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If you really had to who would you sex?


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But who would want to have sex with Elliot anyway? Is there some kind of homosexual brothel in Hell or something? I know all the jokes about incels being gay in denial are worn out but I'm wondering if they actually hold any weight.
In Hell whatever punishment goes. I doubt the Devil really cares about or will ever inquire too closely into Elliot's sexual inadequacy.
 
In Hell whatever punishment goes. I doubt the Devil really cares about Elliot's sexual inadequacy.
Oh I know, his punishment should be to be stuck with a sorority blonde with PMS who refuses to ever have sex with him and treats him like shit for all eternity. Basically your typical soyboy existence except without the occasional pity sex.
 
Confidence aka ego and money.
You don't need to be rich to be confident.

Is it true that they don't like "greycels" (newcomers)?
Yeah, because newbies take screenshots of their posts. Some hidden incel subforums are benign enough but some are created to post illegal content like CP or terrorist plans.
 
"Look at how much more virtuous I am than these guys" - the Thread.
I don't think I'm any more or less virtuous than these guys. Everyone is flawed and is capable of falling off the path. However, I also believe everybody has the capacity to change themselves for the better. Many choose not to however.

I'm not really sure if I'll find that special lady in my lifetime, but that doesn't stop me from trying and working on bettering myself as a person. That's all you really can do.
 
I don't think I'm any more or less virtuous than these guys. Everyone is flawed and is capable of falling off the path. However, I also believe everybody has the capacity to change themselves for the better. Many choose not to however.

I'm not really sure if I'll find that special lady in my lifetime, but that doesn't stop me from trying and working on bettering myself as a person. That's all you really can do.
You need an environment to change. Most of these men cannot change their surroundings. It's an abuse-filled lifestyle that had sprung since childhood, of suppression and dominance. There is no safety net for these people.

Kiwis in the thread have made the remark that their lifestyle is only possible due our era, not realising that their own lifestyle is just as much shaped by the era the incels live in.

The idea of a community is to help those who wouldn't be able to stand on their own. That others receive treatment, while some don't, is unfair. Saying bullshit like "life's not fair" misses the point.
 
"Look at how much more virtuous I am than these guys" - the Thread.
I unironically sympathize a lot with the manosphere crowd. They're men raised by single mothers, fucked over in divorce, or just smacked with the ugly stick at birth. The trouble is when you get so lost in your own self-pity you start losing sight of the truth and the actual chances you have in life. Sure, modern women who unironically believe in feminism are a blight on our society and going to be a real problem in the future, but they're not actually all women. Just go out, talk to people, and be open to learning about them over jumping to conclusions. If things don't feel right, bounce. There are still plenty of women who grew up in functional households, single-parent or otherwise, that got taught at a young age not to be a useless thot. My own single mother instilled that in my sisters at a young age, and they're crazy about their current partners. I'm even going to one of their weddings soon. I don't look down on you. Really, I feel a lot of compassion even though the asshole in me wants to stomp on your fingers holding on to the ledge. It's never too late until you're dead.
This video was posted earlier in this thread, but it's actually pretty great about modern sex relations.
He had a 800 pound deadlift. Doing an extra set of squats for a real one. Taken from us too soon.

Also incels; get gud
when my soreness is gone, i will start deadlifting for gains in his honor
 
Yes, men have darkness to contend with that society is less willing than it ought to be to recognize. However the incel community reinforces the zero-sum, brutalized mindset that these men are depressed by. And exposes them to strange bedfellows they would otherwise be happily free of. Kiwifarms doesn't even treat its lolcows this badly. Or at least doesn't permit such.
I forgot what point I wished to make coming here because I found this worth saying based on where the thread has now gone.

Also James Sunderland feels like a goofy avatar choice given the subject matter. I hope it's not a new one, special to the occasion.
 
I don't look down on you. Really, I feel a lot of compassion even though the asshole in me wants to stomp on your fingers holding on to the ledge. It's never too late until you're dead.
I should hope not, considering I'm not an Incel...

nobody's claiming to be "better" than you, they pity you.
The entire thread is littered with insults against these unfortunates, telling them what amounts to "man up". There are posts about guys powerlevelling how better they are.
 
Also James Sunderland feels like a goofy avatar choice given the subject matter. I hope it's not a new one, special to the occasion.
Exactly.

James' problem was that he centered his identity around Mary. He felt resentment and hatred towards her for how she treated him while she was terminally ill, but Marie showed that James felt he deserved to be treated that way. Especially considering he killed her.

In the Leave ending, he was able to come to terms with what he did as well as separate himself from Marie. He didn't need to allow himself to be abused and no longer centered his identity around his dead wife. He could move on with his life and try to work on being a better and happier person. Sure, he still killed her and will most likely have to deal with the real world consequences of those actions, but what he did in the end showed he was taking steps in the right direction.

The problem with Incels and the like is that they center their identity and self worth around their capability of getting women and getting laid. Some of them I like to think do want a relationship, but they clearly don't like themselves which only makes them vulnerable to abusive relationships or becoming abusers themselves.

Work on yourself first. Learn to love yourself first. Don't let the not so great women in the world bring you down to their level.
 
Exactly.

James' problem was that he centered his identity around Mary. He felt resentment and hatred towards her for how she treated him while she was terminally ill, but Marie showed that James felt he deserved to be treated that way. Especially considering he killed her.

In the Leave ending, he was able to come to terms with what he did as well as separate himself from Marie. He didn't need to allow himself to be abused and no longer centered his identity around his dead wife. He could move on with his life and try to work on being a better and happier person. Sure, he still killed her and will most likely have to deal with the real world consequences of those actions, but what he did in the end showed he was taking steps in the right direction.

