Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Yet another googleshng, this time it's about the Queen of the TERFs, J.K Rowling. (Word count 1,204).

Some of the notable highlights of this one include:
- Jake claiming that the term Trans Rights Activist/ TRA is transphobic.
- Jake claiming that people use the term TRA to try and demonize all trannies. (fucking irony)
- "Muh death threats".
- Jake effectively claiming to be an expert on what counts as a death threat to try and say that an example that he picked out doesn't count as a death threat.
- Jake then denying doing this.
- Claiming that "half a dozen gender critical accounts" hurled "graphically violent language" at him and accused him of being a pedo (again, the irony) . To the surprise of no one, Jake doesn't provide a shred of evidence to this claim.
- Claims that Wi-Spa tranny incident was a hoax (again).
- "Maybe after she outed herself to the world as a genocidal bigot".
- Jake getting mad at JKR for tagging a kid to praise their art

He's so close to understanding why cancel-culture is a cancer-culture. The irony is that people like him will cheer happily when a murderer is let out of prison because his debt to society is paid, but will never let go of someone using bad words on the internet. That's because internet is more real than life itself, I think.
 
Another example of how Jake doesn't add anything of value to any topic he tries to discuss. All he does here is scream bigot and strawman the "Dyke March" "TERFs". And despite this Jake whines about people not willing to pay his $1500.00 rent for him.
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Also, the reason why nobody's called them out is because not wanting fuck trannies doesn't equal "hating all queer people" despite how badly Twitter troons and grifters like Jake want it to.
 
Yet another googleshng, this time it's about the Queen of the TERFs, J.K Rowling. (Word count 1,204).

Some of the notable highlights of this one include:
- Jake claiming that the term Trans Rights Activist/ TRA is transphobic.
- Jake claiming that people use the term TRA to try and demonize all trannies. (fucking irony)
- "Muh death threats".
- Jake effectively claiming to be an expert on what counts as a death threat to try and say that an example that he picked out doesn't count as a death threat.
- Jake then denying doing this.
- Claiming that "half a dozen gender critical accounts" hurled "graphically violent language" at him and accused him of being a pedo (again, the irony) . To the surprise of no one, Jake doesn't provide a shred of evidence to this claim.
- Claims that Wi-Spa tranny incident was a hoax (again).
- "Maybe after she outed herself to the world as a genocidal bigot".
- Jake getting mad at JKR for tagging a kid to praise their art

It actually shows how old Jake is that he immediately thinks of Romper Room like that. A show that is believed to have ended production in 1981 and targeted kids under 5.
 
It actually shows how old Jake is that he immediately thinks of Romper Room like that. A show that is believed to have ended production in 1981 and targeted kids under 5.
This is just straight up weird on the fat guy's part. I know people that are slightly older than Jake and would give you a blank stare if you asked them wtf romper room even was. Just lol
 
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Another example of how Jake doesn't add anything of value to any topic he tries to discuss. All he does here is scream bigot and strawman the "Dyke March" "TERFs". And despite this Jake whines about people not willing to pay his $1500.00 rent for him.
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Also, the reason why nobody's called them out is because not wanting fuck trannies doesn't equal "hating all queer people" despite how badly Twitter troons and grifters like Jake want it to.
At the risk of mansplaining, if we’re going to talk about something stolen from dykes, how about the right to be dykes? For decades, lesbianism has been this fetishised concept. “Women aren’t really lesbians, they just need the right man to put them on the correct path.” There hasn’t historically been much legislation specifically against lesbians because, basically, the guys in power didn’t believe women who were only attracted to other women were real.

And now we’re getting the same process again. The troons are effectively saying, once you strip away the gender politics, “You could totally be attracted to men if you tried. The decision not to fuck men must be a conscious one.”

It’s all moot in Jake’s case, because no one is ever going to fuck him.
 
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Also worth noting: this took place on September 13th 2017. Nearly four years ago. Jake still cannot shut up about this.

Latest goggleshng (word count: 1,115). This one's about Jake "analyzing" a Tweet made by some random Twitter furfag about Goobergate. The usual shit about how everyone he dislikes is a Nazi.

