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why is everyone speculating that phil might get a green screen? He already has one he bought and doesn't use.

It's the wrong green. His is RGB 0,255,0. He needs CMYK 93,0,100,0. His current one isn't even RGBA.

The real reason was likely his craptop couldn't handle the chroma key. He's also too dumb to set it up. Fucking idiot still doesn't know how to horizontally center text so drags his begbar around when it's updated..
 
Do you guys think this sudden splurge of stream related spending is also a desperate cope after Phil has FINALLY realized how small his loyal fanbase is? I feel like he could live in blissful ignorance being a Twitch partner but getting thrown out on his ass and moving back to YouTube may have gone a long way to make him see his irrelevance.
I can definitely see this being the case. But then I think on how Phil is just an empty-shell consumer (admittedly) raised by TV and spending money is just an easy way of getting a dopamine hit.

That and it also gives him opportunities to flex these new improvements that’ll help the business “donations” to his wheelchair audience.
 
Forget Gamepass nights just pay up for the marathon
He could just actually play a game for the members. That would be novel at this point.
A new chair would mean Dave has reached a never seen level of autism.
He literally already has a gaming chair in his office.
Did he ever mention why he sits hunched over in a stupid chair instead of just using his SpawnSeats one for streaming?
He's not a muppet like all those successful streamers.
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I can understand that Geoff can come off as gay, Phil. But given that you're a greasy dago I'd say he's out of your league. And since you're reading this, Phil, I won't tell you to lay off the gin. You're obviously too sad and lonely for that.

Though I bet you'd love to watch that with him.
That's called trolling Phail. Something you claim to hate.
 
Holy shit, how come you haven't shared this?
This is a brazen provocation. Piggy is getting cocky and is taunting us.
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Sorry in advance to the black and gay communities....Fucking nigger faggot. This dude is scummy as hell. Hope his mom....I mean soul mare can bring his new jack off chair upstairs. Dave's atrophy only allows him to carry things under 12lbs.
 
Holy shit, how come you haven't shared this?
This is a brazen provocation. Piggy is getting cocky and is taunting us.
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...horrifying, jeezus christ.


Anyway, if I had to guess he'll go to IKEA and buy a new chair. I'm betting on the VEDBO, place ya bets!

Alternatively, going for the long shot action, pregnancy announcement, which might be fake and eventually lead into the miscarriage saga but not before raising massive tips for his incoming foal. Anything is possible!
 
Holy shit, how come you haven't shared this?
This is a brazen provocation. Piggy is getting cocky and is taunting us.
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Imagine teasing a surprise item that someone else supposedly bought for you. As if just accepting expensive gifts from people who very likely make way less money than you isn't shameful enough. You should be embarrassed about having to accept charity from others like this, it isn't something anyone with any kind of dignity would be celebrating.

Of course phil is buying all this shit himself but the optics are worse than if he would just admit he's buying this stuff for his business and to help his streams. The way he's doing this just makes him look pathetic.

Like phil, are you not just absolutely humiliated that other people need to pay your bills and buy toys for you? Its like you're a child.
 
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...horrifying, jeezus christ.


Anyway, if I had to guess he'll go to IKEA and buy a new chair. I'm betting on the VEDBO, place ya bets!

Alternatively, going for the long shot action, pregnancy announcement, which might be fake and eventually lead into the miscarriage saga but not before raising massive tips for his incoming foal. Anything is possible!
Remember when Phil wasn’t a children’s entertainer? When he didn’t need to resort to blowing bubbles and eating skittles and spinning in his chair to keep his audience spending? Or relying on YouTube kids’ show gimmicks with paid surprise reveals and soyfaced thumbnails?

I ‘member.
 
Imagine teasing a surprise item that someone else supposedly bought for you. As if just accepting expensive gifts from people who very likely make way less money than you isn't shameful enough. You should be embarrassed about having to accept charity from others like this, it isn't something anyone with any kind of dignity would be celebrating.

Of course phil is buying all this shit himself but the optics are worse than if he would just admit he's buying this stuff for his business and to help his streams. The way he's doing this just makes him look pathetic.

Like phil, are you not just absolutely humiliated that other people need to pay your bills and buy toys for you? Its like your a child.
It's like watching a homeless panhandler mock the people who don't give them money when someone else does.
 
Holy shit, how come you haven't shared this?
This is a brazen provocation. Piggy is getting cocky and is taunting us.
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I don't think a man who looks like this is in a postion to provoke anyone
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The surprise is probably a chair, once again donated by an anonymous fan. I just hope Kat's boyfriend helps him get it into the office, can't have Phil strain his back.

The funny thing to me is that he considers buying himself an Xbox One, a laptop and a chair a nice surprise for his viewers. And these people are so deep into the madness that they accept it with gratitude.

And they call us mad.
 
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