Bloody luxury. We live in shoebox down t'end o'road! But we're 'appy! Garden eh? Posh git!
Suck it up buttercup! These are the good days! Look on the bright side, by the time you are 'released' the whole country will be going back in to lockdown again!
...deaths continue to rise with 73 more victims amid fears Freedom Day could be watered down in a FORTNIGHT...
SAGE has briefed Boris Johnson that he should be prepared to roll back some mandatory curbs in England - such as mask wearing, social distancing and home working - in the first week of August.
www.dailymail.co.uk
Well, lockdown lite. Who knows. Probably just have to start wearing masks again.
They've already said they will be introducing the VAXX PASS for football matches. And they have also said:
<nudge nudge>
<wink wink>
We still haven't totally ruled out introducing them for Pubs as well as Clubs
</wink wink>
</nudge nudge>
So I guess that means they'll be introducing them for pubs as well then!
Welcome to the new normal! Happy FREEDOM DAY!
As for all the track and trace shenanigans...
This is the reason I don't have a smart phone. With regard to the 'conspiracy theory' that this is just another way to bring in ID cards by stealth, you already carry one you silly twats. It's the smart phone, duh! And not just an ID card, it also doubles up as a nifty little tracker, recording your every move to be stored on a database to be retrieved at any time, by law enforcement or by the highest bidder (DATA IS THE NEW OIL), or, as we have seen here, the good ol' government that is so worried about you, they hacked in to your personal property without your permission, found out who you really were and are now 'P I N G I N G' you for your own safety citizen, and grandma's too, of course, let's not forget little ol' granny green teeth! Bless her.
They were openly admitting they were hacking people's phones and installing this on there via the ISP or provider level or wtf it was. I can't keep up with it all.
<eddie murphy>
<taps head>
if you don't have a smartphone they can't track you
</taps head>
</eddie murphy>
Actually they can still track you with any phone, because just about any phone made in the last decade or more will have a unique ID to it, the sim card too. Marry those two things up with triangulated PINGING data for geolocation and you now see why real crims only ever use a burner phone the once then nuke it from orbit just to be sure. Those triangulated pings are constant, they don't stop while the phone is powered up. This is why they made it so you can't remove batteries and sealed them in the phones, probably. All of a sudden a little tin-foil hat for your
personal tracker mobile phone doesn't seem so goofball does it?
Encrochat? Don't make me laugh. Encryption is only as good as how long the person who made it can hold out being beaten with a rubber hose, or watching his kids or wife being beaten with a rubber hose. That kind of thing. I think I might be sperging so now I'm going to rudely shut up.
Except to say this, and transmit a TL;DR via memeology:
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