Holy fuck. "I'm not an expert on this but let's discuss it anyways. But read someone else's thing first, the come back to read my thing." Am I getting college credits for this shit? Because why else would I do the fucking work.

"and yeah, put mildly I've seen a lot of people handle that trauma in unhealthy ways, to put this as mildly as possible." is probably the most offensive sentence in the whole thing, along with calling Eron Gjoni a nazi. If I am getting credits, it better be in cryptography/codebreaking. I'd almost rather translate Zodiac Killer puzzle letters from scratch.
 
There's only two possible places Jake can get work from, Patreon isn't covering his expenses (again), and he presumes he's been blacklisted because nobody has offered him any work for the last year:
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I bet Walmart doesn't have a blacklist against you, Violet. Though I hear you have to approach them instead of waiting for them to approach you. They (and nearly every other company on Earth) are weird like that when it comes to 40 year old shut-ins with no employment history.

He then added some paranoid nonsense about "men I trust not to post an active threat to me" :story:
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There's only two possible places Jake can get work from, Patreon isn't covering his expenses (again), and he presumes he's been blacklisted because nobody has offered him any work for the last year:
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I bet Walmart doesn't have a blacklist against you, Violet. Though I hear you have to approach them instead of waiting for them to approach you. They (and nearly every other company on Earth) are weird like that when it comes to 40 year old shut-ins with no employment history.

He then added some paranoid nonsense about "men I trust not to post an active threat to me" :story:
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I don't remember the name of the guy he's talking about but it's interesting to see that he went back to the roofies and assault after getting harshly shut down by Crystal Frasier because the guy was revving up a lawsuit against the scheming cunt-cabal.
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I guess he forgot about that. It's an interesting peek into his mind, he knows none of that happened, a reliable source with firsthand knowledge told him so, but he still goes back to his own version.
 
I bet Walmart doesn't have a blacklist against you, Violet. Though I hear you have to approach them instead of waiting for them to approach you. They (and nearly every other company on Earth) are weird like that when it comes to 40 year old shut-ins with no employment history.
What? People aren't beating down Jake's doors with job offers? A shut in gnome with no job history, that spews nonsense online 24/7, and sits in his hovel waiting for jobs instead of huntimg for them? IMPOSSIBLE!
 
I guess he forgot about that. It's an interesting peek into his mind, he knows none of that happened, a reliable source with firsthand knowledge told him so, but he still goes back to his own version.
A bunch of whining bitches who do nothing of value actually are less important than someone who produces the products they sell.
 
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and he presumes he's been blacklisted because nobody has offered him any work for the last year:
I can't imagine why he got blacklisted after, by his own admission, being chronically and massively late on his splatbook articles and forcing the publishers to get someone else to fill in for him.
 
I can't imagine why he got blacklisted after, by his own admission, being chronically and massively late on his splatbook articles and forcing the publishers to get someone else to fill in for him.
Well, they were supposed to just miss their own deadlines and screw over their customers, and send over someone to personally type up the wailing gnome's contribution while he blubbered continually about imaginary Nazis.
 
Yet another googleshng, this time it's about the Queen of the TERFs, J.K Rowling. (Word count 1,204).

Some of the notable highlights of this one include:
- Jake claiming that the term Trans Rights Activist/ TRA is transphobic.
- Jake claiming that people use the term TRA to try and demonize all trannies. (fucking irony)
- "Muh death threats".
- Jake effectively claiming to be an expert on what counts as a death threat to try and say that an example that he picked out doesn't count as a death threat.
- Jake then denying doing this.
- Claiming that "half a dozen gender critical accounts" hurled "graphically violent language" at him and accused him of being a pedo (again, the irony) . To the surprise of no one, Jake doesn't provide a shred of evidence to this claim.
- Claims that Wi-Spa tranny incident was a hoax (again).
- "Maybe after she outed herself to the world as a genocidal bigot".
- Jake getting mad at JKR for tagging a kid to praise their art

Diagramming Gnomish is painful and tedious... but over time you learn to love the pain and tedium.
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I'd like to give a special shout-out to Jake for listing off clauses with "or", and then "and", and then "or" again, and then including multiple nested "and" / "or" lists in the clauses themselves. Makes for easy reading.
 

