DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Maldron the Assassin]

I missed the part of him having a different hotmail, what page does that start on?

 

[Balr0g]

I have to admit this year has been one hell of a gold mine of Dspism. Starting with the tax begging despite him having not much debt left followed by the Departnering and the whole sperging and shitrtting on Twitch (and as I said before he will go back in autumn this year in October at the latest) and now this. If we could turn this sperging into Gold the gold price would crash to 1 cent.

I mean come on Phil. You made nearly 300$ in tips and even if you withdraw it at once with the fee that's still enough for groceries imho. Unless you now feel the results of Democrats at work and everything spiked into untold heights. Huh. Maybe the money he makes is really not enough. Cities, especially Democrat-run cities are expensive. Florida would have been a better choice mate

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I'm not surprised about the yikes comment either he just saw the trending sidebar and tried to jump on it for that addiction to online validation, which I mean no one pays attention to him except to shit on him, so it's all in his head OR he read it doesn't understand how there's so much to comment on here but had to say something.

Phil, just take a break from twitter and pre-streams, again, you aren't as smart or clever as you think you are.

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP the only silent majority following you are us, all those engagements from people who don't comment: they're trolls who know interacting with you just leads to a ban so they're refreshing your twitter to grab screengrabs to put them up here or in other detractor circles. Trolls are the silent majority.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm not surprised about the yikes comment either he just saw the trending sidebar and tried to jump on it for that addiction to online validation, which I mean no one pays attention to him except to shit on him, so it's all in his head OR he read it doesn't understand how there's so much to comment on here but had to say something.

Phil, just take a break from twitter and pre-streams, again, you aren't as smart or clever as you think you are.

He's just clawing for any relevancy to gain traction. It's a death rattle, the streaming "career" is circling the drain and he knows it.

 

[We Are The Witches]

My theory is that he has another PayPal, or that his parents are somehow involved. Just recently we saw he has another @hotmail and even before that he lied about his paypal accounts, if I'm not mistaken. His parents are also twats that proved time and time again that they would do everything for poor little Philip.

Which hotmail are you referring to?

If you're talking about (dspgaming@hotmail.com) I know for a fact he has been using it for a very long time.

 

[TJGamebox]

And he's still incredibly jealous over that.

Because..........well..........he's stupid.

Same when he was making believe he was going hard at twitter.

No doubt she was crying if she was still there. I mean, she allegedly cried over him getting booted from partnership but he still had money.

We are awaiting TJ's analysis on what he could have spent this weekend getting into the top 100.

Not sure you can say that anymore. Fast food meal usually between $10-12 here in NE

I have a spreadsheet just need to figure out how much the coins were for the clown event . Then I can get a minimum spent

 

[PieceofShet]

A struggling family doesn't order food all the time, and certainly doesn't waste money on mobile games.

A retard with zero common sense would.

There is no way he has a hidden stash of money (btw hiding it from bankruptcy is a felony right?). Parents? Probably... I mean look at what a fukin loser their brought up, they cant be 100% for sure...

EDIT: I think if he had money, he would ve used it. His ego would not let him humiliate himself this much...

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

It's gotta kill him that detractors has been able to correctly guess his "suprises" since the dawn of Jasper



I get the feeling that the 'yikes' is less about "yikes, that's horrible, I feel bad for the victims" and more like "yikes, looks like I'll survive the book smart idiots at Activision Blizzard as well!"

I have to agree with the last line. Everything Dave does is for himself and only himself. Also playing the victim he needs some type of victory in order to not feel like a POS. The gin times are the worst and his tweets show it.

I have to admit this year has been one hell of a gold mine of Dspism. Starting with the tax begging despite him having not much debt left followed by the Departnering and the whole sperging and shitrtting on Twitch (and as I said before he will go back in autumn this year in October at the latest) and now this. If we could turn this sperging into Gold the gold price would crash to 1 cent.

I mean come on Phil. You made nearly 300$ in tips and even if you withdraw it at once with the fee that's still enough for groceries imho. Unless you now feel the results of Democrats at work and everything spiked into untold heights. Huh. Maybe the money he makes is really not enough. Cities, especially Democrat-run cities are expensive. Florida would have been a better choice mate

I think it depends on the city and not so political. Moving to a highly wanted area will cost a great deal. If your moving to L.A., San Francisco,( even with the mass exodus recently) or in his case Seattle you have to have a low IQ if you think things are reasonably priced. I'm close to Boston. MA and shits been expensive since the mid 90's( We lead in east coast tech companies and overall job openings for the early to mid 00's) Texas was another option but he would've cried being there and the wild shit that happens in FL would have him shivering in the closet(double points for a gay joke too)clutching his emergency hatchet. After living in CA for half of my life I am convinced FL and CA are the most bizarre states to live in. Where else can you find a dude high on bath salts or meth walking an alligator on a leash? I think all the Hispanics would freak him out too

edit: spelling.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Which hotmail are you referring to?