The problem with Incels and the like is that they center their identity and self worth around their capability of getting women and getting laid. Some of them I like to think do want a relationship, but they clearly don't like themselves which only makes them vulnerable to abusive relationships or becoming abusers themselves.

Work on yourself first. Learn to love yourself first. Don't let the not so great women in the world bring you down to their level.
Men seek validation from women. In that respect, they are no different from other men.
 
I read that Tinder only has over 57 million visits by the end of 2021, and over 3/4ths of the users are male. So unless the number of women in the world are far fewer, many women don't use Tinder.
That stat makes sense to me. Despite what many incels think, the majority of single women are not out riding the “cock carousel” every night—not because they can’t, but because they don’t particularly want to. In my social circle, Tinder is the app for when you want to get laid quickly, not look for a relationship. There are other apps that are way more popular among women (Hinge, Bumble, etc). Nothing wrong with a one night stand, but IMO that’s a way more “male” thing to pursue, which could explain why so many are using Tinder. Or maybe they just don’t know about any other apps.
 
Girl, have you ever been on a ship? Or do you get all your info from fapping to Leo DiCaprio movies?
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In fact, the most famous example of 'women and children first' starring your dreamboat Leo [...]
Your obsession with masturbating over the movie Titanic and Leonardo DiCaprio probably speaks volumes more of you than me. Very shallow of you, yet also very apt, considering the thread we're posting in.

I don't take my ques of maritime history from James Cameron's Titanic, no. Speaking of the subject, while I will not claim to be some expert on the matter of the Titanic, I did go to an exhibition about the famous ship some two or three years ago! There was a lot of memorabilia of the horrific incident being displayed, and I learned quite a lot of the circumstances leading up to White Star Line deciding to build the ship, what went wrong during the voyage (other than the obvious), as well as some details of the aftermath. The specifics regarding the rescue operation and the lack of boats on the ship were naturally well detailed, and I have no misconceptions over whatever it is that you're trying to lecture me on.

The most heartbreaking thing was to see just how many children died with the ship, by the way. The organizers had prepared a huge slab of ice with the cold temperature of the sea at the time of the accident, and boy was it cold: so cold, in fact, that it burned at the touch. That anyone had to die in complete despair while being drenched in that cold fire is harrowing, but the thought of small children doing so is just incredibly depressing.

So no, I don't fap to the Titanic. You'll have to try your luck elsewhere.
Also, the whole 'women and children first' thing was never because women expected to be saved, it was because men needed to show how big their dicks were and how dainty and frail women were. The "women and children first" as a rule is a total myth. It has no basis in actual maritime or other law it was more of a loose guideline, but it really had much more to do with removing the 'vulnerable' (i.e. helpless children and women) from the scene so the fit men could handle the emergency. This includes the elderly.

Titanic also did allow some elderly male passengers aboard lifeboats. Famously, Isador Straus was offered a space to accompany his wife, and refused it simply because he couldn't see himself taking a spot that could go to someone with much more life to live than him. And then his wife decided to stay on the ship with him.

But bringing it back around, I worked and lived on cruise ships for almost a decade. Women and children first literally does not exist.
Your whole autistic argument seems to center on de jure vs de facto. I've never claimed that it was some ironclad law that men would sacrifice themselves for women and children. I don't believe that even James Cameron's sensationalized version of events depicts this. If nothing else, the intense shaming of the men who did survive and returned home would probably have incentivized men to go down with the ship anyways. While this could be seen as toxic masculinity according to people like you, and while it's nothing short of disgusting that people like Masabumi Hosono got ostracized and shamed (despite having helped women and children get into the boats, even) for returning home, I can't help but think that it's quite nice for the society of yore to have at least ostensibly upheld such a strong code of honor among men, no matter how farcical you claim it to have been. No wonder the men of today may feel less driven to openly proclaim their willingness to help women and children, if all they're getting for their desire to do good are invectives over how they're obsessed with the size of their schlong, and how much they want to belittle stronk and capable women. Chivalry is dead, they say, but who killed it, and was it done just for the sake of revenge over the impressive and awe-inspiring dinguses men rock between their legs?

Good on Isidor Straus' wife, by the way. And good on ol' Isidor himself, most definitely.

At any rate, you are correct in that the code of conduct of "women and children first" has no basis in maritime law, but was rather a guideline, and that it encompassed the need to save the elderly as well. I've never claimed otherwise, and it doesn't oppose my initial comment which you decided to huff about.

The fact that you worked on a ship for some years doesn't seem to have made you any more aware of the by nature internalized gender roles of men and women. It's not rocket science, really. It's unsurprising though, given Current Year™, and the apparent need for people in this thread to overcorrect the creepniness of the incels by doubling down on pretty much everything they can think of that profess to stand in firm opposition of the incel mentality.
 
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I don't agree there (abstinence before marriage is best to me), but it does make sense why more are guys.

Incels seem to think Tinder completely obliterated dating, as girls "can now weed out all but top Chads".
I don’t go for them either, but I don’t see any issue as long as everyone is safe and consenting. Some motherfuckers really need to get laid sometimes, of which this thread is a great example :)

Yes they do, and it couldn’t be further from the truth. You don’t have to look very far to find accounts of women online complaining about men asking for nudes after a few messages, trying to score on the first date, and so on. If anything, Tinder has made women want to date more, as it really shows how fruitless hooking up with strangers can be. Dating apps like the ones I mentioned in my previous post wouldn’t exist if Tinder filled all of women’s requirements for Chad dicks as claimed.
 
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