Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
I’m confused af reading all this PAC stuff, I think you have to be a yank to get it.

Then I realised that I still know more about it than our pipsqueak.

I've probably learned more about US law while following his antics than he ever knew. I know about failure to state a claim, good/bad faith motion, how to serve someone... all those things that still evade the Legal Smeagol.

I still can't believe he honestly thought that Taylor Swift will default on a million dollar (or was it ten) lawsuit and he gets the money automatically...
 
I've probably learned more about US law while following his antics than he ever knew. I know about failure to state a claim, good/bad faith motion, how to serve someone... all those things that still evade the Legal Smeagol.

I still can't believe he honestly thought that Taylor Swift will default on a million dollar (or was it ten) lawsuit and he gets the money automatically...
It was truly an emotional day when he won his $100 million.

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Things haven't been the same for him or Taylor since.
 
It was truly an emotional day when he won his $100 million.

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Things haven't been the same for him or Taylor since.

One of the few things that genuinely annoy me with Russell is his whole "oh I'm so sad that I HAD to sue you, I AM the real victim in this lawsuit, I don't actually want to sue you".

It sounds awfully alot like "I don't actually want to hit you but you give me no choice, it's more painful to me to see your bruises after we have had a disagreement", and so on.

Cunt
 
One of the few things that genuinely annoy me with Russell is his whole "oh I'm so sad that I HAD to sue you, I AM the real victim in this lawsuit, I don't actually want to sue you".

It sounds awfully alot like "I don't actually want to hit you but you give me no choice, it's more painful to me to see your bruises after we have had a disagreement", and so on.

Cunt
He didn't have a choice though. There was no other way to get her attention because her agent kept cockblocking Russell.
 
One of the few things that genuinely annoy me with Russell is his whole "oh I'm so sad that I HAD to sue you, I AM the real victim in this lawsuit, I don't actually want to sue you".

It sounds awfully alot like "I don't actually want to hit you but you give me no choice, it's more painful to me to see your bruises after we have had a disagreement", and so on.

Cunt

This. It's the language of an abuser who's only looking for something, anything to serve as an excuse. It's always important to remember that Russell's impotency is a gift to us, because somebody who has that sort of innate perspective can only be a threat.
 
Russell, Executive Director, is seeking volunteers to legalize prostitution for him.

I'm loving that he demands unpaid volunteers to help him have paid sex.

If you meet his requirements, that is.

Not just anyone can volunteer for Greer. Get ready to work 10 to 30 hours a week so Russ can pay for 10 to 30 minutes of some poor woman's time.

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You may submit your resume to him here.

Sexy ladies to the front of the line, please.
Remember, guys, he's not saying he's offering credit hours. He says this is good for college students looking for credit hours. It may be an "I work in a law firm" situation. He's trying to get hot college girls to apply while not ever actually saying he's offering anything tangible in reward, aside from the chance to help the poor and downtrodden but also fit and studly 9/10 disabled men to find love from hookers and maybe, if they're lucky, a date with the Executive Director of a Political Action Committee.
Huh. I stand corrected, that's a nice change of pace. Good on him for realizing that he's going to need to affect change at the local level, at least, and for having potentially non-creepy reasons for reaching out to a famous/powerful woman.
I still think he only wanted her attention because she's a decently good looking woman and he thought this was a way to get his foot in the door with a famous woman he would one day get to fuck. If he didn't want to fuck her he wouldn't care.
 
Every time he posts one of those ghoulish selfies I can't help but think that he would benefit greatly from wearing a mask of some kind. He already basically lives out a far more autistic version of Phantom of the Opera and the mask would give him a certain mystique while hiding that disgusting beard/drool hole combo of his. Bare minimum he could wear one of those medical masks people wear to avoid getting sick.

And since nobody would be able to tell his face was paralyzed, he would be forced to confront the fact that everyone still treated him badly because of his awful personality.
lol
 
He tweeted this about 2 hours ago.

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Trying to beg people on the other side of the country for money. Maybe it's like when he thought AOC was going to legalize brothels in Utah for him?

And by WE, he means Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

And maybe the sock under his rape couch.
 
Too bad that seems to be Beauty Parlor exclusive. (While on cows who deserve the tag, Alice Wright is also more Trainwreck than Gross in my opinion.)

Y'know, previous "LOLcow of the Year" award winners really should have their own custom tag with the year(s) they won in it. I think I'll raise this on the Forum Requests board.
 
Let's say by some cosmic fluke, he both manages to get his initiative on the ballot, and it passes. After that, I predict it would be about a week before he got busted for harassment/stalking because he was demanding free service from some poor sex worker because he feels entitled since he's the guy who legalized it! Ungrateful wench!
 
When this thread first started, it had a "Manosphere" tag, but it didn't last long because Russ quickly proved he's so much more than just your average incel.
He's not an incel in his own mind because he's had sex, and he sees no difference between paying directly for sex and spending money to attract a mate. I may be misremembering but I think he's indicated he has nothing but contempt for incels.
 
He's not an incel in his own mind because he's had sex, and he sees no difference between paying directly for sex and spending money to attract a mate. I may be misremembering but I think he's indicated he has nothing but contempt for incels.
Yeah.

And they also have nothing but contempt for him, because to an incel, nothing is more shameful or pathetic than paying for sex.
 
And they also have nothing but contempt for him, because to an incel, nothing is more shameful or pathetic than paying for sex.
I don't think he would care what incels think of him. This is a guy who brags about hiring prostitutes. He thinks every guy would hire hookers if it were legal across the board so he'd completely disregard whatever they said about him because he'd think they were idiots. They are, but not for that reason.
 
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