DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Phil Burnell finna make the Guinness Book of World Records by being the first man to starve to death on $100k+ a year.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

View attachment 2367577

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

View attachment 2367456
boo fucking hoo you just bought an Xbox, laptop, and a chair is in the mail

“I’m sure Twitch thought about me being unable to buy groceries due to another company paying me on a different date”
???

 

[Forbidden Math]

That woman is built like a midwest brickhouse. That girl has a bigger frame( not poking at a fat joke) and looked more muscular than alpha Dave in her 2 stream visits. I bet she carried Dave out of his parents home after the wedding.

Well we certainly know soyboy Philip never carried her over the thresh hold.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

His begging on his day off confirms that he bought the Xbox and laptop, right?

 

[Covfefe]

Are you still drinking?
I don't even have to make a joke.

View attachment 2367541

Edit: someone already posted, but I'll keep it. This shit right here is what makes people hate you, Philbert.

PHIL. THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC.

I know I say this a lot, but this is a new low. Can I petition Washington to make this manbaby a ward of the state? He clearly is having trouble feeding himself despite making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. I think it's in his best interest and the interest of the taxpayer that he be relieved of his ability to manage his own finances.

I mean Jesus Fucking Christ what other conclusions are we supposed to draw from this? You can't fucking FEED YOURSELF, Phil? REALLY?

Better send those emergency donations paypigs, before the machoor adult business owner starves to death in his second home.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

My Adsense payment went through today.

My guess here is that Phil is finally starting the "Youtube is fucking unprofessional and is trying to starve my family! I need to go back to Twitch unfortunately, guys."

I really do think he is going to go this way too. As he gets closer to gaining his streamer privileges back on Twitch he's going to say YT screwed him and he expects an apology in 3 days or else. Then kiss Twitch's ass like nothing happened. I hate people with Dave's personality. They would shit on you or throw you under the bus in a heartbeat.

 

[Pargon]

Please, God, let the chair arrive tomorrow. Please, God, let him have the audacity to do another surprise reveal after this. I will never ask for another thing until the next time I want to see this man humiliate himself.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Boo hoo, you'd have to skip a day off with your wife. Who works part time and you work from home. Such hardship! Why didn't the helicopter factory take this into account before firing you?

 

[Pargon]

I need it. I need that juxtaposition of him receiving another several-hundred dollar item and begging to be able to feed his family in the same 24-hour period. My seed will flow forth in such quantity such as to give birth to horrid, spiteful life this world has never seen.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

PHIL. THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC.

I know I say this a lot, but this is a new low. Can I petition Washington to make this manbaby a ward of the state? He clearly is having trouble feeding himself despite making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. I think it's in his best interest and the interest of the taxpayer that he be relieved of his ability to manage his own finances.

I mean Jesus Fucking Christ what other conclusions are we supposed to draw from this? You can't fucking FEED YOURSELF, Phil? REALLY?

Better send those emergency donations paypigs, before the machoor adult business owner starves to death in his second home.

Mama Burnell smoked with Dave in and out of the womb plus that odd shaped head would probably make him a burden upon the state. Oh, the years of heavy alcohol use makes him low IQ too.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Please, God, let the chair arrive tomorrow. Please, God, let him have the audacity to do another surprise reveal after this. I will never ask for another thing until the next time I want to see this man humiliate himself.

Is it one of those grossly overpriced, crippling "gamer chairs" that were built for the kool looks instead of ergonomics? Perfect for someone with back problems.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Streamer checks aren't going to qualify for any payday loan. Maybe Guido the Loanshark down the pub but he'd have to venture outside to meet one of those guys.

Western Sky be like "sup Phil I heard you like money don't mind all that teeny tiny writing underneath Elizabeth Warren it's just formalities".

 

[FamicomGorby]

Is it one of those grossly overpriced, crippling "gamer chairs" that were built for the kool looks instead of ergonomics? Perfect for someone with back problems.

He already has one of those from the sponsor he had for five minutes. Why it can't pull double duty is a mystery only Dave could answer.

View attachment 2367673
Western Sky be like "sup Phil I heard you like money don't mind all that teeny tiny writing underneath Elizabeth Warren it's just formalities".

Jeezus christ that loan comes out to $62,500 if ya just made the minimum payment.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Is it one of those grossly overpriced, crippling "gamer chairs" that were built for the kool looks instead of ergonomics? Perfect for someone with back problems.

Lets pray for @Pargon that it is expensive and arrives tomorrow. Mo' money Mo' problems.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

View attachment 2367673
Western Sky be like "sup Phil I heard you like money don't mind all that teeny tiny writing underneath Elizabeth Warren it's just formalities".

Nah, places like that are for poor people, not mature business owners like myself!

 

[Down At The Farms]

View attachment 2367456
boo fucking hoo you just bought an Xbox, laptop, and a chair is in the mail

He's so far gone he doesn't realize how ridiculous this sounds. This is up there with claiming I have no money for water. Food is essential, Phil; claiming you can't get food after one breakfast meal is FUCKING INSANE. So Phil, you're saying you don't have anything extra? No extra cash at home, nothing in a bank account etc.? But on stream a few days ago you said there must be detractors who are jealous of you, who wish to be in your position, and that your optimistic for the future.... Phil you're not winning if at any point in time you only have money for one breakfast meal.

Of course he's playing this up, but this is insane levels of beg.

This muthafucca done lost his damn mind.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Ya heard it here folks, it's Dave's god given right to live outside his means cause he WANTS TO LIVE HIS LIFE

View attachment 2367506

His lack of self awareness is dumbfounding to the point of hilarity

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He's so far gone he doesn't realize how ridiculous this sounds. This is up there with claiming I have no money for water. Food is essential, Phil; claiming you can't get food after one breakfast meal is FUCKING INSANE. So Phil, you're saying you don't have anything extra? No extra cash at home, nothing in a bank account etc.? But on stream a few days ago you said there must be detractors who are jealous of you, who wish to be in your position, and that your optimistic for the future.... Phil you're not winning if at any point in time you only have money for one breakfast meal.

Of course he's playing this up, but this is insane levels of beg.

This muthafucca done lost his damn mind.

Maybe he's just out of gin.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

View attachment 2367661
Boo hoo, you'd have to skip a day off with your wife. Who works part time and you work from home. Such hardship! Why didn't the helicopter factory take this into account before firing you?

That horse bitch should be working full-time. Wtf is this shit? A grown-ass woman working part-time and nothing else?

Also, I'm so done listening about his *exceptional* schedule.

Dude, you schedule your own work. Why is this man so bad at time management?

Yes, in part it is his schedule to blame. He's stretched his streams so retardedly that he's preventing himself from having more free time. Then he dares to say he's streaming "full time". Full time is 8h a day. Do that, and you'll surely have AT LEAST 8h to yourself and your wife.

Full-time streaming? Nah bro, mostly, you're meandering. However, you're your own boss, so you fuck nobody else but you. Having 20 min piss breaks, dead air before the prestreams, meandering prestreams. Holy shit, this man is an ungodly retard! His own terrible time management is why he has so little time for his wife.

Go turn on your dumbass stream, skip the 45 min pre-stream, start playing vidya. Stop playing vidya. Turn off the stream. Bang! A bunch of nonsense time-wasting averted! Now, you might not even look like you want to die while you're streaming.