Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Why does Bob hate Elon Musk anyway?
I legit don't have a fucking clue, so it's probably something really pathetic and childish. Maybe he didn't say Orange Man bad enough times...

Oh wait... I think that LITERALLY WAS the reason. Trump advocated opening up and incentivizing private space travel alongside NASA if I remember right, Elon liked that tweet since that gave SpaceX some extra cash and easier launches, and Bob threw a massive alcoholic tantrum despite space travel and rocket age bullshit being a thing he allegedly is supportive on.

Fuck I keep forgetting how smoothbrained this crayon eater's reasoning is.
 
I legit don't have a fucking clue, so it's probably something really pathetic and childish. Maybe he didn't say Orange Man bad enough times...

Oh wait... I think that LITERALLY WAS the reason. Trump advocated opening up and incentivizing private space travel alongside NASA if I remember right, Elon liked that tweet since that gave SpaceX some extra cash and easier launches, and Bob threw a massive alcoholic tantrum despite space travel and rocket age bullshit being a thing he allegedly is supportive on.

Fuck I keep forgetting how smoothbrained this crayon eater's reasoning is.
Yeah, and when there was a massive freakout Musk doubled down and basically went full MAGA. It was a pretty fun week reading the seething.
 
I legit don't have a fucking clue, so it's probably something really pathetic and childish. Maybe he didn't say Orange Man bad enough times...

Oh wait... I think that LITERALLY WAS the reason. Trump advocated opening up and incentivizing private space travel alongside NASA if I remember right, Elon liked that tweet since that gave SpaceX some extra cash and easier launches, and Bob threw a massive alcoholic tantrum despite space travel and rocket age bullshit being a thing he allegedly is supportive on.

Fuck I keep forgetting how smoothbrained this crayon eater's reasoning is.
someone needs to photoshop bob's face onto Ralph Wiggum for all the times Ralph ate crayons or paste.
 
Highlights of Mad Max Fury Road:

2 Men one of which is chained and just been drained of blood defeat 6? women
All female society collapsed, male dominated society thrived
Strong Female plan fails, and man has to disuade strong female character from driving off into the desert to die
Old Strong Female comically gets thrown off of war truck trying to fight giant man

Dont tell Bob but Mad Max Fury Road wasnt as woke as everyone was making it out to be
 
No, you see, it actually lost money at the box office. You might not remember, but Bob does. Bob knows movies, friendo.
Budget$154.6–185.1 million
Box office$375.4 million
Even going by the budget+ 1/2 rule, to account for marketing, and using the most expensive budget, Fury Road did pretty well it made almost 100 million dollars.
 
I wonder if Bob will say anything about the successful Blue Horizon launch today? Or does he only care about being a matryoshka brain?
He doesn't care about real space launches using obsolete rocket technology, he wants real science to happen, like warp drives, moon wheat and a robot body he can upload his brain into. Then we'll have a superior future!

Why he assumes this will make him happy is unclear. Probably because he's delusional.
 
Highlights of Mad Max Fury Road:

2 Men one of which is chained and just been drained of blood defeat 6? women
All female society collapsed, male dominated society thrived
Strong Female plan fails, and man has to disuade strong female character from driving off into the desert to die
Old Strong Female comically gets thrown off of war truck trying to fight giant man

Dont tell Bob but Mad Max Fury Road wasnt as woke as everyone was making it out to be
Don't forget about the part where females would have been overtaken once if not for a man going of on his own to blow up a fucking tank with a gas can; and again when the literal child soldier (who had the best arc of any character in the movie) BTFO's the warlords entire mobile horde.
 
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Dr. Evil has the balls.

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Chippa clearly looks up to Bob. Maybe a strange case where Chippa sees himself as the lame nerd who can do math while Bob is the cool nerd who knows entertainment. I wonder if this explains why he’s trying to be as extremely online.
I'd appreciate Chris if his reasoning was that if this meatball window licker brother of mine can do this, I can too.

Unfortunately, it seems he likes the guy. He might even respect Bob, which is unforgivable. Imagine your kids thinking the oafish hatewad was a positive role model.
 
Another thing I find interesting in the WW2 narrative is the atrocities said country that the United States dropped two A-bombs on committed. When talking about it I find that some fall into two camps.
1) The atrocities get glossed over/swept under the rug.

2) if you mention them, you usually get a "yeah, but what the Nazi's did was worse! Muh holocaust!" Thrown back at you.
I would actually argue that the IJA was worse on average. It probably killed just as many people in China as the Heer and the SS did across all of Europe and we have to consider other factors: the constant raping and pillaging of conquered cities, the deployment and chemical and biological weapons in combat, the extensive comfort women system, and the notorious manner in which it handled POWs of all races (the Germans were typically very lenient on Westerners they captured).

But to your second point, people like Bob label vast swaths of their political adversaries as Nazis. Keeping a hyper focus on their crimes allows to whip ignorant but well-meaning normies into a state of paranoia that anyone vaguely to the right of center wants to try them again today.
For people who hate America so much, they have such an idealized, Amerocentric view of the world. In Korea, for example, you can joke about gassing the Jews all you like, but you should never make a joke about comfort women (Korean women used as sex slaves by the Japanese soldiers.) Or China- even though they've set themselves against America, they remember the US avenging Japanese atrocities (like the Rape of Nanking and Unit 731) through nuclear fire.

Bob and his ilk cannot conceive that evil transcends the boundaries of race, class, and sex.
"White" has become a pejorative and the definition of what is evil. The Nazis were white, therefore they must be more evil than the Japs were. Bob has mentioned that an ancestor of his retook Corregidor and liberated survivors of Bataan, so that's just one of many ways he besmirches his efforts.

I think the nuclear fire angle also plays a big part here. The thought of the horrors it brought upon Hiroshima and Nagasaki somehow overshadows everything Japan did for the eight long years it was at war jn the eyes of a unfortunately large number of people.
 
Chippa clearly looks up to Bob. Maybe a strange case where Chippa sees himself as the lame nerd who can do math while Bob is the cool nerd who knows entertainment. I wonder if this explains why he’s trying to be as extremely online.
There's a decent amount of lolcows who are obsessed with the idea of ecelebrity. I think they want the prestige, fame, money, and ease of work they think will come with it.
 
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