DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSoulsPhil]

What a fantastic day to be a detractor. You just sit back, relax and watch the salt flow.

 

[Full Race Replay]

What a fantastic day to be a detractor. You just sit back, relax and watch the salt flow.

This is what it’s all about. Watching Phil rage and cope over Twitter replies that nobody had to donate money for him to read.

 

[Down At The Farms]

He just can’t stop himself. Phil probably spent his breakfast money on gin.

edit: this tweet should go up in the Louvre. It has
-silent majority meme
-high twitter engagement meme
-avoid drama meme
-major contradiction (“I don’t tweet for the replies” after spending his whole off day tweeting replies)
-brainless idiots insult

 

[MoonRocker]

So much to unpack. His day offs are usually pretty fucking tame unless he goes on a weird Twitter spergout and boy did he deliver today. Let’s get into it shall we?

1. Phil’s begging narratives are really interesting to analyze in context. They don’t make any sense to us (lack of continuity, constant contradictions, recycling the same emergencies continuously) but in his mind he believes it’s a coherent narrative he can peddle to his army of retards. And, sadly, it does work and has been working on the feebleminded for quite some time. He is 100% going to use today’s begging in relation to the Tips Goal.

2. This Tweet today will enable him to once again revisit the concept of making the $200 daily Tips Foal for each stream as a permanent fixture: “See what I mean? YT is unpredictable! I usually always get paid on the 21st of each month and this time I didn’t! Therefore, it’s safer for me to keep the Tips Goal at $200 just in case this happens again.” Here Phil, I wrote you the fucking script. Just use it for the pre-stream tomorrow and you’re all set. No need to credit me as you constantly steal ideas from us anyways and never thank us. We’re used to it and aren’t as greedy as you are anyways.

3. His day off schedule really makes you wonder: what the fuck is actually going on during those days? We’re to believe this recluse eats out three a day? The same blob of fat who gets scared when he hears a car driving outside of his house? Bullshit. I assume it goes something like this: he orders breakfast through DoorDash (confirmed by the “at least we can afford breakfast this morning” Beg Tweet); he goes grocery shopping and probably eats a meal in a shitty, greasy restaurant at a nearby mall; then he waddles off home and orders another meal off DoorDash. That’s why he was panicking about not having $150-$200 to waste for his day off on food that he shares with his horse. Insane spending habits for a man that’s constantly feigning distress and poverty. Oh and, I guess his wife-maid isn’t too keen on cooking on her days off either. Really lovey household you got going there Phil.

4. His relationship with Khet can’t even be called a relationship at this point. What marriage can even survive or be considered remotely healthy when you spend only one day a week with your SO? Anybody in a relationship knows that shit doesn’t fly. You make time for the other person you live your life with. To me, it’s just more proof that they function more as roommates than a married couple. He also spent the whole day arguing with trolls on Twitter. If I allotted one day a week to spend with my girl and I spent most of the day on the internet, you know she’s gonna make my day a living hell. There doesn’t seem to be anything between those two and you know why? Because Khet doesn’t care nor loves him. She does not treat this man as someone that she loves and wants to spend time with. The fact that she has never put her foot down or made it clear that he either fixes his schedule and spend more time with her or she’s out of this relationship means she probably likes the fact she spends so little time with him. It appears your wife wants nothing to do with you Phil. How incredibly lonely and pathetic.

5. His inability to be flexible about his schedule is just the most autistic shit I’ve ever seen. The reason why he doesn’t budge from his schedule is related to my first point. Phil is desperate to portray himself as a busy guy who’s always broke and is always “working” extra hard and therefore can’t stop streaming early to spend more time with his wife, for example. And to be honest, I’m sure neither of them want to spend more time with each other. Just this year only, I travelled nine different times with my girlfriend and we’re going to NY next month for our anniversary. I fucking hate traveling but my girl loves it. That’s what a relationship is: making sacrifices for the person you love. I see none of that with Phil and Khet. The only time they travelled was when they eloped to his parent’s house. You can’t even call that a vacation or a trip. Think about this: Phil’s parents have met his wife once in almost three fucking years. Yeah, there is no relationship. Phil is living a lie about being in a happy relationship and Khet is using him as a wallet. Fitting for a guy who was nicknamed “open wallet” by his WWE Champions clan.

6. The audacity to beg on his day off after confirming that he’s made three big purchases just this last week is like reaching the peak of the Mountain of Lack of Self-Awareness. The optics are just so bad. It’s in such bad taste. But, again, the content of these begging tweets is not for us, it’s for the small cadre of autists who do genuinely fall for the Cult Leader’s lies. Like @Comma said: when you think Phil can’t reach a new low, he just barrels one floor below rock bottom to prove you wrong.

