You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

The Olympics are in town and faggot journalists are all over the fucking place. In response to (((whining))), my favorite military surplus place closed off their Nazi uniform and memorabilia section. What am I gonna do if I need a new panzerfaust shirt right now?

God damn you people. Run your fucking gay footrace and go back to your shithole.
 
When people post an excerpt of something (document, book, quote,house bill, etc,) claiming it says one thing. But one easy and quick google search tells you that the whole source actually says the exact opposite. Not only is it gross misinformation trying to spread your own views. But it's so stupidly easy to debunk.
 
When people post an excerpt of something (document, book, quote,house bill, etc,) claiming it says one thing. But one easy and quick google search tells you that the whole source actually says the exact opposite. Not only is it gross misinformation trying to spread your own views. But it's so stupidly easy to debunk.
The worst thing is when the retard citing it continues to insist that the source they cited, that says absolutely the opposite of what they claim, really totally says what they claim it says. Even when it obviously doesn't. This is why you don't argue online, you just call people faggots and tell them to kill themselves.
 
The worst thing is when the retard citing it continues to insist that the source they cited, that says absolutely the opposite of what they claim, really totally says what they claim it says. Even when it obviously doesn't. This is why you don't argue online, you just call people faggots and tell them to kill themselves.
Yeah, hence why I never directly post about politics on my main social media. I'll usually just drop a link to the original source on other people's posts, tell them they're wrong and be on my way.
 
People flipping off the camera. Partoculatly in video thumbnails. Is this really the sort of gesture you need to casually use? It feels like I'm being dunked on and can't answer back.
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Laugh tracks in sitcoms.
I remember when Scrubs was hitting its stride, and thinking, this is the future. No more three-camera sitcoms, no more laugh tracks. Little did I know we were headed for a Chuck Lorre future.
 
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Assholes covering for me when I go to lunch and I come back and find about half a cake’s worth of crumbs all around my desk and keyboard. Seriously that hard to not eat like a pig or at least clean up after yourself?
I'll never understand it. Each time I step into the break room it's like a bag of microwave popcorn exploded everywhere. How they manage to carpet the floor and tables with kernels is beyond me.
 
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I got another one: people flipping off the camera. Especially in video thumbnails. Is this really the sort of gesture you need to casually use? It feels like I'm being dunked on by this idiot and can't answer back.

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The middle finger gesture in general is quite tacky. Is that supposed to be "cute?" It just screams you're an asshole.

On the subject of the camera, when people have to do weird ass poses, faces or expressions in a shot. My least favorites have to be the duck lips, the mirror reflection and the ass shot.
 
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I got another one: people flipping off the camera. Especially in video thumbnails. Is this really the sort of gesture you need to casually use? It feels like I'm being dunked on by this idiot and can't answer back.
Flipping off an Olive Garden lunch? Bitch, you're actually AT Olive Garden. Why are you flipping it off?

The very fact you're at that place is an admission. You think you're somehow proving something by this bullshit?

This retard is even worse than Barneyfag. He's basically Olive Garden Fag.

Admit it, retard, you actually like the bread sticks and salad deal, I do, too. It's pretty cool. You can fill up for nearly nothing.

But don't act like you're super cool for dunking on everyone else who is also getting a bunch of free carbs and salad for nearly free.
 
There is nothing that infuriates me more than when people ask a stupid question that they either already know the answer to, or could be figured out with a second of thought. I don't know if it's because they have nothing to say and they want to fill dead air or they're just retarded. I hate it.
 
When people post an excerpt of something (document, book, quote,house bill, etc,) claiming it says one thing. But one easy and quick google search tells you that the whole source actually says the exact opposite. Not only is it gross misinformation trying to spread your own views. But it's so stupidly easy to debunk.
A good example of this is the frequently-misquoted "Accuse your enemies of that which you are guilty", usually attributed to the nazis, because everyone knows that if the Bad Guys (tm) have an Evil Plan (tm), they say it out loud so everyone can hear it.
The full quote is them actually saying that's what their enemies were doing to them, so the funny part is, every time someone misquotes it, they're just proving that it's true.
 
A good example of this is the frequently-misquoted "Accuse your enemies of that which you are guilty", usually attributed to the nazis, because everyone knows that if the Bad Guys (tm) have an Evil Plan (tm), they say it out loud so everyone can hear it.
The full quote is them actually saying that's what their enemies were doing to them, so the funny part is, every time someone misquotes it, they're just proving that it's true.
So the whole “blood is thicker than water” or “curiosity killed the cat” idioms, but most people conveniently forget the contradicting second parts.
 
Bombastic, orchestral songs with no melody, and sounds and instruments that do not fit or match. It reminds me of Frasier scoring his own theme song.
Maybe I'm just autistic when it comes to music. I dislike cabaret songs for the same reason. There are plenty of good showtunes; that was Sinatra's stock and trade.. Some of his best songs were written for musicals.

I'm talking about songs with no melody or rhythm; literally singing your dialog. (And it always ends with the star screaming at the top of their lungs and doing jazz hands.)
 
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