DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nothing_I_Could_Snort]

LONG time lurker. Since 2014, dood. This latest bullshit is finally enough to bring even me out of the shadows. Fuck this guy. I can literally taste his sleaziness at this point.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I know that pre-stream is gonna be lined with gold dust. "So, on my only day off, guys!" *snort* "I made a tweet venting muh frustrations with YouTube and them paying me. Oh, btw, I need tips, guys! YouTube didn't pay me for everything...." Also, Phil: it's cheaper to cook from home! What you could spend at iHop, that's three breakfast meals that could be cooked at home. Minus the DoorDash fee/tip. C'mon, Phil. Be the mature adult you claim to be!

Phil has also shouted at his chat before that "it costs exactly the same to eat at a restaurant as it does to buy food at the store and make it yourself at home."

He shouted at them that the price of the food on a menu at a restaurant is exactly the same amount it would be if you bought the ingredients yourself at a store and made it at home.

I believe he actually defended this idea by saying some variation of, "If the food at a restaurant was more expensive than just buying it at a store why would anyone ever eat at a restaurant? They wouldn't! Restaurants would go out of business if they were more expensive than the store." He closed it out by saying that anyone who didn't agree with him is a dumb fucking child who's obviously never had to take care of themselves.

Phil thinks he could run a restaurant one day. Phil is retarded.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

WokesydePhil

 

[Jew-ish]

I believe he actually defended this idea by saying some variation of, "If the food at a restaurant was more expensive than just buying it at a store why would anyone ever eat at a restaurant? They wouldn't! Restaurants would go out of business if they were more expensive than the store." He closed it out by saying that anyone who didn't agree with him is a dumb fucking child who's obviously never had to take care of themselves.

That quote is the most autistic thing I have ever read.

 

[Gramh]

Phil has also shouted at his chat before that "it costs exactly the same to eat at a restaurant as it does to buy food at the store and make it yourself at home."

He shouted at them that the price of the food on a menu at a restaurant is exactly the same amount it would be if you bought the ingredients yourself at a store and made it at home.

I believe he actually defended this idea by saying some variation of, "If the food at a restaurant was more expensive than just buying it at a store why would anyone ever eat at a restaurant? They wouldn't! Restaurants would go out of business if they were more expensive than the store." He closed it out by saying that anyone who didn't agree with him is a dumb fucking child who's obviously never had to take care of themselves.

Phil thinks he could run a restaurant one day. Phil is retarded.

Not that I don't believe you, but I can't imagine even Phil is that fucking stupid so I would like to see a clip of this. I know I know, do my own research, but I suffer from a rare and debilitating illness known as being retarded and lazy.

 

[Lady Adjani]

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Dave trying to farm woke upvotes is pretty cringe, he'd get canceled in a heartbeat if anyone bothered going after him.

 

[Iron Father]

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"YIKES" thanks buddy, real thought-provoking shit.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Not that I don't believe you, but I can't imagine even Phil is that fucking stupid so I would like to see a clip of this. I know I know, do my own research, but I suffer from a rare and debilitating illness known as being retarded and lazy.

I'm pretty tired, but Ill' try to find it. Here's a couple other Kiwis referencing it. Hopefully I'll be able to remember a specific sequence of words that'll make it pop up.

You missed the time where DSP explained to us that he only gets cheap food when he eats out and that by the time he buys all the ingredients it costs the same to cook at home than to eat out.

WRONG! Cooking food at home costs the same amount as eating out! Fact!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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We did it boys, sexism is no more
DSP The Immortal has spoken
"Yikes".

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Phil has also shouted at his chat before that "it costs exactly the same to eat at a restaurant as it does to buy food at the store and make it yourself at home."

He shouted at them that the price of the food on a menu at a restaurant is exactly the same amount it would be if you bought the ingredients yourself at a store and made it at home.

I believe he actually defended this idea by saying some variation of, "If the food at a restaurant was more expensive than just buying it at a store why would anyone ever eat at a restaurant? They wouldn't! Restaurants would go out of business if they were more expensive than the store." He closed it out by saying that anyone who didn't agree with him is a dumb fucking child who's obviously never had to take care of themselves.

Phil thinks he could run a restaurant one day. Phil is retarded.

If you can find this I'd love to see it. I can't imagine a more fucked up way of understanding business.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

This dipshit truly is astonishing in his ways on surpassing his levels of faggotry. Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, he always manages to find a way to sink further into his pathetic mere existence. He is beyond help at this point. Anyone still supporting his lifestyle is a certified Grade A retard.

It baffles me how this man-child can receive over $600 in tips (within two days) and still claim not to have any money. This would be hilarious if it wasn't so frustrating and consistent in his timeline. The guy is a full blown beggar. He offers nothing to the world and when he's gone, the only thing he'll have contributed is laughter (at his expense) and memes. Phil if you're reading this, choke on a bag of dicks.

