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Pump Meat said:
Is this ReformedStoic guy actually apart of IP2 or is he just some weirdo who climbed down from the peanut gallery to rush the stage in a retarded bid for attention?
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Real-German-Andy just memed him into existence. Kept spamming photos of him smearing shit on his chest alongside “SMEAR” captions and eventually one of the mods added him to the network.

He embraced the attention initially, and then very quickly moved into manic schizo episodes when people started asking about his lifestyle / not working / living off his parents etc. It then devolved into conspiracy theories about IP2 working with the FBI to ruin his life, and has even gone so far as to consider that his own parents might be working for Ntrepid.

His mom crying on the phone is the kind of stuff you can’t even script — this is all happening in real time.
 
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PyramidsAreBoring said:
Real-German-Andy just memed him into existence. Kept spamming photos of him smearing shit on his chest alongside “SMEAR” captions and eventually one of the mods added him to the network.

He embraced the attention initially, and then very quickly moved into manic schizo episodes when people started asking about his lifestyle / not working / living off his parents etc. It then devolved into conspiracy theories about IP2 working with the FBI to ruin his life, and has even gone so far as to consider that his own parents might be working for Ntrepid.

His mom crying on the phone is the kind of stuff you can’t even script — this is all happening in real time.
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this is a good summary of what happened. it goes a little bit deeper then that, but i'll explain this when i have time to.

stoic basicly looked like a dude who's name is "SH1TP1G" a gay dude i somehow walked across on the german 4chan clone "pr0gramm" years ago, "SH1TP1G" is a british "bear" gay dude whos into his own shit and does extreme scatporn.

for some reason, i find his drug induced screaming/smearing/jerking off videos extremely funny.

then stoic came into the compound in late 2019. stoic back then, had a much bigger beard and almost looked EXACTLY as this "SH1TP1G" dude. so i simply spread some cropped screenshots of his videos around back on saidit in 2020 when there was the first huge lockdown in germany i basicly was sitting 24/7 at home during nothing. i was bored so i made 10-20 shitposts while i was enjoying my quarantine time, also i was drunk. i tend to get creative while drunk.

i made up fake stories with shitpig/stoic while whatching the streams and somehow ended up pissing off half of the community to the point people thought stoic was "me"

it became kinda my thing, so kept doing it and keep doing it. thats all.
 
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The Demon Baby said:
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I'm still laughing about @Empresa being cancelled by @Reformed Stoic. That clip will never not be funny.
How the fuck does Stoic not know that Empresa's avatar is a photo of Ghislaine Maxwell?
Stoic's skin is so thin it's almost as if he's a hybrid of Mersh and Ethan Ralph.
Get fucked, Stoic. Eat some more dicks, then kill yourself.
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I am canel the shit out of

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or expresso person

fake news bro

fuck coffee


DON'T U UNDERSTAND


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I think Shawn is better at drums than you reformed stoic because he has actually come on vent and proved his worth, he has played loads of times and proved he can do the drums you done nothing .. time to prove yourself prove you can play as shaw can? i think you are just a big white pretender.
 
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Real-German-Andy said:
"SH1TP1G" is a british "bear" gay dude
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does look like him .. speaking of Jake he came out with another deep thunk

The struggle of cultivating masculinity (my struggle) aka Mein Kampf​


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Empresa said:
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does look like him .. speaking of Jake he came out with another deep thunk

The struggle of cultivating masculinity (my struggle) aka Mein Kampf​

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it is not ethically ok to say what I would do to this person but it goes around the lines of "I want to see what it looks like when i don't give you water for 2 days" life pissed me off and set fire to the world,

it's a huge joke obviously, it's for a picture I'm doing.
 
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Empresa said:
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does look like him .. speaking of Jake he came out with another deep thunk

The struggle of cultivating masculinity (my struggle) aka Mein Kampf​

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things like this made the meme even better, people on saidit where sooo confused if it was real. didnt help that stoic (AND blade!) said he smeared shit on his face.
 

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Radioactive Man said:
LOL! WTF IS THIS SHIT?! Loulz is approached by some random guy while he was walking around Tampa the guy compliments him on the size of his cigar then asks "what shoes you wearing, what's the bottom look like?" then without warning this nigga LICKS THE BOTTOM OF LOULZ'S SHOE!!!
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This man is known as the Ybor Shoe Licker.

He has been doing this for over a decade, as far as I know. Years ago I was in Ybor for a concert. My friends and I were outside a pizza place and my friend had just vomited because he had too much pizza after drinking all night. The pool of vomit under his sandals in front of the bench stank. Despite this, it was funny and everyone was in a good mood.
Like a silent assassin, The Shoe Licker found us and immediately noticed the seasoning on the sandals. After a quick request to see the bottom on his sandal, similar to the behavior displayed in this video, the Shoe Licker made his move and cleaned the marinated sandal with his tongue.
You may now be thinking "what would I do in this situation? Why does he primarily do this to men? Is it a fetish? Would I get angry? Would I fight him over this?"

There are no answers here. You will be too stunned to react in any way beyond laughter and shock. That's why he is still there, alive, to this day, a living urban legend and a master of his craft. He is the Shoe Licker and he will lick your shoe.
 
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GENERAL MAO said:
I think Shawn is better at drums than you reformed stoic because he has actually come on vent and proved his worth, he has played loads of times and proved he can do the drums you done nothing .. time to prove yourself prove you can play as shaw can? i think you are just a big white pretender.
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The one-armed drummer from Def Leppard is a better drummer than @Reformed Stoic.

This SIX YEAR OLD CHILD is a better drummer than Stoic.

Stoic has no drum skills whatsoever.
 
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PyramidsAreBoring said:
lmao IP2 trying to recruit KWF castoffs now. Imagine joining a community of 10 schizos on 50 accounts when you’re accustomed to an active community of thousands.
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"Big problems at the Farms continue After The Suicide of Byuu/Near. Now Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Joshua Moon is going on random sperg banning sprees. Rip The Jumping Dwarf. Youre welcomed here fren"

:story: wow This is just so far off base I don't even know where to start lol, I know we sometimes don't have all the deets here at KWF but damn, I hope we don't look this bad when we talk about IP2 site lore.
Most of that conversation isn't even referring to @The Jumping Dwarf, all that stuff about the "credible threats" happened ages ago and has nothing to do with TJD's temp ban.

The first screenshot being double posted was a nice touch, but this comment has got to the best part, watch your back @Null, hope you don't loose too much sleep over this lol.
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Klugii said:
This man is known as the Ybor Shoe Licker.

He has been doing this for over a decade, as far as I know. Years ago I was in Ybor for a concert. My friends and I were outside a pizza place and my friend had just vomited because he had too much pizza after drinking all night. The pool of vomit under his sandals in front of the bench stank. Despite this, it was funny and everyone was in a good mood.
Like a silent assassin, The Shoe Licker found us and immediately noticed the seasoning on the sandals. After a quick request to see the bottom on his sandal, similar to the behavior displayed in this video, the Shoe Licker made his move and cleaned the marinated sandal with his tongue.
You may now be thinking "what would I do in this situation? Why does he primarily do this to men? Is it a fetish? Would I get angry? Would I fight him over this?"

There are no answers here. You will be too stunned to react in any way beyond laughter and shock. That's why he is still there, alive, to this day, a living urban legend and a master of his craft. He is the Shoe Licker and he will lick your shoe.
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Thanks for sharing fren. :informative:
 
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