DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Full Race Replay]

The reason Phil gave for excluding Kat entirely was that she couldn't handle the troll comments. My theory is that being on the stream showed her what he really does for money: Beg, and act like a clown for children.
She's probably normal enough to be repulsed by it, and decided to not watch the sausage being made anymore.

never thought about it like this...interesting idea. It can explain her behavior on stream in some ways, like in general zoning out and not engaging very much. And during halloween 2018 she could have been actually caught off guard by Phil pignosing her about the stream environment (and phil's complete inability to include her in the fun instead of putting her next to him like one of his plushies). However, i would say that when kat would actually talk in those just chatting streams she seemed pretty mentally impaired and not very mature in any topic of conversation. And, it would be pretty hard to not overhear phil's begging in the other room during the day.

I definitely agree that the streams themselves were an extremely negative experience for all involved especially kat, and would probably scare her off from appearing later on.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Why the hell does this place always eventually go to Phils sexual prowess? It's getting creepy.

 

[RougeRed]

We aren't questioning his prowess. We are simply denying its existence.

Why the hell does this place always eventually go to Phils sexual prowess? It's getting creepy

 

[Agent Proper]

Kat is a literal retard. I’ve met her irl. She is just plain dumb

Care to elaborate more on this. Did you give her a sugar cube and head pats?

This vest is amazing it makes it look like Phil got a job as a card dealer in some Arizona Truck Stop casino off of the interstate outside some town where he is known as Sway Hand Luke. $25 for this light weight, tight fitting waistcoat. I can't wait to smoke a fat dab and make some Photoshop gold.

$925 bucks spent to "improve" the stream, A toy, a laptop that cost far too much, and now this. I can feel his desperation to hold out until gifted sub show up on YouTube. That $925 seems pretty close to that marathon total.

 

[Hogan of the South]

I really want to know if any of these paypig cucks actually believe his bill and tax lies. I just can’t grasp how anyone even a child couldn’t do the math on this.
Either they believe with everything his lies or they are just really trapped in this retarded group hive mind. It hurts my brain thinking about how anyone can believe him after all this extra evidence

 

[white gorilla glue]

Narcocorrido with the King

Phillip just needs a guitar.

 

[Nothing_I_Could_Snort]

Kat's just a dumb, lazy, stupid cunt. If Subaru man is to be believed, she was a lazy scrounger as well. And after he kicked her out, Kat had nowhere to go. If she had any close friends, they probably would've offered a place to stay until she gets back on her feet. Instead she goes off with a guy she barely knows. And, if she had any close friends she probably would've been talked out of doing that. So, just like Phil, a friendless loser that subsists on the generosity of others.

Kat is a literal retard. I’ve met her irl. She is just plain dumb

Care to elaborate more on this. Did you give her a sugar cube and head pats?

This vest is amazing it makes it look like Phil got a job as a card dealer in some Arizona Truck Stop casino off of the interstate outside some town where he is known as Sway Hand Luke. $25 for this light weight, tight fitting waistcoat. I can't wait to smoke a fat dab and make some Photoshop gold.

$925 bucks spent to "improve" the stream, A toy, a laptop that cost far too much, and now this. I can feel his desperation to hold out until gifted sub show up on YouTube. That $925 seems pretty close to that marathon total.

I really would dislike to elaborate on it, but I’ll do it for the farms. She checked me out at Fred Meyer in the Seattle area a long time ago. Had the most annoying voice and soul-sucking personality. Just as anyone would suspect.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

That new vest is gayer than Paul Lynde,Bruce Vilanche and a cloned army of Ryan Seacrests with freshly waxed and bleached orifices fucking it out in a Olympic sized swimming pool full of ky jelly to the sound of Scissor sister's top hit songs blasting while Richard Simmons referees the buttfucking.

 

[RougeRed]

I really want to know if any of these paypig cucks actually believe his bill and tax lies. I just can’t grasp how anyone even a child couldn’t do the math on this.
Either they believe with everything his lies or they are just really trapped in this retarded group hive mind. It hurts my brain thinking about how anyone can believe him after all this extra evidence

Same reason that cult members will swallow blatant bullshit. If they dispute the narrative of the group they risk being ostracized. I assume that the openest of wallets come from people who can't even find a decent internet group to accept them. They've invested so much time and money that they can't afford to have Phil rip it all away from them. They'd have to start from scratch in some place where you can buy acceptance...... like a gacha mobile game clan.

 

[actually]

Kat is a literal retard. I’ve met her irl. She is just plain dumb

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

 

[Nothing_I_Could_Snort]

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

I agree. Except there is none. This was in like 2019 when I went there for an actual vacation (as opposed to a staycation). I feel like DSP rn not being able to provide receipts. Maybe next time

 

[Paladin Derich]

$300 Tips Goal: Sports Bra

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil looks like he's about to get caught on 'to catch a predator' with that get up, like when Chris Chan tried to pose as a male escort and dressed up in what he thought chads wore, Phil looks like what a fat balding forty-something thinks is a suave and tough looking ensemble.

 

[grump]

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

I don't really find a brief encounter at the Krogers she works to be particularly implausible. Now if he claimed he met DSP these days outside the PigPen, then I'd start questioning it.

 

[Freshtodeath]

new jahb

 

[Crooked 16th]

at this point, does he have a template reply for the thousands of fans messaging him to gift thousands of dollars worth of gamer shit and clothes

1. Add to cart
2. Buy said item
3. ?
4. Say a Fan Gifted it

Just a rough outline probably not the full thing the tax guy probably gets the full template.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Damn y’all going crazy in this thread again, I ain’t reading 30 pages. Would be nice if some of y’all would take a hint from Phil’s silent majority of fans

anyway, I’ll just say I think it’s hilarious that Phil was so worried about his YouTube money because that was his one day off to buy groceries and do whatever other shit.

I legit don’t know how a guy who makes his own schedule can cry about wasting a day off but also constantly tell people they aren’t mature and don’t understand shit

like this is just insane to process, take a half day tomorrow, take another day off, stream until the money comes in than go out, or fuck wake up early and go grocery shopping in the morning before you stream the next day you lazy fuck. He could literally do anything, and instead he complains like he has no options.

I know it’s been said a million times, but it really is just pure insanity he’s so obsessed with his schedule, one of the biggest benefits of having a flexible “job” like his is being able to “work” at your convenience, and he squanders that

 

[Planettenon]

bruh king vanity is reeeeeeing in chat right now. someone asked if he's on drugs lol.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Damn y’all going crazy in this thread again, I ain’t reading 30 pages. Would be nice if some of y’all would take a hint from Phil’s silent majority of fans

anyway, I’ll just say I think it’s hilarious that Phil was so worried about his YouTube money because that was his one day off to buy groceries and do whatever other shit.

I legit don’t know how a guy who makes his own schedule can cry about wasting a day off but also constantly tell people they aren’t mature and don’t understand shit

like this is just insane to process, take a half day tomorrow, take another day off, stream until the money comes in than go out, or fuck wake up early and go grocery shopping in the morning before you stream the next day you lazy fuck. He could literally do anything, and instead he complains like he has no options.

I know it’s been said a million times, but it really is just pure insanity he’s so obsessed with his schedule, one of the biggest benefits of having a flexible “job” like his is being able to “work” at your convenience, and he squanders that

As a wage slave I would kill to have the ability to set my own schedule. Phil has total control of his time and the man bitches about it every day

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

As a wage slave I would kill to have the ability to set my own schedule. Phil has total control of his time and the man bitches about it every day

Some middle manager at Kroger who makes $45k/year makes Khet's and, by proxy, Phil's schedule.