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What happened to Momma JF?

  • Alive and enjoying life as a free spud.

    Votes: 169 6.3%

  • Murdered while hitchhiking.

    Votes: 208 7.8%

  • Lost in the woods.

    Votes: 234 8.7%

  • The potato was sliced and served... french fried.

    Votes: 2,069 77.2%
  • Total voters
    2,680
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believe all women said:
JFG is just so romantic. Mama JF is "interested in coming back," but there are 7 more participants in the mating game who can get "inseminated within 36 hours." Who will he choose? He has history with Mama JF, but will the variety of options sway him? Unfortunately, women have "brains are like they are in bird kingdom" so he's got to make the decision as fast as possible!

If you thought PUA was robotic, this guy is on a whole different level. How many of these women do you think have triple-digit IQ's?
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I want to see the Wignat Bachelor Show where JF must pick his favourite potato
 
Well to be fair, I expected JF to be much saltier about his pet retard leaving. Talking about parting ways with no hard feelings is incredibly normal behavior then BOOM the wheel of fortune.
 
Jesus, a major life event like this (and then its foolish reversal) would have sparked dozens upon dozens of pages of conversation but even after she came back the thread can barely get any impetus.
Pretty telling of how utterly boring, dry and lifeless this fucking frog is when the farms can barely give a damn about this shitshow.
No wonder he goes after potatoes, a normal woman would have the life sucked out of her but a potato is already a potato anyway.
 
Doinker Marmalade said:
Jesus, a major life event like this (and then its foolish reversal) would have sparked dozens upon dozens of pages of conversation but even after she came back the thread can barely get any impetus.
Pretty telling of how utterly boring, dry and lifeless this fucking frog is when the farms can barely give a damn about this shitshow.
No wonder he goes after potatoes, a normal woman would have the life sucked out of her but a potato is already a potato anyway.
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Not even PPP could bother making a video about the Potato leaving him.
 
GrinningCat said:
Okay so "Mama JF"is not a potato but a boomerang potato.

Wonder what the enticement to come back was :thinking:
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Since as far as I know we only heard one side of the story here's a strong possibility: they had a really bad fight. Not a breakup, but a screaming and storming out thing, maybe stay with a friend or family to calm down. It happens in relationships all the time, often times both people say things they don't mean during the escalation. Both people generally know the score deep down.

So just imagine how fucked up a person JF is if this is what that was. She was just taking a hot minute with a friend or family member and 5 minutes after leaving, your boyfriend- father of your child? - is talking about cheating on you with several women, he is talking about it publicly, he thinks it's funny. If this is the case it was a power move designed specifically to humiliate her.
 
All is revealed.

Mama JF, worried JF didn't love her anymore, left him as a pre-emptive strike. Since she can't live in Montreal due to a black magic curse placed on her, she decided to move back in with her parents where her scientist father dog whistled her about flat earth theory.
 
ubunr9kpkk69c4ex said:
All is revealed.
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Mama JF, worried JF didn't love her anymore, left him as a pre-emptive strike. Since she can't live in Montreal due to a black magic curse placed on her, she decided to move back in with her parents where her scientist father dog whistled her about flat earth theory.
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She didn't feel loved. By the way the living situation was described for a Mama JF 2.0, I can see why. Mama JF left to protect herself. She said things don't work in her head. That didn't need to be said. Her father is a scientist?
 
ubunr9kpkk69c4ex said:
All is revealed.
mama-jf.mp4
Mama JF, worried JF didn't love her anymore, left him as a pre-emptive strike. Since she can't live in Montreal due to a black magic curse placed on her, she decided to move back in with her parents where her scientist father dog whistled her about flat earth theory.
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The irony of JF boasting about his "poker face" when he does such a bad job of hiding his frustrations and other emotions. He's lucky his audience is naturally autistic and will never pick up on all these signals that ruin his attempts at showmanship.
 
Toast Sandwich said:
The irony of JF boasting about his "poker face" when he does such a bad job of hiding his frustrations and other emotions. He's lucky his audience is naturally autistic and will never pick up on all these signals that ruin his attempts at showmanship.
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ello? are you zaying dat I do not ave a good pokerface?
 
I can never imagine myself living with a person with flat affect and be happy. Ok maybe in big family with other people with normal affect but definitely not as a couple in isolation. I'd go mental. Mama JF, for all her potato faults deserves more than a biological mechanism for a partner. Pretty surprised to head JF and her were having nice family diner with her parents. That's positive, I hope it was, idk.

Her appearances always bugged me for the dumbest reason. The way she pops up and then bends to fit in the camera frame, and stays like that for how ever many minutes always annoyed me. It looks so unnatural and uncomfortable, and honestly ridiculous. JF should keep a chair next to his so when she shows up she can sit and look less humiliated and less retarded. If he acted like her comfort mattered both on and off camera, maybe she wouldn't feel so unloved.
 
JF looks like a frog prince that had a kiss blown his way and only half-transformed back to human.
 
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