YT DSP Redux is delivering to a level we haven’t seen in years. The begging is off the charts; the lies are off the charts; the lack of self-awareness is off the charts. Every worst aspect of Phil's behavior has been amplified here. He’s become so brazen with his “I’m poor, tip me” bullshit narrative while raking more money than he was when he was making REEmergency YT vlogs, he’s given up on any semblance of continuity between all the lies he’s been trying to juggle. It’s producing some peak DSP content and I couldn’t be happier.

Trolls were definitely not punching the air today.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I haven't been around for a couple of months I think at this point, but I'm guessing Dave is still:

-Begging
-Gin tweeting on off days
-Telling Jasper to stahp doing that
-Calling donators morahns
-Having upcoming financial obligations
-Getting last minute whale tippers
-Terrible at video games
-Boring

Am I in the ballpark?

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Also:
"I have enough money to buy us breakfast"
This motherfucker is really trying to convince everyone that they got literally nothing to eat in the house.

I don't even have words for how fucking disgusting this faggot is. He knows nothing of what it means to struggle, to him it means blowing his wad on WWEC the night before and not having cucktards to suck dry the following day.

Dude is acting like he scraped some pennies up under his couch and begged the store to let him buy some eggs. What a joke man his money management skills are the worst I've ever seen. You don't need to go to restaurants every day or even every week buy some cereal.

It legit pisses me off seeing him say BS like this as what you said resonates with me personally what with actually being poor and broke back in my younger days and having to go to a liquor store (convenient store) and hope because I'm a regular that maybe they just might let me have some credit so I can get some food to eat.

Sorry for repost. Incorrectly quoted.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Definitely a gin night

 

[JimiHendrix]

like i said. phil thinks each view his video gets, even between part 1 and part 2, are unique viewers.

just like he thinks every click on one of his tweets is an individual person looking at it.

i ain't gonna lie, i don't know the intricacies of how twitter works, but Nigel explained this "visibility" shit before and from what I recall, lines up with what I just said. someone correct me otherwise.

 

[EAT TOMATO PASTE]

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Definitely a gin night

the coping is reaching astronomical levels. no, phil. your tweets barely get any engagement. no, phil. there is no silent majority. you are just some fat slob that begs for money and thats it. nothing else

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The last 12 hours summarised

 

[SauceRyuKen]

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Damn, dude. I'd like to rate Phil optimistic for this. The weaseling around is VERY low quality in here, too. I wasn't begging, I was just complaining about my paycheck not clearing and if somebody wanted to give me money, I'unno, woulda been cool I guess! Yeah Phil, getting money from wheelchairs on your day off would be pretty cool. Hilarious that he also lowkey debunked us saying he only spends time with Khet when he's got money to burn on her. She's definitely not an escort, you guys- She let me creep on her as she (Poorly, for sure) played Yakuza 5! We were maxin' and relaxin', it was very nice! Yeah, sure, Phil. You played WWE Champs on the couch, slammed some gin n' tonics and took to twitter, on your phone, where you had been pulling all day. Your roommate Kat was off getting sandwiched by Jim and Tyrone. Nice of you to not splurge on takeout this one time, but I'm sure next week you'll splurge with a vengeance.

Additionally, you beg all the fucking time. You do whale call tweets pretty much every stream now. The general public, you know, the real majority who thinks you're a freakshow and an outrageous beggar can easily misunderstand that as you wanting more money because you're the Batman of Begging. It's simply what you do, what you're good at. You are the Beg. You can't really argue semantics on this shit: You dunked on ProJared, even if you only hashtagged it instead of tagging him, and you beg on Twitter all the fucking time, even if that one beg could maybe, if you're high on your wheelchair meds and drunk outta your dented gourd, read as just a cope/vent tweet rather than a GIMME MUNNIES tweet.

Aaron's got the right idea. Just use twitter as another begging implement and don't even give your chilly cold takes. Nobody cares about you going YIKES. If that's all you have to say and the best way you have of putting it, it's pointless. Much like your playthroughs, you've been in the industry for oven ten years, and gaming for most of your life. It's only gonna get increasingly hard to justify how can one man remain so clueless and incompetent in spite of having a lifetime of experience in his field.

 

[grump]

So much to unpack. His day offs are usually pretty fucking tame unless he goes on a weird Twitter spergout and boy did he deliver today. Let’s get into it shall we?

1. Phil’s begging narratives are really interesting to analyze in context. They don’t make any sense to us (lack of continuity, constant contradictions, recycling the same emergencies continuously) but in his mind he believes it’s a coherent narrative he can peddle to his army of retards. And, sadly, it does work and has been working on the feebleminded for quite some time. He is 100% going to use today’s begging in relation to the Tips Gia.