If you're talking about (dspgaming@hotmail.com) I know for a fact he has been using it for a very long time.

I know he's been using it for a while aswell, due to db leaks that go quite back.

A retard with zero common sense would.

There is no way he has a hidden stash of money (btw hiding it from bankruptcy is a felony right?). Parents? Probably... I mean look at what a fukin loser their brought up, they cant be 100% for sure...

EDIT: I think if he had money, he would ve used it. His ego would not let him humiliate himself this much...

I strongly believe the coof helped his bankruptcy. If a person that understands streaming would look at his papers, he would be beyond fucked. He lied a number of times during his bankruptcy hearing, and if I'm not mistaken that is a felony aswell. I'm sure Phil just went all in, since he knows how to play the system and he had fuck all to lose anyway.
I'm sorry but less he burns all his money on WWE, and he doesn't, he has to have money. Not much money, but enough money to not be poor. He does use it cocker since he orders food, eats out, wastes it on WWE, and we don't know what else since he refuses a house tour and doesn't post pictures that would be telling. Also everything new he does show is "donated" so it removes the image of him spending money, while at the same time telling people how "popular" he is. This whole "fan donated" is another cult thing, and it's another way to make people think he has a bigger, and more supportive fan base.

Also Phil, I'm glad you started using the word reprobate. I have never ever seen or heard you use it, or anyone else for that matter. So I know you read my posts, you bloody reprobate.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

I know he's been using it for a while aswell, due to db leaks that go quite back.


I strongly believe the coof helped his bankruptcy. If a person that understands streaming would look at his papers, he would be beyond fucked. He lied a number of times on his papers, and if I'm not mistaken that is a felony aswell. I'm sure Phil just went all in, since he knows how to play the system and he had fuck all to lose anyway.
I'm sorry but less he burns all his money on WWE, and he doesn't, he has to have money. Not much money, but enough money to not be poor. He does use it cocker, heorders food, eats out, WWE, and we don't know what else he wastes it on since he refuses a house tour and doesn't post pictures that would be telling.

Also Phil, I'm glad you started using the word reprobate. I have never ever seen or heard you use it, or anyone else for that matter. So I know you read my posts, you bloody reprobate.

I don't get how supposedly qualified, experienced people in law and finance didn't pick up on the egregious lies in his papers and his 341 call. How does someone who works from home, creating content for the Internet and working alone, have ~$9,000 in expenses every month?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I don't get how supposedly qualified, experienced people in law and finance didn't pick up on the egregious lies in his papers and his 341 call. How does someone who works from home, creating content for the Internet and working alone, have ~$9,000 in expenses every month?

That moron fake debt collector had one job - ask about the expenses - and he failed.

 

[Pargon]

I have to agree with the last line. Everything Dave does is for himself and only himself. Also playing the victim he needs some type of victory in order to not feel like a POS. The gin times are the worst and his tweets show it.

I think it depends on the city and not so political. Moving to a highly wanted area will cost a great deal. If your moving to L.A., San Francisco,( even with the mass exodus recently) or in his case Seattle you have to have a low IQ if you think things are reasonably priced. I'm close to Boston. MA and shits been expensive since the mid 90's( We lead in east coast tech companies and overall job openings for the early to mid 00's) Texas was another option but he would've cried being there and the wild shit that happens in FL would have him shivering in the closet(double points for a gay joke too)clutching his emergency hatchet. After living in CA for half of my life I am convinced FL and CA and the most bizarre states to live in. Where else can you find a dude high on bath salts or meth walking an alligator on a leash? I think all the Hispanics would freak him out too

All of the above. Phil moved to the outskirts of one of the largest Big Tech cities in the country. He could not have possibly chosen worse aside from maybe San Francisco or, as you said, Boston. People in SF are paying four-figure rent to live in a hostel-type situation where they sleep in bunk beds and aren’t permitted to have furniture. And these are coders; they may be the white-collar version of the 1940s assembly line worker but they have a skill which is in demand and they continue to flock to these places which drives up real estate and cost of living.

