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Western Sky be like "sup Phil I heard you like money don't mind all that teeny tiny writing underneath Elizabeth Warren it's just formalities".
Fucking native americans. Just because Americans killed or "relocated" them these fuckers have found so many loopholes opening businesses and casinos. Nice Warren burn too. 'member when she had a picture taken of her with people and she's holding a domestic beer? She's just your average jane dude.
 
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My guess here is that Phil is finally starting the "Youtube is fucking unprofessional and is trying to starve my family! I need to go back to Twitch unfortunately, guys."
Or he's doing this to justify not reducing the tips goal.

"Guys, I didn't receive my money in time yesterday, so me and Khet will have to order groceries to be delivered at home. This costs a TON of extra money, so I have to keep the tips goal at $200 to make up for it, alright? Sound good? Alright."
 
Hey DSP, since it's RtF day here's a tip: If you're really hungry and have no money go to a food bank. Otherwise shut the fuck up about it. You can get something to eat no questions asked. I only ask that you make a donation equivalent of what you took when you eventually get paid.



 
I’m just going to take this whoooooole thing as tacit proof that between the Xbox, the laptop, whatever frippery is coming tomorrow, Scopely and whatever he buys to keep Kat around, Phil literally has spent himself into so low a balance that without the counted-upon payout from YouTube he actually cannot afford groceries. I don’t even care if it’s not true. This is the hardest I’ve laughed since Twitch demonetized him. I’m opening the good shit tonight.
 
Or he's doing this to justify not reducing the tips goal.

"Guys, I didn't receive my money in time yesterday, so me and Khet will have to order groceries to be delivered at home. This costs a TON of extra money, so I have to keep the tips goal at $200 to make up for it, alright? Sound good? Alright."
Gotta start that narrative somewhere even though this little bitch probably got his YT monies but his viewers don't know. I'm glad I'm only physically fucked up and not a dent head.

Also, He could've reached out to GaryBKK for a paypal fix for Dave's "services" if he is that broke lol
 
I need it. I need that juxtaposition of him receiving another several-hundred dollar item and begging to be able to feed his family in the same 24-hour period. My seed will flow forth in such quantity such as to give birth to horrid, spiteful life this world has never seen.
If Phil humiliating himself causes that to happen to you, your chicken must get more tugging than little Derich's
 
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Do you think he is just trying to be an ass hole on purpose, or does he genuinely think people can't go grocery shopping on days that they work..?
 
I’m just going to take this whoooooole thing as tacit proof that between the Xbox, the laptop, whatever frippery is coming tomorrow, Scopely and whatever he buys to keep Kat around, Phil literally has spent himself into so low a balance that without the counted-upon payout from YouTube he actually cannot afford groceries. I don’t even care if it’s not true. This is the hardest I’ve laughed since Twitch demonetized him. I’m opening the good shit tonight.
I believe that totally. Even his bankruptcy said he had little in his checking/savings. I've never been around a person like Phil that makes 8k-10k a month but lives month to month. He'll probably cry when he gets kicked out of the WA Condo and has to move back in the the nearly dead parents. Also, if the Midfirst stuff happens and they get near the full amount...he's wrecked lol. Hell even repaying attorney fees will back him in a corner. I know you're talking alcohol, but I have some Skywalker at 32% if you want lol.
 
Personally I'm laughing that without money to throw around he's attached at the hips to the internet when he should be hanging and enjoying time with his wife, cementing the idea that their marriage is one purely of convenience and at the very least she wants nothing to do with him if money isn't attached.
 
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Do you think he is just trying to be an ass hole on purpose, or does he genuinely think people can't go grocery shopping on days that they work..?
His hardships are so poorly contrived. Like he's not regularly tweeting at 4am. He makes it sound like all he does is work and sleep with no time for anything else. What does he think regular couples do?

Part of it is probably his insane autism with schedules and planning. He really should be getting professional help.
 
His hardships are so poorly contrived. Like he's not regularly tweeting at 4am. He makes it sound like all he does is work and sleep with no time for anything else. What does he think regular couples do?

Part of it is probably his insane autism with schedules and planning. He really should be getting professional help.
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