I'd much rather him just post a video sperging over some shitty unboxing and go back to begging on Twitter while rumbling about every single inconvenience. Much better format to enjoy DSP.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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He could have been fucking his wife all day today. Instead he chose to be here with us, and I appreciate that. The office is dull.
His certifiably insane career ham wallet wife has to have been a good lay if she was gold digging looking like that.
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well that and he's got no one, not even Kat, he didn't say Kat and I will laugh at them all night but laughing to himself. Also how does he live rent free in our heads but he's going to monitor kiwifarms on his night off instead of spending it with his wife.
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you really need to know when to shut up, you are nowhere near as clever or smart as you think you are.
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In case people aren't aware, I'm pretty sure Phil shouted this at his chat when someone suggested he and Kathy pack some sandwiches so they can save money not eating at a restaurant on his day off, Phil and Kathy eat Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner at a sit-down restaurant for all 3 meals on Phil's "day off" because as Phil puts it they "are so busy they don't have enough time."
In case this Pig-splanation slipped under your radar they "need" to spend 30-40 minutes 3 times a day (up to 2 hours) eating at a restaurant because they are "too busy".
Phil is literally crying because he could only eat breakfast at a sit-down restaurant so far today. Oh, by the way, Phil likes to have steak for breakfast at restaurants. Imagine Cry-Tweeting like this shortly after eating steak at a restaurant, that's what Phil is doing. How dare you disgusting assholes kick him when he's down and his belly is full of steak.
I hope his payment does go through today because that would mean all this crying was over missing eating lunch at a restaurant today.
In case this Pig-splanation slipped under your radar they "need" to spend 30-40 minutes 3 times a day (up to 2 hours) eating at a restaurant because they are "too busy".
Phil is literally crying because he could only eat breakfast at a sit-down restaurant so far today. Oh, by the way, Phil likes to have steak for breakfast at restaurants. Imagine Cry-Tweeting like this shortly after eating steak at a restaurant, that's what Phil is doing. How dare you disgusting assholes kick him when he's down and his belly is full of steak.
I hope his payment does go through today because that would mean all this crying was over missing eating lunch at a restaurant today.
Phil said in the last week or two he's living "tip to tip". . .and the homoerotic jokes write themselves.
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"Now, I will hilariously monitor [...]"
Phil, you just insulted yourself. Next time that you pretend to be a 'Bad Boy', double check the tweet with one of your mods, or their caretakers.
David Davidson
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@Pargon You got your wish. Phil is still going to show off what he bought while crying poor on twitter dot com
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Imagine if he had an actual family with actual progeny. How often their kid would go without food because neither dumb-ass Kat or Dave can muster the courage to sacrifice even a little bit of their own comfort to buy food even once a fucking week.
He wants all the trappings of a successful career, doting wife, and comfortable living without ever lifting a single fucking finger for any of it.
Like, no one is wondering “what this means”. We know it’s a new chair or some other luxury item that only benefits him, not his stream or audience, and we’re baffled how low he’s sunk crying poor while “receiving” various luxury items.
EDIT: of course this tweet also reinforces what we already know, he couldn’t give a shit about spending time with his wife, he wants a day off to seethe at the farms. Kat is probably off playing Skyrim on the computer she’s had for five years while Phil brings in new consoomer goods every couple of days.
He wants all the trappings of a successful career, doting wife, and comfortable living without ever lifting a single fucking finger for any of it.
Like, no one is wondering “what this means”. We know it’s a new chair or some other luxury item that only benefits him, not his stream or audience, and we’re baffled how low he’s sunk crying poor while “receiving” various luxury items.
EDIT: of course this tweet also reinforces what we already know, he couldn’t give a shit about spending time with his wife, he wants a day off to seethe at the farms. Kat is probably off playing Skyrim on the computer she’s had for five years while Phil brings in new consoomer goods every couple of days.
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Phail out looking for a new bride?
UncleFuckAss
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He had "designated meal times" with Leanna. He's a spaz.
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Definitely hilarious that he's going to be sitting here.
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He really only spends time with his wife when he can either spend money in front of her or when she cooks him food. Otherwise he's burying his hook-nose into his phone, either for gacha or drama.
That poor soulmate-maid-mom-mare.
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Thank you, Santa Christ, my body is ready.
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Horrible, spine-shattering whiplash is a core component of the DSP streaming experience. (see: latest Skyward Sword stream being completely interrupted to unbox a fucking laptop.)
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They are probably delivering the new love seat/chair today which is why he's at home all day.
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It'd be funny to put the thread into member's only mode, and then list active members at the bottom of the thread. Either Phil would make an account and out himself just lurking, or we pull back the curtain on him. No trolling plans, I guess...
I know that feature existed at one point.
I know that feature existed at one point.
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And now he starts talking about mobile games.
You never know when to stop, do you?
You never know when to stop, do you?
Hey Phil since you're reading, will you reuse the shitty gamer balloons from last year for your 40th birthday?
Is this why you're splurging out on shit you can't afford while crying on Twitter?
Is this why you're splurging out on shit you can't afford while crying on Twitter?
tzgnilki
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dave really out here using velcro to hang a coat rack, and still trying to convince anyone they're a dummy
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The more I think about this the happier I am.
When he was hiding the results of his grift he at least had plausible deniability. Now, just because he gets a dopamine/income hit when he hyped something up, he’s shot himself in the foot. Now everything he buys with his begbucks is going to be advertised right alongside his beg tweets.
It’s the worst possible thing for a compulsive liar and career grifter to do, and he did it.
When he was hiding the results of his grift he at least had plausible deniability. Now, just because he gets a dopamine/income hit when he hyped something up, he’s shot himself in the foot. Now everything he buys with his begbucks is going to be advertised right alongside his beg tweets.
It’s the worst possible thing for a compulsive liar and career grifter to do, and he did it.
AlexiTheTrucker
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This follows what I have been saying. He can only make money off of drama. New games are now drawing shorter bursts of new money (non-major paypig money) and they are not bringing in channel members. It doesn't help that he has no personality aside from being a cunt for the sake of it. He is having a harder and harder time hitting the elevated tips goals and absolutely would not without the same 8 to 10 whales (assuming they are all unique people and not 3 to 4 people with alt accounts). The Series X reveal proved to him once and for all he needs drama. Drama allows him to milk the whales with the "us vs. them" approach while fail trolls throw money at him so they can get a Wings meme on screen.
Now, you could say that this is a successful strategy for him and it is to a smaller degree but he is screwing himself like always. He fails at basic pattern recognition in real life to the same extent as when he plays games. He has found a method to pop himself up in people's awareness but that awareness fades. You can't do the same thing ad nauseum and expect people to stay entertained. There is a shelf life to entertainment. He vastly shortens that shelf life by being extremely lazy in his execution of his gimmicks and being aggressively shitty to his community.
TL;DR - He will get a small bump in tard bux for this nothing reveal and then it will drop while he stumbles along trying to find the next thing to create drama over.
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