Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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A big part of his past fanbase (and I bet even current listeners) mocked him for everything he did. Speaking for myself, having read & listened to his stuff for the past decade, I thought it was funny from time to time but I never took any of his advice seriously. You can find something entertaining without agreeing with it morally.

That being said, him constantly defending cuties wasn't that entertaining.
Pretty much this. I’m pretty sure the sleazebag, utterly insane, noncredible advice was most of the joke. It’s just that between Cuties, Vito, Digi, Riley, Ralph, and more that’s just bled into everything else, it’s too much.
 
Pretty much this. I’m pretty sure the sleazebag, utterly insane, noncredible advice was most of the joke.
The people who will actually take the advice are the people autistic enough to toss him $20 a month on Patreon and that's most of his audience now. At some point the show flipped from making fun of those people to catering to those people.
 
The people who will actually take the advice are the people autistic enough to toss him $20 a month on Patreon and that's most of his audience now. At some point the show flipped from making fun of those people to catering to those people.
This seems to be the curse of a lot of ecelebs and "comedy websites."
 
The people who will actually take the advice are the people autistic enough to toss him $20 a month on Patreon and that's most of his audience now. At some point the show flipped from making fun of those people to catering to those people.
Pretty great for reinforcing Dax’s insatiable thirst. He always needs to feel like King Chad of whatever shitty square of dirt his feet are planted on. Must soothe the buttburn of being a bald never-was in LA.
 
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The people who will actually take the advice are the people autistic enough to toss him $20 a month on Patreon and that's most of his audience now. At some point the show flipped from making fun of those people to catering to those people.
Also Maddax gives “joke” advice because it’s the only kind of advice that he’s capable of giving that anyone might want. The advice that he could credibly give, like how to get your co-host’s sloppy seconds, is something even his soycel base doesn’t want.
 
Also Maddax gives “joke” advice because it’s the only kind of advice that he’s capable of giving that anyone might want. The advice that he could credibly give, like how to get your co-host’s sloppy seconds, is something even his soycel base doesn’t want.
Considering how some of his fanbase are so desperate for pussy that they're willing to go gay and suck dick, I'm gonna disagree on that.
 
Also Maddax gives “joke” advice because it’s the only kind of advice that he’s capable of giving that anyone might want. The advice that he could credibly give, like how to get your co-host’s sloppy seconds, is something even his soycel base doesn’t want.
But wait, I thought his actual base was long-haul truckers and coal miners and shit. Wasn't that what he said at some point? I mean before admitting he sucks cock and is a pedo.
Considering how some of his fanbase are so desperate for pussy that they're willing to go gay and suck dick, I'm gonna disagree on that.
If you're so desperate for any kind of action you'll suck dick as a substitute for getting your dick into some pussy. . .you probably just weren't that much into pussy in the first place.
 
Vito had another pro-pedo twitter shitfit last night, and I find this tweet VERY interesting. During an argument about whether or not "softcore" pizza exists, he outright brags that he lives next to a preschool. Very hmmmmm
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So I found some pics of Dax during his UCB days I don't think I'd seen before. here's a small dump and some archives.

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Tournament of Nerds April: Brony
https://web.archive.org/web/2021072...tos/thecomedyhipster/albums/72157629513756550
Tournament of Nerds May: Old man
https://web.archive.org/web/2021072...tos/thecomedyhipster/albums/72157629864028030
Tournament of Nerds August: Kramer
https://web.archive.org/web/2021072...tos/thecomedyhipster/albums/72157631152119568
Tournament of Nerds September: Mickey Goldmill
https://web.archive.org/web/2021072...tos/thecomedyhipster/albums/72157631860793743
 

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*Vito molests a 4-year-old*

"I had to do this to own the haters, come on, I didn't actually enjoy it so it's ok"
This. He’s fronting like this is all a gag to highlight how prudish people are. Vito genuinely doesn’t realize how stupid and gross he comes across to anyone who lives above ground and/or has had consensual sex with another adult.
 
It's amazing how healthy he looks in these pictures, just look at his current broadcasts and you can see how years of drug abuse have taken their toll.
He's the posterboy for "don't do drugs or you'll end up like this man, kids!"
 
This. He’s fronting like this is all a gag to highlight how prudish people are. Vito genuinely doesn’t realize how stupid and gross he comes across to anyone who lives above ground and/or has had consensual sex with another adult.
Idk why anyone thinks he actually likes children. It’s definitely a joke but it’s gotten way weird. I find a lot of retarded/ironic comedy to be funny but to just keep calling yourself a pedo as a joke is about as funny as saying nigger over and over again. Funny once but not after the 100th time.

For reason’s that elude me I’m listening to the TBPITU reboot that they posted to the podcast feed right now. Do people actually like Vito? He’s somehow got a lot of Maddox’s and Asterios’s worst aspects while being a far bigger attention whore. I’m assuming he’s there because he makes Dax look like less of a clown.
I listen to the main show regularly and I actually like Vito on the reboot, but they are too agreeable for it to grow. Dick needs a more contentious cohost but his reputation online would turn away any other Maddox-like retard from cohosting. Another big problem (ha) is that dick and Vito’s comedy does NOT translate well to text form and that’s why they put off so many people on Twitter and Reddit.
 
Idk why anyone thinks he actually likes children. It’s definitely a joke but it’s gotten way weird. I find a lot of retarded/ironic comedy to be funny but to just keep calling yourself a pedo as a joke is about as funny as saying nigger over and over again. Funny once but not after the 100th time.
I could definitely see Vito being a pedo. He's a fat, unmarried, loner who plays with toys.
 
Idk why anyone thinks he actually likes children. It’s definitely a joke but it’s gotten way weird. I find a lot of retarded/ironic comedy to be funny but to just keep calling yourself a pedo as a joke is about as funny as saying nigger over and over again. Funny once but not after the 100th time.
I'm pretty sure Dax's pedo shit is just him being contrarian so his critics talk about that instead of Jamie Lynn Hughes. Vito though? I'm starting to get concerned. Edgy jokesters don't usually brag about having access to young children near their house, something like that should be treated kinda seriously imo
 
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