gaarashatan
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HOW THE FUCK IS JASPER GOING TO EAT A CHAIR PHIL HUH?!
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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- Mar 11, 2018
He's more obvious in his spending than he is when he plays his shitty patterns in fighting games.
Looks like the trolls lost again
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It's not a NEW chair, it's an adopted chair, I rescued it from the side of the road
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I'm still holding out hope it's a noose.
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He's only just hooked the new laptop up.
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Hope you didn’t get hosed on the upcharge for the scotch guard, Phil. That’s all I’ll say.
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Damn that made me laugh.
PhilsCamelToe
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You’re giving Phil too much credit. Unless the noose comes prepared, he wouldn’t know what to do.
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Laptop loads up faster, still has the first half hour of stream be the same shitty music remixes instead of just getting on with it.
PieceofShet
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Is he saying he shat himself?
Looks like the trolls lost again
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This isn't just Null's new avatar, it's also his OC that will lead us after the merge.Nool has a new doggo avatar. I hope the previous drooling mutt is relaxing peacefully now.
Also if Phil had an account here, we would know. I'm sure he would've posted something insulting while drinking.
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He'll say Jasper took a dump all over his chair, even though that timeline doesn't match up with him saying there would be a surprise on Tuesday unless he was sitting in a shitty stained chair that day.
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This is some sad shit, once he announces the chair hes gonna act like his arse being more comfortable as he sits there and begs somehow improves the stream for his viewers.
Such an entitled pig, literally can't see past himself.
Such an entitled pig, literally can't see past himself.
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Say it with me boys and girls:
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH
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What the fuck is this supposed to even mean?
Also tip goal is back to $150, amazing that he actually lowered it. Maybe he realized his cry poor routine yesterday backfired.
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It means he has the mental age of a child.
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“Alright, I wrapped the rope around my neck…oh here we go, now people are shouting ‘UUUUU PHIL YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TIE IT’, shut the fuck up morons…”
“So, uh…nothing’s happening…I have the rope, but I’m not dead! What the fuck’s up with that…oh Timboslice just tipped and said ‘Phil you need a chair!’ Well how the fuck would I have known that?!”
“Can you believe this?! I spent five fucking dollars on this rope, and the dumbasses in Amazon didn’t even think to include a chair…well, I guess I can’t go through with this, sorry everyone if you’re disappointed but what can you do, Amazon fucked up man…”
PhilsCamelToe
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He needs a new tv everyone. Step it up so Phil can get gifted a NEW tv from his SILENT MAJORITY fanbase.
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He already got that, he needs a green screen and more sound foam to put on his wall.
Also he needs a new sound box, the piece of shit he has now's batteries have to be almost dead.
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With Phil being Phil I imagine him getting bankrupt again after the "cooldown" has ended and if Nany is still around she might think "This fat fuck again? My Mailbox is gonna explode again."
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