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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Firstly, dumb.

Secondly, so you don't know if the flowers delivered or not? There has to be a way you can check.

Thirdly, why flowers? Why didn't you send a fruit basket, a basket of kiwifruit, some of the hugely expensive tomatoes and lettuce Lou was grifting for at the time - anything vaguely related to the topic?

Fourthly, Lou is a fat liar, and in his efforts to join in on dogpiling his enemies he happily joins up with dog-fuckers and pedos. He doesn't care who they are because they're shitting on someone he hates, and will only disavow them if called out on it, because Lou has no morals, he only doesn't want to get caught doing the wrong things he does. Like his apologies, his disavowals mean nothing, because he doesn't mean them in the slightest.

Finally, I still think Lou is a risk for abusing his nephew. Lou's a bully, Skylar receives love and affection, along with numerous other things Lou believes he is owed, and Lou's vindictive cruelty as asexual as he is - which is not at all. I truly believe that even if he doesn't sexually abuse him, Lou is definitely a physical threat to him, and the kid's life is fucked enough already without his fake-troon furry uncle 'accidentally' hitting him, threatening and intimidating him, and possibly worse. While I don't know if Lou is an actual zoophile or pedo, that doesn't mean he isn't capable of hurting his nephew out of the barrage of negative emotions that drive him - basically all seven deadly sins combined with low impulse control.
I cancelled the order so as per my order they didn’t ship. But they contract with small local flower places which is why I wasn’t sure. I’m 100% sure now that he didn’t get them because I didn’t write what he said in the card.

If he got flowers he can produce a photo of them.
 
Jasmine, like Lou, reads this thread. Someone above mentioned that he's getting help from the government, shortly after Jasmine retweets these.
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It doesn't matter if you have a coupon to get a second pizza half-off, taking money and actually buying groceries would benefit better. I have never understood that about Lou or Marsh, always saying they are starving but immediately begging for delivery. Ordering 50-60 bucks worth of groceries will sustain you so much longer than fucking pizza, but I guess that's why lolcows are lolcows.
 
I'd love to see an actual IQ test for these people, both Louis and Jasmine.

Beyond having obvious personality disorders, there's no denying that they're just really dumb. Dumb in a "school can't help, and they could never live on their own" type way.

I think even if supplied with education and life coaching, these people are just intellectually faulty at their very core.

They would have either been institutionalized for being idiots, or thrown off a cliff


Edit: oh no, what did you guys do to hurt his feelings this time?
 

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Jesus fucking Christ. 2-3 slices of pizza per meal. Are you fucking kidding me. Also, if you're going to stuff your face with that much pizza why the fuck do you need snacks? These ebegging obeasts could at least have the decency to use their gifted money on beans, rice, cheaper veggies and chicken to get more bang for their buck, but I guess they wouldn't be lolcows if they did that. Not to mention they'd have a lot less health problems if they ate less and cut down on the junk food.

Pizza is fucking EXPENSIVE. IMO its supposed to be a special, indulgent treat for every now and then, but these fuckers treat it like its their milk and bread. If they MUST consume pizza so often why don't they try their hands at making pizza themselves? It'd be a lot cheaper and god knows they have all the time in the world to do it since all they do all day is sit at home and post on Twitter.
 
Let's see how many calories tubby is stuffing down his cavernous maw at a time.

Here's Pizza Hut's calories per slice.
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At the lightest end of 2 slices for 250 calories a piece, he's eating 500 calories in a sitting. If he's eating something heavier (which we know he is because lolfat), at 500 calories a slice, 3 slices at a time, he's eating 1500 calories in one sitting.

Let's try Domino's.
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Assuming he got the lightest option, that's 420 calories for 2 slices. If we go by the heaviest option of 520 calories a slice, that's a whopping 1560 calories for 3 slices in one sitting.

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Let's assume he got the cheapest option (Little Caesar's charges $5 for a basic pepperoni pizza) because he's STARVING and can't afford food. Little Caesar's also looks like it might be the lightest on calories, with their calorie counter applying to the entire pizza. That means fat boy could eat an entire pizza in one sitting and he would probably still sit under his basal metabolic rate because lolfat. But we know he didn't get the cheapest option.
 
Let's see how many calories tubby is stuffing down his cavernous maw at a time.

Here's Pizza Hut's calories per slice.
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At the lightest end of 2 slices for 250 calories a piece, he's eating 500 calories in a sitting. If he's eating something heavier (which we know he is because lolfat), at 500 calories a slice, 3 slices at a time, he's eating 1500 calories in one sitting.

Let's try Domino's.
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Assuming he got the lightest option, that's 420 calories for 2 slices. If we go by the heaviest option of 520 calories a slice, that's a whopping 1560 calories for 3 slices in one sitting.

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Let's assume he got the cheapest option (Little Caesar's charges $5 for a basic pepperoni pizza) because he's STARVING and can't afford food. Little Caesar's also looks like it might be the lightest on calories, with their calorie counter applying to the entire pizza. That means fat boy could eat an entire pizza in one sitting and he would probably still sit under his basal metabolic rate because lolfat. But we know he didn't get the cheapest option.
I mean, if UK poors absolutely HAVE to have a pizza fix, we've got this, which you probably couldn't make at this price. A damn sight healthier than the takeaway option as well, even if you added your own extras to it (unless you add lard).

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Don't tell me that they can't find super basic pizzas for the equivalent over there. Not having that at all. It doesn't get the ol' crack receptors twitching as much as a 3ft takeaway pizza tho does it.

And if he's only eating 3 slices at a time I'll eat Lou's toenail clippings. He's scarfing the fuckin lot.
 
I mean, if UK poors absolutely HAVE to have a pizza fix, we've got this, which you probably couldn't make at this price. A damn sight healthier than the takeaway option as well, even if you added your own extras to it (unless you add lard).

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Don't tell me that they can't find super basic pizzas for the equivalent over there. Not having that at all. It doesn't get the ol' crack receptors twitching as much as a 3ft takeaway pizza tho does it.

And if he's only eating 3 slices at a time I'll eat Lou's toenail clippings. He's scarfing the fuckin lot.
You can't expect our dainty gorl to use an oven!
 
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