Let me get this straight. He cant eat today because he has no food at home and he has to wait until tomorrow to eat because he has to wait for a paycheck. I am sorry thats horse shit. You are telling me this fat fuck has no food at home. Is this mother fucker buying food measured per meal and he has no leftovers? He also has ZERO dollars right now in his bank to buy dollar menu items. Its funny he gets exact amount of tips every month to pay his bills. Oh wait, each month his tips amount fluctuate yet his bills always matches the tips amount he gets that month. So he is always at ZERO dollars every month. Forgive me for my memory but someone mentioned in May he made $15k and then in June he made $9K. How does his bills fluctuate $6k? He should have some leftover cash each month. But somehow it disappears to always ZERO every month. Paypigs if you are reading this, just do basic math and realize he is swindling you. He lied about Pandaree was gone, he lied about Jasper, he lied getting married, he lied about P7, so of course he is lying about his financial wealth.
Back on topic with the food crisis. He can easily get a $5 pizza from Little Caesars or 5 cheeseburgers from McDonalds. That should last at least one day. Or fuck it just fast for the day. I do that once and a while, and he wont die from 24hours without food. He can survive between 8-21 days with no food. So Phil before crying that you will die without food for one day just remember your body can last a week with no food, so come back in 8 days to bitch about no food. Also I found the closest Little Caesars so you can get that $5 pizza pie, and it may taste like shit but its better than the nasty pasta sauce you make.
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So, despite the begging on twitter and the bemoaning the not having any money, what is different today, exactly? You still have a roof over your head, evidently either the electricity is still on, or you still have a phone with data, and if this most recent statement that none of what the guy you're replying to is true then you have food in the house and it's more than a weeks worth of supply. What. Is. The. Fucking. Problem? Genuinely, what? If there's food enough for more than a week, which is what the tweet is implying, and you haven't been payed yet by youtube which could still be coming today, or worst case a few days, where's the problem?
This has gone from funny, to sad, back to funny, to just down right embarrassing to watch. Since you're monitoring this Phil, there's really only two options here, I know the world isn't black and white, and maybe I'm just a stupid kid, but from what I've seen so far either: you can't take care of yourself and your family which makes you a shit tier provider, or you're lying which just makes you untrustworthy. Either way, you're a loser in this situation and I hope you realize that sooner than later.
I feel the need to reiterate: Rule of Acquisition #109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. You don't even have the sack, do you, Philrengi?
Also, the bitching about sitting around at home waiting. Fucks sake, read a book, watch one of your many movies, spend some actual fucking time with your wife and cat, go for a walk, or maybe try that beach culture thing out, maybe you'll see why people like it.
But I'm forgetting Rule 18: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi.
And no, I'm not letting this go.
