DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Poo Twister]

Phil's recent Tweets are dripping with cope. You can see him saying this shit to himself before he sends that shit out. I'm loving this silent majority thing, he thinks he's the champion of the oppressed. It's fucking hilarious.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Got to give it to Phil, if I woke up and had to be him, knowing what my future looked like, etc. I would have put a shotgun barrel in my mouth a long time ago. In some sick ironic way the mental illness that allows him to live in his own reality is like a self preservation mechanism.

 

[uberzilla]

Despite getting $300+ per day, before accounting for his monthly payments, he acts as though he's always on the brink of being penniless and going hungry. It's absolutely shameless.

I'm surprised his wife doesn't have an issue with the ceaseless begging and poverty claims.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I'm surprised his wife doesn't have an issue with the ceaseless begging and poverty claims.

She directly profits from it. Sadly, this is Katherine's best life. She doesn't have to cook or clean, and doesn't even have to waste her money on bills or food. She can get fat, lazy, play games all day and live in a nice community. On the other hand Phil can claim he's married to a "model", live an "adult life" and have a "family". They are married because of convenience, not love.

I have no doubt that she knows about Phil's WWE spending, and she doesn't care because Phil has enough money saved up. I'm not saying he's rich, but he isn't struggling.

 

[Pargon]

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Definitely a gin night

This, but unironically.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

She must know he's playing Champions, but I doubt she knows just how much he's throwing into it. Addicts are very good at hiding these things, and with a mobile game it would be even easier.

 

[myone]

You got 64 GB of ram? Damn, thats crazy. Just curious why you need so much. I assume video editing or programming. Fuck being jealous of Phil, I am jealous of that rig lol

Huh, not flexing, but 64 Gig ram really isn't a big deal anymore. It's like 300 quid.

 

[Chef Autism]

Spoiler: Exclusive picture of Phil watching Khet play Yakuza 5 while seething

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Jesus, Phil's on a salt rampage today. His day-off Twitter slapfights are genuinely more entertaining than his streams

lol. I think i've had a more enjoyable time chatting with folks yesterday about Phil and his tweets than when he's actually streaming. Dave was such a mess and people fired back at the tard.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Despite getting $300+ per day, before accounting for his monthly payments, he acts as though he's always on the brink of being penniless and going hungry. It's absolutely shameless.

I'm surprised his wife doesn't have an issue with the ceaseless begging and poverty claims.

How hilarious would it be if DSP were desperate enough to use these "poor me" tweets as examples of his high engagement on Twitter? Because "alottapepul" interact with him.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

She must know he's playing Champions, but I doubt she knows just how much he's throwing into it. Addicts are very good at hiding these things, and with a mobile game it would be even easier.

I think she knows mate. If I had my tin foil hat on me, I would put it on and suggest it might also in part be why she doesn't pay for anything.

Honestly even if she did mind, what can she realisticially do? She has literally everything she needs and wants. Phil even risked his business to game share with her. Oh fuck me just thinking of those Animal Crossing streams makes me cringe.

She might mind his spending when his income really dips. That's also when she will appear on stream, or at least on pictures again. For now Phil is fine, he has money to waste. When he cries poor what he really means is "I don't have the amount of spending money I believe I am owed".

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I think the funniest part is the implication that Phil, of all people, doesnt tip lol

This made me bust up especially after seeing the username. You would know lol

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

You know it’s kinda cute that Phil is so forward about how much he lurks and reads this thread. We’re all just here for a good laugh right? We’re all laughing with each other at a pathetic boomer, and DSP is the pathetic boomer laughing at us

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

And people continue to hate on Snowkarl when he’s given us nothing but gem after gem.

For a dipshit that tips Dave, Snowkarl gets a lot of miles out of his $1.30 tips.

You're right, but that doesn't account for Kat's complicity.

The potato mom with a horses face may be in her room all day but she knows atleast most of what goes on

Just imagine that this guy, a few hours earlier, was telling everyone that he didn't have money for groceries. Now, he's the 'DSP The Immortal' again.

Also: "I never asked for a thing". Well, fucking congratulations, because usually your 'day off' is the only day in the week that you don't ask for anything. Btw, what happened with the groceries, Phil??? Are you going to be transparent as a piece of charcoal again?

Not even comment on the 'Silent Majority' bullshit. Yeah, your streams are carried by 1-2 people, but they are the majority... Sure. The majority that don't even talk directly to you? Like you said about OIC and GaryBKK?

On a positive note: @Pargon sure had a field day with this lmao

Have only been signed up for 3 months but even lurking in the past I haven't seen Pargon so animated and lively as yesterday. The REEEcliner reveal will be fire and Dave will be banning people that laughed at his pathetic tweets that the silent majority like/read.

Ahahaha look at all that cope.

Hey DSP if your tweets are seen by the silent majority show us how many impressions there are on them.

The silent majority are like John Cena dood! You can't see them.

 

[grump]

You know it’s kinda cute that Phil is so forward about how much he lurks and reads this thread. We’re all just here for a good laugh right? We’re all laughing with each other at a pathetic boomer, and DSP is the pathetic boomer laughing at us

I don't think laughing is what he does in his gin clouded visits here.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

This dude is legit laying in bed next to his wife (presumably) at 1am his time tweeting about how he's not bothered by the tractors on the internet.

I doubt he sleeps in the same room as Kat

Her Skyrim office doubles as her room.

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Remember to all you struggling to make ends meet.
When your check comes in to support your children.
Pay someone to cook rice and noodles and pay a delivery man.

Buying it at the grocery store and cooking it yourself is the same price anyways.

I'm sure when Dave orders out he never uses the restaurant's delivery but only Doordash so its an extra 10-15 dollars of fees.