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I'd like to give a special shout-out to Jake for listing off clauses with "or", and then "and", and then "or" again, and then including multiple nested "and" / "or" lists in the clauses themselves. Makes for easy reading.
That's what, 17 levels deep at its worst? :cryblood:
I wonder what the average is in English.
 
That's what, 17 levels deep at its worst? :cryblood:
I wonder what the average is in English.
From my own anecdotal, not-at-all quantitative experience: usually no more than ten. Most writers employ reasonably-sized sentences, and each sentence is its own free-floating syntax tree. That's the entire point of a sentence.

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More importantly: in sentences that use deep levels of nesting, those levels are usually sustained for very short periods of time, and the sentence ends at the deepest level instead of returning to an earlier one (the tree on the right is a good example.. What makes Jake's Googleshngs so exhausting to read and parse is that not only do they use deep levels of nesting for extended periods of time, but the subtrees therein are extremely wide, making it difficult to figure out where levels start and end. It's indicative of Jake just blurting his random thoughts into the textbox, with no consideration put into making them accessible to those not in his exact headspace. He's writing for an audience of one.
 
I'd like to give a special shout-out to Jake for listing off clauses with "or", and then "and", and then "or" again, and then including multiple nested "and" / "or" lists in the clauses themselves. Makes for easy reading.
I heard from a reliable source that Hemingway shot himself after reading a paragraph of Violet writing.
 
There's only two possible places Jake can get work from, Patreon isn't covering his expenses (again), and he presumes he's been blacklisted because nobody has offered him any work for the last year:
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I bet Walmart doesn't have a blacklist against you, Violet. Though I hear you have to approach them instead of waiting for them to approach you. They (and nearly every other company on Earth) are weird like that when it comes to 40 year old shut-ins with no employment history.

He then added some paranoid nonsense about "men I trust not to post an active threat to me" :story:
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Weird how a guy who doesn’t have enough money to cover his living expenses has his own apartment and is morbidly obese.

Curious to know how anyone can pose an active threat to someone whose true identity is a mystery. Those Nazis are wily alright.
I don't remember the name of the guy he's talking about but it's interesting to see that he went back to the roofies and assault after getting harshly shut down by Crystal Frasier because the guy was revving up a lawsuit against the scheming cunt-cabal.
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I guess he forgot about that. It's an interesting peek into his mind, he knows none of that happened, a reliable source with firsthand knowledge told him so, but he still goes back to his own version.
He never abandons a story he likes. Well, unless he’s likely to actually get in trouble for it, whereupon he just changes it to talk about vague and theoretical people who nevertheless totally rapemurdered a hundred trans women in gaming.
What? People aren't beating down Jake's doors with job offers? A shut in gnome with no job history, that spews nonsense online 24/7, and sits in his hovel waiting for jobs instead of huntimg for them? IMPOSSIBLE!
It’s the kind of attitude most people grow out of once they hit adulthood, this notion that you’re this undiscovered genius and the world is totally going to come to you because you’re that amazing. Frankly I’m amazed that Jake has ever had any work at all.

If he was serious about getting work, he’d have spent this year working. In fact, he could have been working his entire life - he has what most people trying to break into creative industries don’t, which is the time to do unpaid work. But I suppose a five-hour rant about how imaginary Nazis operate for a diminishing amount of Twitter likes is more important than becoming a functional adult.
 
It’s the kind of attitude most people grow out of once they hit adulthood, this notion that you’re this undiscovered genius and the world is totally going to come to you because you’re that amazing. Frankly I’m amazed that Jake has ever had any work at all.
What little work Jake has gotten is from NPCs that he hasn't scared off or didn't bail on him after he got on Chelsea's shit list. They threw him a bone so they could claim they "helped out a poor trans girl!" for Woke Points. Yeah, that one time gig that probably paid $200 was such a humanitarian effort. :story:
 
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