsey117]

I don't know what future event I look forward to the most. Millions of burgers hacking their neighbors to death with machetes based on yard signs, or China-India-Pakistan nuclear water wars. I do have a slight preference for watching every american city (and every democrat in them) being literally wiped off the face of the Earth.

(edit) there's just something so elegant, so beautiful, about nuclear destruction. So complete, powerful, cleansing. Mankind's greatest weapon. Lots of things you could take someone, like Plato or something, from the ancient world and they would eventually understand modern technology. A car is a horseless carriage. A phone uses invisible waves to connect people like a mail system. A video is like a painting, it captures the event so you can look at it later. But a nuclear weapon? Like an act of God himself.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob thinks "believing" is always bad and "thinking" is always good.

Imagine if you were getting into a roller coaster, and you asked the operator if there was a chance you could fall out of your seat and splatter all over the pavement. Which one of these statements would raise more confidence in you: "I believe the ride is safe" or "I think the ride is safe"? The lack of implied certainty in either is really troubling but on a relative scale, I'd much rather have "I believe."

 

[blablabla]

i miss the time when harley quinn character wasnt dyke

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob thinks "believing" is always bad and "thinking" is always good.

Imagine if you were getting into a roller coaster, and you asked the operator if there was a chance you could fall out of your seat and splatter all over the pavement. Which one of these statements would raise more confidence in you: "I believe the ride is safe" or "I think the ride is safe"? The lack of implied certainty in either is really troubling but on a relative scale, I'd much rather have "I believe."

When Bob says "thinkers" and "believers" he really means "atheists" and Christians," respectively. He has somehow gotten it into his head that you cannot be both Christian and intelligent (or non-Christian and idiotic.)

Notice how I didn't say "religious." For all his posturing, he the only religion he dunks on is Christianity; it is a "safe" religion to mock. Christians have the rule about turning the other cheek, whereas Muslims have rules about killing those who disrespect Mohammed the Child Fucker. Bob doesn't dunk on other religions (such as paganism or Hinduism), likely because he knows nothing about those religions. I'll be surprised if he has.

 

[Halsey117]

Bob thinks "believing" is always bad and "thinking" is always good.

Imagine if you were getting into a roller coaster, and you asked the operator if there was a chance you could fall out of your seat and splatter all over the pavement. Which one of these statements would raise more confidence in you: "I believe the ride is safe" or "I think the ride is safe"? The lack of implied certainty in either is really troubling but on a relative scale, I'd much rather have "I believe."

It doesn't even make any fucking sense. "Believing" is a type of thinking. Not just in the postmodern "everything is a belief" sense, but literally, a belief is a thought. You have to think about things to believe them (ethics, philosophy), and you have to believe things (axioms) to think them.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

There's a decent amount of lolcows who are obsessed with the idea of ecelebrity. I think they want the prestige, fame, money, and ease of work they think will come with it.

That’s exactly it, dude.

They want the same status and benefits that celebrities have but they know they can’t compete with people like Tyler Perry or Jennifer Lopez. So they try to get famous by doing reaction videos or reviews like Bob.

 

[UserAccess]

Bobby said nothing about Blue Origin.

If you stand with workers, you can't stand with students and intellectuals.
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The woke are always based on logic; putting unvaccinated people under house arrest is a "legitimate idea" and is totally different from incarcerating people that you suspect to be spies:
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Cubans:
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AOC sells swag, but she is not a capitalist honest! She is a "transactionist"!
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Show me a non-profit and I show you a case of corruption.

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Robert Chipman, expert in Biblical exegesis:
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Bobby is caught fapping to a crossdressing man, again:
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His tweet above got quote-tweeted, which annoys Bobby. Other people are calling him on his creepiness and "performative allyship"
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Bobby's history of creep posts does not do him any favors:
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And neither does his bulging docket of misogynistic and racist outbursts:
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Bobby shows us what a two-faced creep he is even in this incident: you've seen how much of a big deal he's made. But when someone calls xirself "Maoist Bitch" shows up, he withers as his dick becomes engorged.
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Let's check out this Chloe" that Bobby wants to get civil with:

Spoiler

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Of course, of course!


Emergency situation in Bobby's Angels. Only Beyoncé can save us from the bloodthirsty genocidal maniac J. K. Rowling.
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Dob Chipman:
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Fap Widow apologetics:
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Kiddie movie:
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Comparing the engagement numbers, I'd say Sorbo has more reason to be proud than Bobby.

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WWE bullshit:
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Good Lord.

This boy's obsession with childishly taking sides is on a new level. His Black Widow apologism had *three* excusals at the ready for underperformance. He didn't make the movie, so there's no need to be so invested. Standard MAGA dehumanization in defiance of reasoned arguments surprises no one. I'm sure he's carving some creedo about thinkers and believers in his arm like the angsty fourteen year old girl he is.
Why he stays in a teenaged mind despite constantly bellowing about how tortured his youth was is beyond me. I'm thinking there's a notebook at his desk with poems about being misunderstood. "Sheep" and "wake up" appear at regular intervals.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How many successful revolutions were led by advertising executives and gender studies students?

