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DSP using a webcam in general for his stream boggles my mind. As it was stated (and likely believed by anyone that isn’t SBM) Phil’s not easy on the eyes. Why the fuck have a camera? Of course now he is sort of shackled to the act due to playing dressup for tips so he is sort of stuck but it just always seem stupid he has one. It would be less effort for him to not have a webcam on and he would likely wear the same T shirt for a week straight if it wasn’t for the webcam being on.

Think about it Phil, less effort but likely same tips if you provide a even LOWER effort reward for the 50 and 100 dollar milestones.
 
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Veezy00 said:
I'm about 25 pages back but nobody really touched on this in the initial laptop discussion.

The laptop has a 1080p camera. I didn't really see anyone on here or the restream point out that his new laptop camera was better than his existing one. I understand that he would never stream from the laptop but it would be funny to see him pressured by his fans.

Also if he was a better streamer he would use the laptop as a second camera. We could get 1080p snort vision! As he is sending a begging tweet we can get an up close and personal 1080p view!
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Doesn’t matter if a new 4K camera dropped out of Jasper’s asshole, Phil wouldn’t use it.

He’s incredibly sensitive about his appearance, as confirmed by his constant delusions about his nonexistent muscle mass and his prior lifestyle as a bodybuilder. About how upsets he gets if you mention his patchy ass goatee or his greasy, balding-ass hair. About how he’s constantly trying to buy pity points with his audience by claiming to know that he’s ugly so his army of retards can swoop in and claim that no, not at all, he’s a virile hunk of a sexy man. That his noodly, atrophied arms are just skinny, nothing to do with over two decades of not exercising and calling people who go the gym losers and idiots. Or that he’s just “skinny fat,” and that he actually had a completely normal body besides enormous man-bitch tits and a stomach bigger than a pregnant woman in her fourth trimester. Or how about his pasty ass white skin is just his natural skin complexion and has nothing to do with avoiding sunlight like a fucking vampire.

There’s a reason Phil has the moniker “thinnest skin on the internet.” He’s such an insecure, prissy little cunt, he’s terrified of having 1080p/ 4K resolution of his fat droopy face plastered all over the internet.
 
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If there's anything Phil genuinely loves it's receiving money and spending money. Dude probably has a chub on when he's pissing away his tip allowance every night. But there's another thing he loves doing which he seems to have gotten a taste for again and that's flaunting how flush with cash he is.

Usually he's a bit more subtle with how he does it with occasionally mentioning eating out at resteraunts etc. I'm guessing he thinks he sticking it to detractors by showing off new toys and stream improvements that only benefit himself but he's really only shitting on his real fans who think they're helping him out of his financial stress.
 
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Even when I try to inflate Phil's expenses to an insane level, I get nowhere close to 5k. Phil would have to buy multiple AAA games and consoles EVERY MONTH for it to make sense.

The fact that such a blatant lie could be accepted by the court just serves to show how incompetent that boomer trustee was. She just needed to ask for the opinion of someone more tech savvy and they'd tell her there's no way such a shit quality stream costs that much.

How young and foolish we were to expect that Phil'd face consequences during the bankruptcy. I get sad every time I remember it. :sad:
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Global plague. Everything was rubber-stamped. I doubt you'd find a single bankruptcy in that court that was denied or even challenged in the past 15 months. Even the yacht guy in the bankruptcy line before DSP that day got off didn't he?

The bottom line is it's irrelevant what folks are and aren't allowed to do, like claiming the whole mortgage and all utilities as business expenses. The point is he did and he got away with it. Like always.
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“That was fuckin easy” yacht guy got denied
 
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DZoomer said:
Even when I try to inflate Phil's expenses to an insane level, I get nowhere close to 5k. Phil would have to buy multiple AAA games and consoles EVERY MONTH for it to make sense.

The fact that such a blatant lie could be accepted by the court just serves to show how incompetent that boomer trustee was. She just needed to ask for the opinion of someone more tech savvy and they'd tell her there's no way such a shit quality stream costs that much.

How young and foolish we were to expect that Phil'd face consequences during the bankruptcy. I get sad every time I remember it. :(
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I remember watching a 5 min video of a nice looking uncle explaining how these Trustees work around the time of the bankruptcy and he really stressed the point that they look for "asset cases" . Apparently, when there's shit to sell, they get a percentage of that sale. DSP had no assets so I'm guessing they wanted to get this asshole out of there as soon as possible. They ain't making money out of him.
 
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Mature Adult said:
It has already "glitched" his chat, he had to close it and reopen it.
source: @2:04:00
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That fucking wall of bullshit on his screen lol


Did you know? Phil’s love for gaming died the second he started steaming on YouTube and other sites for money which then turned to visceral hate towards them and anyone who shoots texts at him! Ya Nudnicks! Also he needs the money always so cough it up you retarded pricks!

did you know? Forbidden math is forbidden and a permanent ban?!
 
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PhilsCamelToe said:
DSP using a webcam in general for his stream boggles my mind. As it was stated (and likely believed by anyone that isn’t SBM) Phil’s not easy on the eyes. Why the fuck have a camera? Of course now he is sort of shackled to the act due to playing dressup for tips so he is sort of stuck but it just always seem stupid he has one. It would be less effort for him to not have a webcam on and he would likely wear the same T shirt for a week straight if it wasn’t for the webcam being on.

Think about it Phil, less effort but likely same tips if you provide a even LOWER effort reward for the 50 and 100 dollar milestones.
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If he got rid of his face cam it would upset oic and GaryBKK.

They need a spot to aim when they cum on their monitors while he streams.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
True but at least he gave me one of my favorite DSP sound bits of all time.
"This...this...this gentleman...."
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Hearing Dave truly having to bite his fucking tongue made citibank guy's autism all worth it.

SilverReaper said:
I remember watching a 5 min video of a nice looking uncle explaining how these Trustees work around the time of the bankruptcy and he really stressed the point that they look for "asset cases" . Apparently, when there's shit to sell, they get a percentage of that sale. DSP had no assets so I'm guessing they wanted to get this asshole out of there as soon as possible. They ain't making money out of him.
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I really think Dave made it through cause in the end he's a small fry. The total of his debts was about $450K, he wasn't even the biggest case on the docket that day. Regardless of Nancy getting a million emails about The Guy, I think he would have skirted through based on that alone.

Same for how Dave isn't really ever the subject of being canceled for his racist/homophobic statements, no one gives a shit about a youtube channel his size.
 
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boo fucking hoo you just bought an Xbox, laptop, and a chair is in the mail
 
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