DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSydeBegging]

god damn, who would have thought phil's day off would be one of the most entertaining of the year. You guys are the best.

I'm conflicted about what the prestream will be tomorrow. Wether or not Phil will bring up the events from today, or not bring it up and hope his retard fans forget how much of a hypocritical lazy entitled loser he is. Although, on the other hand, I bet phil will bring this up to beg for more money. I wonder if he would say if he got paid by youtube yet?

Yeah, he'll bring it up since nobody reads his Twitter except for the coomer and some guys on KF. Another great way for Philbert to score some sympathy points after gifting all his fans money to himself and buying the shitbox, laptop and whatever crap he decides to gift himself next.
I don't believe Youtube didn't pay him out though. Probably the same as the Twitch payment which magically appeared right after his begathon stahped.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

god damn, who would have thought phil's day off would be one of the most entertaining of the year. You guys are the best.

I'm conflicted about what the prestream will be tomorrow. Wether or not Phil will bring up the events from today, or not bring it up and hope his retard fans forget how much of a hypocritical lazy entitled loser he is. Although, on the other hand, I bet phil will bring this up to beg for more money. I wonder if he would say if he got paid by youtube yet?

He's just gonna tell himself that all the negative (that is, criticism) posts are trolls who are jealous about all the GREAT NEW FUN ADDITIONS he's spent the fundraiser money on. Even though today's whining probably attracted more normal people to try and offer him advice than the usual suspects.

 

[FormerPro]

Phil's surprise streams are infinitely better than his actual gameplay streams. Watching him fabricate these mad tales about why he's suddenly got an Xbox or a Laptop or a Chair, despite being unable to afford food is genuinely entertaining. Phil lies with the same passion and enthusiasm as the people on those criminal psychology YouTube channels accused of murdering their families. At this point I feel like lying must be one of the only things in life he enjoys, because he's at it every single day and puts way more effort into trying to keep his cockamamie stories in order than he ever has in putting on a good stream.

Keep it up Phil! I can't wait to tune in tomorrow to see what majestic tapestry of lies you attempt to weave in the damaged and degenerate brains of the merry gang of nonces, furries and perverts you call your fans.

 

[UaineRunei]

god damn, who would have thought phil's day off would be one of the most entertaining of the year. You guys are the best.

I'm conflicted about what the prestream will be tomorrow. Wether or not Phil will bring up the events from today, or not bring it up and hope his retard fans forget how much of a hypocritical lazy entitled loser he is. Although, on the other hand, I bet phil will bring this up to beg for more money. I wonder if he would say if he got paid by youtube yet?

All I can say is that I'm expecting the tips goal being hit during the prestream, because he will create a fantastic narrative about how trolls made him depressed when he had no money and how he persevered to be 'here with you guys, playing some games, having fun and thinking positively! Now, the best way to support me is tipping [...]'

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

And now he starts talking about mobile games.
You never know when to stop, do you?

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This is Phil gloating that he pumped money into a mobile game that didn’t collapse in on itself

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He's so scared of people being able to thumbs down his Tweets lmao

Imagine caring about your Twitter statistics. Phil my man, this is a little different from the videos that you make money on being disliked out of an algorithm or whatever.

I’ll confidently say if Twitter implements a dislike button it’ll become the biggest detractor ever, he’ll have no way of hiding the negativity of his begging tweets, and he’ll have no narrative to spin outside of “da trolls” he uses for everything. It’ll be maximum cope

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I know that pre-stream is gonna be lined with gold dust. "So, on my only day off, guys!" *snort* "I made a tweet venting muh frustrations with YouTube and them paying me. Oh, btw, I need tips, guys! YouTube didn't pay me for everything...." Also, Phil: it's cheaper to cook from home! What you could spend at iHop, that's three breakfast meals that could be cooked at home. Minus the DoorDash fee/tip. C'mon, Phil. Be the mature adult you claim to be!

 

[Iron Hamster]

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He's so scared of people being able to thumbs down his Tweets lmao

Then stop posting garbage.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil lies with the same passion and enthusiasm as the people on those criminal psychology YouTube channels accused of murdering their families.

Free idea for anyone that can actually edit a video: take voiceover clips from JCS police interrogation analysis videos and put them over Phil begging for money or explaining how he got an Xbox.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Anyone else waiting for the late night gin tweets?

 

[thedingledongle]

Anyone else waiting for the late night gin tweets?