As the left took pains to remind us when they were REEEEEEing about "Trump's concentration camps", if you intern large numbers of people without pressing charges, you are carrying out internment and the camps where you keep those people are called concentration camps.

I look forward to these people talking about "Biden's concentration camps" and taking pictures of themselves crying by chain-link fences.

AOC sells swag, but she is not a capitalist honest! She is a "transactionist"!

Let's be real and admit that Bob's just jealous he didn't think of selling $80 hoodies with "Moviebob" written on them.

Yes and no.

Yes, in that most people believe that the Pentateuch (the first five books of the Bible) was drawn from four different sources. No, in that these sources don't really differ beyond minor differences in language, and there aren't going to be doctrines in the Septuagint that you won't find in Hebrew manuscripts or whatever.

I'd love to see this guy's reaction if he ever found out what Mao's China did to gays.

 

[Emperor Julian]

i miss the time when harley quinn character wasnt dyke

Quinns genrally been depicted as Bi, her big problem is she's currently overexposed and inevitably badly written. The complex tragic charecter has slowly been replaced by deadpool with tits because DC needs stronk wammen while also making nerds horney.

How many successful revolutions were led by advertising executives and gender studies students?


I'd love to see this guy's reaction if he ever found out what Mao's China did to gays.

If their is ever a hard line left wing take over, it's going to be really funny when 'chloe' gets a visit from Commisar cletus, and jamal Not because they're trans but because the revolution means talking shit about the goverment is a very bad idea and they're not particulary useful to the new regime.

 

[Koby_Fish]

""Heaven forbid a 'revolution' be lead [sic] by [...] the creative, the informed, or the forward-thinking [...]"

In other words, a "revoluion" in which Moviebob is literally not leading because he's nhardly creative, he's not well-informed, and he sure as fuck isn't foward-thinking.

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Oh, puh-leeze! The only people Moviebob cares about are those are fat technofascists who call themselves Moviebob.

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And remind me again: What was FDR's political affiliation when he put up those concentration camps? Here's a hint: It's the same political party to which Moviebob is blindly loyal.

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I dunno about that, Bob. I live within 100 miles (approx 161km) of Los Angeles, and the L.A. Dodgers' fan base (myself included) held a Cuban-born baseball player by the name of Yasiel Puig (active 2013-2018 before going to Cleveland Indians and Cininnati Reds in '19) in pretty high regard.

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Once again, it looks like Bob is using AOC's boots as condoms.

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I can only hypothesize that Bob must be a hardcore Hershey devotee.

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Fair point. Just within the past month, my father had a similar question regarding the Judeo-Christian Bible's authenticity, specifically as to whether the Bible, as it is written today, is missing anything or has been added to.

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Now we know that Bob likes women who have something extra to show off...


Moviebob: "I'm very sorry that you were bothered by me being humorously complementing of..."

Translated from Dumbfuck to English: "I'm very sorry you were bothered by me personally insulting this person..."

I don't know what bothers me more about Moviebob here. It's either his failed attempt at spinning his perpetual belittlement of people to make it sound less offensive... or his inability to correctly spell vis-à-vis, despite his frequent use of the term.

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Speaking of Bob's inability to successfully spin his bilious words into something more palatable...

I'd love to see Bob try and wriggle and writhe himself out of this. "But it's neithaa sexism and racism when I do it."

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At least Kevin Sorbo will be remembered as being freakin' Hercules! Bob will be lucky is he's remembered at all, even if he's remembered as an Adolf Hitler wannabe. (And, before anyone asks, barring a massive 4:00am Christmas Carol twist in Bob's life, I won't apologize for comparing Moviebob to Hitler.)

considering how hard it is to play "Moviebob or Nazi" (quotes), it's definitely legit.

Quinns genrally been depicted as Bi, her big problem is she's currently overexposed and inevitably badly written. The complex tragic charecter has slowly been replaced by deadpool with tits because DC needs stronk wammen while also making nerds horney.


If their is ever a hard line left wing take over, it's going to be really funny when 'chloe' gets a visit from Commisar cletus, and jamal Not because they're trans but because they're upset that the revolution means talking shit about the goverment is a very bad idea and they're not particulary useful to the new regime.

Useful Idiots (and Bob) fail to realize that the whole communism ploy is a bait-and-switch, and always has been. People have described communism as satanic/pure evil, because it's all based on lies - nobody's actually equal (the High Party Members live in luxury while the proles starve), nobody gets human rights, the place becomes a literal Police State (MFW BLM defends a literal oppressive Police State), etc. This reminds me of when the archives in Russia were opened up, and some stuff from Stalin's era was released to the public. One item of note was a letter from a british commie bundle of sticks living in Moscow that objected to Stalin cracking down on the gays and abolishing previous permissive rules that an earlier government had put in. The bundle of sticks argued why the gheys should have the rights according to Communism.

Stalin never actually replied to this guy, but there was an annotation note on the letter itself, "idiot and degenerate", referring to the letter's author.