2. This Tweet today will enable him to once again revisit the concept of making the $200 daily Tips Foal for each stream as a permanent fixture: “See what I mean? YT is unpredictable! I usually always get paid on the 21st of each month and this time I didn’t! Therefore, it’s safer for me to keep the Tips Goal at $200 just in case this happens again.” Here Phil, I wrote you the fucking script. Just use it for the pre-stream tomorrow and you’re all set. No need to credit me as you constantly steal ideas from us anyways and never thank us. We’re used to it and aren’t as greedy as you are anyways.

3. His day off schedule really makes you wonder: what the fuck is actually going on during those days? We’re to believe this recluse eats out three a day? The same blob of fat who gets scared when he hears a car driving outside of his house? Bullshit. I assume it goes something like this: he orders breakfast through DoorDash (confirmed by the “at least we can afford breakfast this morning” Beg Tweet); he goes grocery shopping and probably eats a meal in a shitty, greasy restaurant at a nearby mall; then he waddles off home and orders another meal off DoorDash. That’s why he was panicking about not having $150-$200 to waste for his day off on food that he shares with his horse. Insane spending habits for a man that’s constantly feigning distress and poverty. Oh and, I guess his wife-maid isn’t too keen on cooking on her days off either. Really lovey household you got going there Phil.

4. His relationship with Khet can’t even be called a relationship at this point. What marriage can even survive or be considered remotely healthy when you spend only one day a week with your SO? Anybody in a relationship knows that shit doesn’t fly. You make time for the other person you live your life with. To me, it’s just more proof that they function more as roommates than a married couple. He also spent the whole day arguing with trolls on Twitter. If I allotted one day a week to spend with my girl and I spent most of the day on the internet, you know she’s gonna make my day a living hell. There doesn’t seem to be anything between those two and you know why? Because Khet doesn’t care nor loves him. She does not treat this man as someone that she loves and wants to spend time with. The fact that she has never put her foot down or made it clear that he either fixes his schedule and spend more time with her or she’s out of this relationship means she probably likes the fact she spends so little time with him. It appears your wife wants nothing to do with you Phil. How incredibly lonely and pathetic.

5. His inability to be flexible about his schedule is just the most autistic shit I’ve ever seen. The reason why he doesn’t budge from his schedule is related to my first point. Phil is desperate to portray himself as a busy guy who’s always broke and is always “working” extra hard and therefore can’t stop streaming early to spend more time with his wife, for example. And to be honest, I’m sure neither of them want to spend more time with each other. Just this year only, I travelled nine different times with my girlfriend and we’re going to NY next month for our anniversary. I fucking hate traveling but my girl loves it. That’s what a relationship is: making sacrifices for the person you love. I see none of that with Phil and Khet. The only time they travelled was when they eloped to his parent’s house. You can’t even call that a vacation or a trip. Think about this: Phil’s parents have met his wife once in almost three fucking years. Yeah, there is no relationship. Phil is living a lie about being in a happy relationship and Khet is using him as a wallet. Fitting for a guy who was nicknamed “open wallet” by his WWE Champions clan.

6. The audacity to beg on his day off after confirming that he’s made three big purchases just this last week is like reaching the peak of the Mountain of Lack of Self-Awareness. The optics are just so bad. It’s in such bad taste. But, again, the content of these begging tweets is not for us, it’s for the small cadre of autists who do genuinely fall for the Cult Leader’s lies. Like @Comma said: when you think Phil can’t reach a new low, he just barrels one floor below rock bottom to prove you wrong.

YT DSP Redux is delivering to a level we haven’t seen in years. The begging is off the charts; the lies are off the charts; the lack of self-awareness is off the charts. Every worst aspect of Phil's behavior has been amplified here. He’s become so brazen with his “I’m poor, tip me” bullshit narrative while raking more money than he was when he was making REEmergency YT vlogs, he’s given up on any semblance of continuity between all the lies he’s been trying to juggle. It’s producing some peak DSP content and I couldn’t be happier.

Trolls were definitely not punching the air today.

We got the full gin buffet this 'day off'/day on Twitter coping. Begging, Flexing, MyLifeSuxPityMeSydePhil, MyLifeRoxUrJustJellySydePhil within the span of an hour. The classic I don't care! multitweet rant. Even had an helping of Wokesydephil cloutchasing over the Activision lawsuit. And of course as always plenty of blawks. must say he works a lot harder at this than his actual 'job'.

 

[UaineRunei]

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Just imagine that this guy, a few hours earlier, was telling everyone that he didn't have money for groceries. Now, he's the 'DSP The Immortal' again.