Phil was originally looking at Washington, Texas, Florida, and I believe one other state which I can’t recall. Might be wrong on that last one. The point is that between those three Washington, especially a Seattle suburb, was a terrible choice. When Boeing, Microsoft, Amazon and Nintendo decide in the next 15 years that they want to relocate it will cause the market to crash as thousands leave. Know what happens after that? Please look at Detroit. White flight, rock-bottom property values with no one serious about renewing, and crime. Dave’s gonna need to be strapping to head out to the Fred Meyer.

I honestly can’t conceive what his thought process was in that decision beyond “it’s hot in the other two places”, which he fucked immediately by purchasing a home with no central climate control. As others have said, if he wanted to avoid other people because they terrify him he could have taken his Machinima money and bought a solid 2/3.5 on 20 acres in Montana and erected a barbed wire fence with a huge sign reading “Trespassers Will Be Shot” and he would fit right in and nobody would bother him.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil thought that he'd be going to gaming conventions and make connections with the many online gaming content creators around Seattle. Haha, whoops.

If he had sense, he'd sell the WAkhando while he can for $400k and move to a cheap isolated area.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I don't get how supposedly qualified, experienced people in law and finance didn't pick up on the egregious lies in his papers and his 341 call. How does someone who works from home, creating content for the Internet and working alone, have ~$9,000 in expenses every month?

Mate I was just as gobsmacked because I was sure Nancy would at least question him.
He got lucky due to the coof, and the fact that Nancy seems to be pretty inept at tech due to being a boomer. The way he explained everything also helped him, because his exceptional "I am smart" speak works wonders on stupid people, or boomers. How he explained paypal, streaming and tips was so utterly exceptional my brain hurt.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

He just can’t stop himself. Phil probably spent his breakfast money on gin.

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edit: this tweet should go up in the Louvre. It has
-silent majority meme
-high twitter engagement meme
-avoid drama meme
-major contradiction (“I don’t tweet for the replies” after spending his whole off day tweeting replies)
-brainless idiots insult

Hey DSP I know you’re reading this, make a Tweet saying “if you’re a real fan of mine, like this Tweet”. Let’s see this silent majority and own the trolls.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Mate I was just as gobsmacked because I was sure Nancy would at least question him.
He got lucky due to the coof, and the fact that Nancy seems to be pretty inept at tech due to being a boomer. The way he explained everything also helped him, because his exceptional "I am smart" speak works wonders on stupid people, or boomers. How he explained paypal, streaming and tips was so utterly exceptional my brain hurt.

"It is an online website address" Like the fuck does that even mean?

 

[PieceofShet]

Mate I was just as gobsmacked because I was sure Nancy would at least question him.
He got lucky due to the coof, and the fact that Nancy seems to be pretty inept at tech due to being a boomer. The way he explained everything also helped him, because his exceptional "I am smart" speak works wonders on stupid people, or boomers. How he explained paypal, streaming and tips was so utterly exceptional my brain hurt.

Hopefully he will get to face someone more tech savy when he does the bankruptcy redemption run in a few years...

EDIT: I Think its very sad that Britney got conservatorship and fukin retards like dsp running around doing the worst decisions.

 

[Perchlorate]

Regarding the bankruptcy; is that a done deal or is there still a chance of him getting in trouble for it?
Given that there is overwhelming evidence that he committed bankruptcy fraud (all neatly summarized on a page here on KF),isn't he one anonymous tip to the authorities away from ending up in serious trouble or has that already been tried to no avail?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So Phil laughs at the trolls when he’s done streaming.
He laughs at the trolls on his daily off.
This totally contradicts every statement about how he doesn’t care about drama, has no idea what detractor memes exist, and ignores trolls. Reminder that it’s been TWO MONTHS since his last post on his own, pahsitive forum but he has all the time in the world to get on Twitter arguments and read this thread.
This begs (waka waka!) the question, why not laugh at them ON stream? Why not have a definitive rallying cry for the silent majority where you own and debunk the haters once and for all? It’s not like he doesn’t know where they flock. Do the post-ProJared thing and definitively prove why he’s innocent and only the mentally deficient DREGS OF SOCIETY (still laughing at that) have a problem with him.
He’s just a guy who plays games to have fun! So why not have a pre-stream where you expose how dumb the tractors are like you did before? You could even cherry-pick a bunch of troll posts like the ones talking about your wife getting blacked, CAW. And if you do piss off any sick in the head degenerates, then you’ll just demonstrate their ILLEGAL actions to the ENTIRE WORLD, just like you did with Twitch!
You’re more powerful than us, so where’s the own age?