Phil's recent Tweets are dripping with cope. You can see him saying this shit to himself before he sends that shit out. I'm loving this silent majority thing, he thinks he's the champion of the oppressed. It's fucking hilarious.

Da Kang of Suffering. He's a victim and everyone else is wrong or shitheads lol

She directly profits from it. Sadly, this is Katherine's best life. She doesn't have to cook or clean, and doesn't even have to waste her money on bills or food. She can get fat, lazy, play games all day and live in a nice community. On the other hand Phil can claim he's married to a "model", live an "adult life" and have a "family". They are married because of convenience, not love.

I have no doubt that she knows about Phil's WWE spending, and she doesn't care because Phil has enough money saved up. I'm not saying he's rich, but he isn't struggling.

Hey Nige. I agree with everything but the money saved part. His spending is out of control and think he goes stream to stream or month to month. His bankruptcy papers showed us nothing is saved and doubt he does what basketball americans used to do a ton because of not trusting banks and hide money around the house. I also firmly believe he's back into credit cards. After the bankruptcy the APR must be loan shark levels, I'm going to have to break your legs if you don't pay up high.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil's recent Tweets are dripping with cope. You can see him saying this shit to himself before he sends that shit out. I'm loving this silent majority thing, he thinks he's the champion of the oppressed. It's fucking hilarious.

My favorite thing about every gintweet storm, especially yesterday's which was legendary, are his mood swings which are more intense and frequent than a pregnant woman's.
He starts things off with a few sadboi tweets to show off how poor, miserable and on the brink of ruin he is. People then either point out that he made out like a bandit yesterday/the week before/the month before or laugh at how bad he is at handling money. Then he transitions into DSP THE IMMORTAL! He imagines himself to be a white hot popular good guy that has the entire crowd Silent Majority™ behind him like in the homoerotic men's soap opera wrestling shows he watches. He picks up, spins and slams detractors with great comebacks such as "Wrong, idiot", "Literally nothing you said was true", "THE DETRACTORS ARE JEALOUS AT MY BOMB ASS LIFE WHERE I'M MAKING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS WHILE THEY HAVE TO SCROUNGE FOR PLASTIC BOTTLES JUST TO AFFORD A CHEESEBURGER!", and his signature move - the LiMB. He spends the entire gintweet session alternating between his sadboi and his DSP THE IMMORTAL personas.

I imagine today's stream is going to be a complete shitshow, he's gonna talk about yesterday's twitter storm, he's gonna go full WokeSydePhil with the Blizzard thing, then he's gonna shit on Ubisoft. After that we're gonna see this tard show off the new consumer product he just bought that was donated behind-da-scenes. I bet if it's something like a sofa or loveseat he's gonna do his usual semantics game where he'll say "IDIOTS THOUGHT I BOU- WAS DONATED A CHAIR! GUESS WHAT, WRONG! IT WAS A SOFA!" and then act like he routed the detractors and that the Trollic warlord Detractorix had to throw his weapons before Piggus Roachius Goutsar.

 

[Pargon]

Prediction time. Always fun leading up to a surprise.

Phil’s newest schtreem addition will be a chair, because we’re two for two now and he has zero imagination. The way he seeds his lies makes him very predictable; not foolproof, but close. The chair will not be a Gamer(word) chair but something built for comfort for an old man. Someone proposed a La-Z-Boy before the thread blew up; it will be closer to that than the struck-from-history SpawnSeat.

Because we are so far in his head that we’ve purchased land and built a cozy bungalow as a timeshare (I got the last week in September and don’t any of you fuckers @ me, it gets cold where I live) Phil will proceed to hold this object in particular up as proof of the existence of the Silent Majority in an attempt to get the last word from yesterday and own all the trolls. What after all is more silent than a group of people sending him gifts while choosing to remain anonymous? This will be in spite of things like Twitter impressions, YouTube views, and livestream audience numbers being valid, public-facing, and easily-trackable metrics suggesting the opposite. In keeping with his recent revival of the King moniker he will refer to it as his throne, without a hint of irony or awareness of the fact that he will be conjuring the image of streaming video games live from his toilet. The chair will almost assuredly make him look stupid.

Okay, more so.

He will hit the tips goal on the daytime stream but not on the nighttime. Bans will be rampant. Troll names like “Phil’s Missing YouTube Check” will abound.

He will find some reason to bitch about the chair before the day is out.

 

[Coke Zero]

Some of you guys give kat way too much credit. Like saying she's part of any schemes or could do any better than dsp. Did you watch any of the streams she was in? This girl is just really not very intelligent and seems socially inept. She isn't using phil, phil is using her. They are both likely autistic, with phil being more high functioning.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Hey Nige. I agree with everything but the money saved part. His spending is out of control and think he goes stream to stream or month to month. His bankruptcy papers showed us nothing is saved and doubt he does what basketball americans used to do a ton because of not trusting banks and hide money around the house. I also firmly believe he's back into credit cards. After the bankruptcy the APR must be loan shark levels, I'm going to have to break your legs if you don't pay up high.

I believe he somehow finessed it, because his whole bankruptcy was a right joke. He isn't living paycheck to paycheck, and he isn't struggling. A struggling family doesn't order food all the time, and certainly doesn't waste money on mobile games.

My theory is that he has another PayPal, or that his parents are somehow involved. Just recently we saw he has another @hotmail and even before that he lied about his paypal accounts, if I'm not mistaken. His parents are also twats that proved time and time again that they would do everything for poor little Philip.

Clearly there is no way I can prove any of this, it's why I said my theory. But I also think his YouTube's adsense might be linked to his parents since he got banned, and I doubt he ever had it in Leanna's or Katherine'a name. He simply lies, scams and finesses the system so much, I don't think he didn't find a way to hide away money. I mean fuck me and those 5,000$ monthly expenses.