Phil is a grade A cunt. I admit I'm an ametur when it comes to DSP. But even I know a a greedy little shit when I see one. Phil can suck a sand paper cock

 

[Gramh]

Dave trying to farm woke upvotes is pretty cringe, he'd get canceled in a heartbeat if anyone bothered going after him.

Pretty sure Dark being on the Youtube is a result of the long series of being canceled various times over. I don't know how much harder you can cancel someone to be honest.

 

[Sven]

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Despite all the other storylines creating much entertainment you got to give credit when they seeded the Twitter Influencer into the new console gen storyline. His pathetic ass tepid water takes and sad brown nosing showing his desperation to be one of the 'in' group so badly, and so obviously just so he can dunk on the plebs at that point. And to think so many of these Twitter shenanigan's all steamed from one of his wheelchairs getting a PS5 and Phil being so ass-blasted and jealous about it.

 

[Nothing_I_Could_Snort]

Philip will more than likely diminish all of everything that has transpired today during tomorrow’s “stream”. As any Cult Leader worth his salt would. Keep up on him though. Don’t let him memory hole and forget this shit. We detractors may finally be onto something here.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Pretty sure Dark being on the Youtube is a result of the long series of being canceled various times over. I don't know how much harder you can cancel someone to be honest.

A Paypal ban would be the final nail in the coffin

 

[Prince Lotor]

That quote is the most autistic thing I have ever read.

Not that I don't believe you, but I can't imagine even Phil is that fucking stupid so I would like to see a clip of this. I know I know, do my own research, but I suffer from a rare and debilitating illness known as being retarded and lazy.

If you can find this I'd love to see it. I can't imagine a more fucked up way of understanding business.

Oh god, I found it. It was a fucking $1 SnoKarl rant. He calls SnoKarl 5 years old for not understanding this and end his rant with saying "Facts & Logic". The kicker is Phil is giving this rant barely 3 weeks after filing for bankruptcy. Phil is even more retarded than I remembered.
Timestamped @ 45m35s Edit: Video wouldn't embed? Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBtaG9XPyj4&t=45m35s

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Pretty sure Dark being on the Youtube is a result of the long series of being canceled various times over. I don't know how much harder you can cancel someone to be honest.

Well to be fair YouTube allowed faggots/queerosexuals on like James Charles and Jay station after giving them the ban hammer once. YouTube is fucking retarded and it will take sometime before they get sick of Phil's shit and the automated report system gets overloaded and just bans him.

 

[Chef Autism]

Could you imagine a world where DSP gets banned from Twitter somehow and can't send out whale calls?

Phil's main problem in life is that he's a coward. He can never say what he really thinks or feels, not even to himself. He can't even bring himself to utter the word "money" anymore. Everything he says and thinks, even when it's just him and his gin, is contrived in some way.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Oh this Tom Clancy mobile game was one of the biggest flops of all time? I wonder what happened. After Phil's 10 years of working in the gaming industry I'm sure he'll have an informed take.
Phil: This game flopped! Nuhu!
This huge videogame company is embroiled in a scandal alleging systemic abuse over years? I wonder what insights Phil's 10 year knowledge of working in the gaming industry will bring.
Phil: Yikes!

But ask him about a two dollar cheeseburger he ate in 1999 and he'll give you a twenty minute monologue.

Phil has also shouted at his chat before that "it costs exactly the same to eat at a restaurant as it does to buy food at the store and make it yourself at home."

He shouted at them that the price of the food on a menu at a restaurant is exactly the same amount it would be if you bought the ingredients yourself at a store and made it at home.

I believe he actually defended this idea by saying some variation of, "If the food at a restaurant was more expensive than just buying it at a store why would anyone ever eat at a restaurant? They wouldn't! Restaurants would go out of business if they were more expensive than the store." He closed it out by saying that anyone who didn't agree with him is a dumb fucking child who's obviously never had to take care of themselves.

Phil thinks he could run a restaurant one day. Phil is retarded.

Here I am buying rice and chicken from Trader Joe's like an idiot when I could have been saving big bucks buying Chinese takeout.
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard Phil say. What does he think? Those bastard restaurant owners are trying to undercut the little guys like Walmart? It's kind of unacceptable for a man his age to be so fundamentally ignorant on basic facts about how life works. I think even children instinctually understand the concept of restaurants charging more for buying, preparing, and serving the food.

 

[Jew-ish]

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard Phil say. What does he think? Those bastard restaurant owners are trying to undercut the little guys like Walmart? It's kind of unacceptable for a man his age to be so fundamentally ignorant on basic facts about how life works. I think even children instinctually understand the concept of restaurants charging more for buying, preparing, and serving the food.

I think the funniest part is the implication that Phil, of all people, doesnt tip lol