Honestly he might be passed out; I would assume he hit it hard after his little tantrum on Twitter.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil's surprise streams are infinitely better than his actual gameplay streams. Watching him fabricate these mad tales about why he's suddenly got an Xbox or a Laptop or a Chair, despite being unable to afford food is genuinely entertaining. Phil lies with the same passion and enthusiasm as the people on those criminal psychology YouTube channels accused of murdering their families. At this point I feel like lying must be one of the only things in life he enjoys, because he's at it every single day and puts way more effort into trying to keep his cockamamie stories in order than he ever has in putting on a good stream.

Keep it up Phil! I can't wait to tune in tomorrow to see what majestic tapestry of lies you attempt to weave in the damaged and degenerate brains of the merry gang of nonces, furries and perverts you call your fans.

Agreed. I'm all for Phil buying shit he doesn't need every day and bragging about it instead of playing games. Paypigs, allow Phil to do this.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I didn’t notice this until just now, but Phil used his boomer tenor meme which says “ok” instead of “oh, shit”. Not only is it a pussification but also makes no sense grammatically. Not a children’s entertainer.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Activision Blizzard are being sued for sexual misconduct, gaming news segment is going to be unbearable full of misinformation he got from half reading tweets from IGN, made up memories of playing blizzard games and random comments about workplace harassment that honestly make people question if he has a learning disability.

then shitting on ubisoft cause something something mobile game based on Tom Clancy games something something assassin's creed.

EDIT - typos, it happens when you're a brain dead detractor.

 

[BepsiLight]

Jesus fucking christ today was hilarious.
Poor phil had nothing to eat so he had gin for breakfast, and probably lunch and he might still be having some gin for dinner right now.
What a fucking bullshit ride. Imagine making six fucking figures a year and still, allegedly, living paycheck to paycheck.
Part of me wants to believe he is actually living paycheck to paycheck and somehow blew 300 bucks in tips in one night but the most logical explanation is that he actually has money stashed but just enjoys acting like a bitch and playing the victim. The whole world is crumbling because his paycheck cleared a couple hours late, poor him.

 

[Alt+F4]

SO I find it strange that they (maybe a single whale) donated everything in such a short period of time, almost like Phil bought everything himself and staggered their appearance on stream + random shipping autism.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Phil opening up a laptop? And knowing what an M.2 slot is? Does he even own a screwdriver?

He didn’t even know what fucking “Ryzen 3” meant when he was reading the specs on his new laptop the other day…

“‘RYZEN 3, I have no idea what that means…”

 

[Gensou Hadou]

god damn, who would have thought phil's day off would be one of the most entertaining of the year. You guys are the best.

I'm conflicted about what the prestream will be tomorrow. Wether or not Phil will bring up the events from today, or not bring it up and hope his retard fans forget how much of a hypocritical lazy entitled loser he is. Although, on the other hand, I bet phil will bring this up to beg for more money. I wonder if he would say if he got paid by youtube yet?

"Okay! Uuum, alottapeepul told me that Activision got sued for sexual harassment. Now, I've NEVER sexually harassed anyone ever! Sexual harassment is wrong and it's disgusting, okay?"
*someone brings up PandaLee*
"Alright, some idiot's saying stupid shit, I'm just gonna ban him. Tuh-huh!"

 

[HERO_V]

This dipshit truly is astonishing in his ways on surpassing his levels of faggotry. Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, he always manages to find a way to sink further into his pathetic mere existence. He is beyond help at this point. Anyone still supporting his lifestyle is a certified Grade A retard.

It baffles me how this man-child can receive over $600 in tips (within two days) and still claim not to have any money. This would be hilarious if it wasn't so frustrating and consistent in his timeline. The guy is a full blown beggar. He offers nothing to the world and when he's gone, the only thing he'll have contributed is laughter (at his expense) and memes. Phil if you're reading this, choke on a bag of dicks.

 

[Fill Bern El]

"Okay! Uuum, alottapeepul told me that Activision got sued for sexual harassment. Now, I've NEVER sexually harassed anyone ever! Sexual harassment is wrong and it's disgusting, okay?"
*someone brings up PandaLee*
"Alright, some idiot's saying stupid shit, I'm just gonna ban him. Tuh-huh!"

If only people realized how much it looks like DSP exploited Pandalee. Like I don't even post most of it 'cause it's just upsetting.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

So are we going to get a new item reveal every couple of days now? I bet Phil will be hoping for a ton of viewers to show up this time unlike the laptop unboxing.

He knows his streaming "career" is quickly going down the toilet so he does the only thing he knows how to do and spends spends spends. Enjoy the new chair/couch Phil!