Also: "I never asked for a thing". Well, fucking congratulations, because usually your 'day off' is the only day in the week that you don't ask for anything. Btw, what happened with the groceries, Phil??? Are you going to be transparent as a piece of charcoal again?

Not even comment on the 'Silent Majority' bullshit. Yeah, your streams are carried by 1-2 people, but they are the majority... Sure. The majority that don't even talk directly to you? Like you said about OIC and GaryBKK?

On a positive note: @Pargon sure had a field day with this lmao

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Hey Phil, I know you'll read this
I sent this tweet and got banned so quickly at 1am.

You have food, you just dont want to open a can or cook.
You're ignoring your wife to watch twitter all day.
Your thin skin makes you a giant pussy.
You posted how breakfast is the only food till paid while people are able too feed their family (children, not cats) at a fraction of what you make.

Enjoy real poor instead of this 6 figure poor when it knocks on your door years from now.

 

[KyonyuuFan]

Phil has also shouted at his chat before that "it costs exactly the same to eat at a restaurant as it does to buy food at the store and make it yourself at home."

He shouted at them that the price of the food on a menu at a restaurant is exactly the same amount it would be if you bought the ingredients yourself at a store and made it at home.

I believe he actually defended this idea by saying some variation of, "If the food at a restaurant was more expensive than just buying it at a store why would anyone ever eat at a restaurant? They wouldn't! Restaurants would go out of business if they were more expensive than the store." He closed it out by saying that anyone who didn't agree with him is a dumb fucking child who's obviously never had to take care of themselves.

Phil thinks he could run a restaurant one day. Phil is retarded.

If he thinks like this then it just confirms he eats a shit ton of fast food. That's the only type of food cheap enough that would somewhat rationalize his argument. Fast food, fast food, right?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Ahahaha look at all that cope.

Hey DSP if your tweets are seen by the silent majority show us how many impressions there are on them.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

His YT payment didn't arrive, so he can't go out to buy groceries and spending his precious and only day off with his wife.
-> someone suggests he should stream today instead and buy groceries tomorrow.
-> says he can't do that because today is the only day off for them both and they want to spend it together.
-> proceeds to browse Twitter and KF (and probably WWEC) while his wife plays Yakuza 5 all day long.

You know Phil, there is only one word to say in response to this kind of marriage:

Spoiler

YIKES

Spoiler: just kidding

AUTISM

 

[Joshuan Moon]

Oh god, I found it. It was a fucking $1 SnoKarl rant. He calls SnoKarl 5 years old for not understanding this and end his rant with saying "Facts & Logic". The kicker is Phil is giving this rant barely 3 weeks after filing for bankruptcy. Phil is even more retarded than I remembered.
Timestamped @ 45m35s Edit: Video wouldn't embed? Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBtaG9XPyj4&t=45m35s

I started paying attention to Phil around this time and I remember this rant (or one like it). You can tell he honestly believes what he is saying here that eating out is just as expensive as cooking at home. I really couldn't wrap my head around how he came to this conclusion, I know some people say that fast food is cheaper and that is why poor people are fat when they shouldn't be because they're poor. It's not true but it's more true than saying that eating at an actual restaurant is just as expensive as eating at home.

It wasn't until I read through the cooking thread that I was able to see what Mr Piggy here is thinking when he says this nonsense. Literally all his home prepared meals are expensive frozen or preprepared dishes. He buys overpriced sides from the grocery deli at like $10 a container (also worth reminding everyone of the "caramel coated" black forest deli ham lol). Almost none of the ingredients he uses are fresh and whole. He gets pre cut vegetables and pre cooked meats. Guaranteed he always buys the name brands over the store brands too.

In his mind putting a frozen stouffers lasagna into an oven or microwave is cooking at home, not actually assembling the ingredients to make a custom gourmet lasagna. Nope, just add some extra cheese from a bag onto the stoufers and thats custom home cooked Italian food. In all likelihood he probably doubles up on the portions because these super processed foods aren't filling and he's a fat. So that's how you end up with a "home cooked" meal that costs $40 for two people.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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This dude is legit laying in bed next to his wife (presumably) at 1am his time tweeting about how he's not bothered by the tractors on the internet.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Reminder:

Kat is so stupid that she put her half-eaten Indian food into the garbage disposal, bones and all, turned it on, "got scared" when the bones were being chewed up by the disposal, and sat there staring at it being ground up/it dulling the blades as it roared in the sink drain until Phil came over to investigate the noise, turn off the disposal, and throw the bone away.

This is the brainpower you're talking about when you discuss Phil's better half.